Hello.
As you can see I'm an emoji.
A "Meh",
to be exact.
Anywho,
it's my pleasure to announce,
our first movie.
Yay.
It's almost too thrilling for words.
So bring the family.
Doesn't have to be your family.
THE EMOJI MOVIE
So I told management, "I can't work like this!
These lights!
I'm meltin' in here!"
It's such a load of--
Uh...
No, go ahead.
Finish that sentence.
I'm positively euphoric right now.