Top of the morning to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to 3:00 a.m.
at the Krusty Krab, which I think is like a
Spongebob Squarepants Five Nights at Freddy's type game. k thanks bai
I have no idea. I've just had a really large amount of people- [Mr. Krabs] "Ahhh, money."
Oh! I'm Mr. Krabs! [laughs]
I've had a very large amount of people telling me to play this game, which either means that it's
amazing, or it's terrible. Either way, I am good!
[reading] Left Shift sprint, E to interact, C to crouch...
F to turn your flashlight on and off.
Okay, what's the objective?
[reading in Mr. Krabs voice] "Gather all me money from the cash register and from me office, Arg."
[reading in Mr. Krabs voice] "Pack the leftover Krabby Patties. Check the bathroom trash bin for any pennies."
I should actually be paying attention. I'm more paying attention to the voice I'm doing.
[reading] "Pack the leftover Krabby Patties. Gather all the money..."
[reading] "from the office. Check the bathroom trash for any pennies. Lock up and leave."
Okay.
So we're here at 3 a.m.
Okay, so this is the Krabby Patty station.
Why can I not go through?
Let me through. I want to go through!
Okay, we're just closing that then.
Open this one. Ha ha!
What happened? Oh, God.
OH, NOOO!
He's coming to steal me Krabby Patties!
[reading] "When the lights start flickering, you must hide."
Uh-oh.
Hide where?
Am I good?
What happened? I just heard some sounds! [laughing nervously]
Okay, so I have to collect money from the register...
Oh my God, are you serious? Are you serious with this shit?!
[electronic flickering sounds] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Oh, there he is! That's what I'm hiding from!
Okay! Hiii! Okay. He's gone. We're okay.
Oh God, I have to... [Krabs voice] I have to start the lootin' all over again.
Fuck's sake, come on. Come on! Come on, you have time. You have time!
Boom! [electronic sound] Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Where did he appear?
I don't see him! Oh, he was in there.
Okay, I need to check for pennies or something, right?
Ugh, sweet Jesus.
You need to be much faster at this, dude. Please? I know you have crap hands and everything, you only have little claws but...
I've no idea where he is up here! This is so silly.
[Patrick Star voice] No, this is PATRICK.
Did I do it?
Okay!
No problem!
No problem at all. I'm gonna hide!
I'm hiding. I'm safe. I'm fine.
Where's he gonna show up? Okay, he's out there somewhere.
Yeah. Okay. He's gone. He's gone.
I have time to pack me Krabby Patties!
Oh, God. You need to be - [Spongebob voice] You need to be faster at this, Mr. Krabs. Ay-ay-ay-ay.
I can't do the voice!
Man, I wish I was Tom Kenny.
Hell yeah!
Did I do it? Am I okay? Am I fine?
[electronic sounds]
There was no sound of him actually coming up. Okay. I'm taking me money!
This is a bad time to be at the Krusty Krab.
[reading] "All objectives complete, find the key in the basement, lock up and get out!"
Where's the basement?
[electronic sounds]
Shit. Oh shit.
[jumpscare noise]
Ooh, he's in the bathroom this time!
Poof! He gone.
Okay, I have no idea how to get to the basement though.
Uh-oh.
Ahh!
Okay, into the basement we go!
We survived the upstairs, anyway.
[reading] "The key is somewhere in this basement. You must find it."
Oh, no. It's the same shit again, isn't it.
Oh, this is very like... the joy-
[electronic sound]
He's over there! He's over there! Okay, I'm hidin'.
I love how normal the footsteps are.
Okay, I can't see anything with a fucking light off. Clearly. That's what they're for.
[electronic sound] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh my god! I'm gonna try forever to find this fuckin' key!
[whispering] He was right there.
Is he continuously searching, or do- is he just randomized?
Does he pop down and then I have to go hide?
Because that would be kind of sucky!
Okay back where I started.
Let's go this way. Come on, Mr. Key!
[electronic sounds]
[whispering] He was right there! He was right there! He was right there!
Okay, okay. He is very fast!
Mr. Key, come to me, plea-plea...se!
Just sounds like someone walking around outside.
Tra-la-la.
Is he gone?
Okay. He went that way. Okay, that means I'm going this way.
That's my plan, and I'm sticking to it. Shut up. Leave me alone. I'm gone!
Oh my god, this place is massive!
Key! Keykeykey!
Yes! Now all I have to do is get out! I can do this!
I have the ability!
Can't remem-
Oooo!
D-ahhh!
[electronic sounds]
Ohhh, fuck.
He was right there! How did he not see me?
He's big red glowing eyes! You'd think he'd be able to see everything!
Okay, just go. Just go lock up. Go lock up. I have the key! I can do this!
[Spongebob laugh]
[reading] "You have the key... go outside and lock up."
Okay...
Is that- Is that it? Am I done?
Hell yeah!
[reading] "Now get to the boat and escape!"
Oh, come on! To the boat?
Well, I guess that makes sense. It's...
The Chumbucket.
Wait, where's the fuckin' boat?
Ohhhh. Boats are just regular cars in Spongebob.
That makes a lot of sense, actually.
Did I do it?!
Oh, no! He's chasin' us! Go, Mr. Krabs!
Yeah, you're gonna want to be much faster than that. He was really quick at walking.
[claps] Yeah!
That wasn't so bad. I did that in no time at all.
I'm the best!
Hahaha! Take that, Krusty Krab!
I love that Mr. Krabs is staying back afterwards just fawning over his own money.
Classic. Classic Mr. Krabs.
Man! Need to go back and watch more Spongebob again.
I never really got into it when I was a kid, when it- when it started coming out,
and then the older I got the less
interest I had in it and I always thought it was more kiddie then,
the older I got, and now, now that I'm like almost 30
I'm like looking back at it, going, "That was actually really good for its time!"
I should go back and watch a bunch of that! Some of the humor in it is still fucking amazing.
But it's been so long man. I can't even remember any of it. Half the characters I can't even remember.
Yeah, that'll be one of my goals for this year.
PMA, make 2018 amazing, and also watch more Spongebob.
I also need to watch more of the animes that I wanted to watch
and also the other cartoons that I used to watch,
and all these TV shows that I've been missing because I've been doing YouTube,
and all these movies that are coming out!
I'll just stick to playing video games. ANYWAY,
Thank you guys so much for watching this video! If you liked it, punch the Like Button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!
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Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
[outro music]
[Spongebob voice] Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? [Spongebob laugh]