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♪ >>> WERE BACK.
8:41, WITH THE ONE AND ONLY
RICKY GERVAIS.
>> THE CREATOR OF "THE OFFICE,"
WRAPPED UP HIS FIRST STANDUP TOUR IN SEVEN YEARS. STANDUP
TOUR IN SEVEN YEARS. HE NAMED IT HUMANITY.
HE DOESNT LIKE HUMANITY AND
HES THE FOCUS OF A NEW NETFLIX
SPECIAL.
HELLO, RICKY.
>> HELLO.
>> WHY THE NAME, HUMANITY?
>> I SUPPOSE ITS ME THINKING ABOUT HOW SPOILED I AM.NKING
ABOUT HOW SPOILED I AM. IT STARTED OFF LIKE THAT.
BUT AFTER GOING AROUND THE WORLD PLACES, ALL THE PLACES IN THERLD
PLACES, ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD, ITS NOT THAT BAD.
ITS A NICE PLAY, THE WORLD, AND
PEOPLE ARE NICE.
>> WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT? THE PEOPLE YOU MET?INK THAT?
THE PEOPLE YOU MET? >> ITS NOT LIKE I DONT LIKE
PEOPLE.
PEOPLE.
THEYRE JUST NOT MY FAVORITE ANIMAL.JUST NOT MY FAVORITE
ANIMAL.
THEYRE STILL GOOD. BUT THEYRE NOT AS GOOD AS DOGS.
YOU SEE, PEOPLE THEYRE ALL
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
WELL, I LIKE DOGS, PEOPLE ARE
RUBBISH.
IF YOU TAKE DOGS OUT OF THE EQUATION, THEN PEOPLE ARE ALL
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
>> YEAH.
ITS ALL RELATIVE.
WE HAVE A CLIP FROM THE SPECIAL.
LETS ROLL IT.
>> A LOVELY WELCOME. JUST FOR THAT, IM GOING TO TRY
MY HARDEST TONIGHT.
I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING,
RICK, RELAX, WE HAD OUR MONEYS
WORTH, JUST SEEING YOU.
WHAT?
WHAT?
YOURE A LEGEND, SHUT UP. HUH?E A LEGEND, SHUT UP.
HUH?
IM NOT A GOD. IM JUST AN ORDINARY GUY, YOU
KNOW?
KNOW?
GOING AROUND TALKING TO PEOPLE.
SORT OF LIKE JESUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IN A WAY.
BUT BETTER. WELL, IVE ACTUALLY TURNED UP.
SO --
SO --
>> I LIKE HOW YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF RICK.YOU JUST CALLED
YOURSELF RICK. DO PEOPLE CALL YOU RICK EVER?
>> NO.
>> NO.
I DONT THINK ANYONE CALLS ME RICK.T THINK ANYONE CALLS ME
RICK.
EXACTLY. THE FAMILIAR.
THE FAMILIAR. LIKE THAT.
LIKE THAT. LIKE I KNOW THE 10,000 PEOPLE
THAT TURN UP.
LIKE THEYRE FRIENDS.
>> TELL ME ABOUT -- YOU HAVE
DONE STANDUP IN SEVERAL -- SEVEN
YEARS OR SOMETHING?
>> SEVEN YEARS WAS THE LAST TOUR.VEN YEARS WAS THE LAST
TOUR.
>> WERE YOU NERVOUS? >> I WASNT. NERVOUS?
>> I WASNT. I MEAN, I WASNT -- IT WASNT
PLANNED.
PLANNED.
YOU KNOW?
IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT STANDUP
WAS THE SECOND OR THIRD THING I DO. THE SECOND OR THIRD THING I
DO. SO, THINGS KIN OF SS KIND OF HAD
I DID A COUPLE OF MOVIES.
WHEN I STARTED DOING IT, I FELL
IN LOVE WITH IT.
NOW, ITS THE FAVORITE THING I
DO.
DO.
I CAN GIVE EVERYTHING ELSE UP AND DO STANDUP UNTIL IM TOO OLD
TO STAND UP.
ILL DO STITTITDOWN.
PROBABLY BETTER CHAIRS THAN
THIS.
THIS.
>> YOURE NOT DIGGING OUR CHAIRS?E NOT DIGGING OUR
CHAIRS?
>> THEYRE THE WORST. THEYRE SLIDEY.WORST.
THEYRE SLIDEY. THEYRE LIKE STOOLS.
I CANT LEAN BACK.
THEYRE SLOPEY AND SLIDEY.
THE MONEY YOU GUYS MAKE AND YOU
GIVE ME -- IM NOT MAKING ANY
MONEY FOR THIS.
I COME ON TO PLUG THE SHOW.
ITS ON NETFLIX.
I DONT NEED TO PLUG IT.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW OR
SOMETHING?
SOMETHING?
>> YEAH.
IM GOING TO GET ONE. >> WE HAVE ONE IN THE DOG AREA.
>> IM WATCHING LADY JANE, YOUR
LIFE PARTNER OF 30-PLUS YEARS.
>> SHES PROBABLY ASHAMED.
>> SHES RIGHT HERE.
LOOKING ADORABLE.
LOOKING ADORABLE. >> HI, JANE.
>> DOES JANE WATCH THE STANDUPS?
>> SHE DOES.
>> THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN?
>> THUMBS UP.
>> I PLAY LOTS OF PLACES THE AND
JANE COMES TO THE MOST EXOTIC
PLACES.
PLACES.
SHE DOESNT WANT TO IPSWICH AND
LEEDS AND LUTEN.
SHE COMES TO NEW YORK, L.A., SAN
FRANCISCO.
SHE CHOOSES THE GIGS. >> YOU TROLL HER ONLINE.
>> I KNOW.
WE GO OUT WALKING EVERY DAY JUST
TO MEET DOGS.
AND I GET AHEAD OF ME AND I TAKE
A PICTURE OF HER.
>> AND YOU WILL SAY, THERES
JANE WITH ALL HER FRIENDS.
THATS SO MEAN.
>> HOW DID YOU CAPTION THIS ONE?
>> WHERE IS THAT?
>> I DONT KNOW.
ON SOME BRIDGE.
>> ITS IPSWICH.
>> EXACTLY.
>> EXACTLY. >> JANE OUT WITH HER NEW YORK
GANG.
GANG.
LOOK, MAYBE I GOT A TEXT.
NOPE.
YOURE SO BAD. >> YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER A
LONG TIME.
LONG TIME.
>> YES. >> WHATS THE SECRET TO THAT?
>> WELL, LARRY HAGMAN WAS ASKED
THAT, HE HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR 50
YEARS.
YEARS.
AND HE SAID SEPARATE BATHROOMS. >> IS THAT THE TRUTH?BATHROOMS.
>> IS THAT THE TRUTH? >> I THINK, YOU KNOW, SHE PUTS
UP WITH ME.
THATS GOOD, ISNT IT?
THATS GOOD.
THATS GOOD. THATS ALL I CAN ASK, REALLY.
>> AND A DECENT CHAIR.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
>> WE LOVE YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> "HUMANITY" IS STREAMING RIGHT
NOW.
NOW.
>> I HAVE SOME ADVIL IN MY