♪ When I see something that I don't like ♪
(engine revving loudly)
♪ I gotta say it ♪
(crowd cheering)
♪ We've been driving this road ♪
♪ For a mighty long time ♪
♪ Payin' no mind to the signs ♪
♪ Well, this neighborhood's changed ♪
♪ It's all been rearranged ♪
♪ We left that change somewhere behind ♪
- Ka-chow!
(intense music)
- [Announcer] Wait a second Daryl,
McQueen is in the wreckage.
- [Daryl] There's no way the rookie can make it through.
Not in one piece that is.
(intense music)
(uplifting music)
- Yeah.
- Lightning! - Lightning!
- [Daryl] Look at that! McQueen made it through.
- [Announcer] Man! A spectacular move by Lightning McQueen.
- Yeah! Ka-chow!
- [Crowd] (chanting) McQueen, McQueen, McQueen, McQueen.
- Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow!
- Hey, Lightning! Yo, McQueen!
Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there.
By me! (laughing loudly)
- Oh yeah. - Zinga
- Welcome to the Chick era, baby.
Piston Cup, it's mine, dude.
- Yeah. - It's mine.
Hey, fellas, how do you think I'd look in Dinoco Blue?
Dinoco Blue! (laughing loudly)
- In your dreams, thunder.
- Yeah, right.
Thunder? What's he talking about thunder?
- Well you know,
'cause thunder always comes after lightning.
Ka-bow! Ka-pow!
- Who here knew of the, about the thunder thing?
- I didn't.
(crowd yelling)
- McQueen!
- That's a regulation-
- Show us the bolt! - Ka-ching!
- [Female] Show me the bolt, baby!
(crowd shouting) - Ka-pow!
Ka-chow!
Ka-pow!
Ka-chow!
(upbeat music)
Ka-chow! Ka-bow!
No, no! No, no, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
Lightning McQueen here
and I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment,
new rear-end formula.
Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eze.
(tinkling music) Wow! Look at that shine.
Use Rust-eze and you too can can look like me!
Ka-chow!
(McQueen laughing) - Ladies and gentlemen,
Lightning McQueen! - Lightning McQueen!
(crickets chirping)
- "Free Bird."
- You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment Team
ran a great race today.
And remember, with a little Rust-eze,
and an insane amount of luck,
you too can look like me. Ka-chow.
(upbeat music) (crowd cheering)
- Good, kid. - Aw, we love you
and we're looking forward to another great year,
just like this year.
- Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase,
me, you, dinner, ba-cha-kow!
- What the, ow!
- Ka-chow!
- Please, ugh!
- No, no, no, no, no. Out of gas?
How could I be out of gas?
(Sheriff laughing)
- Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
- B-b-b-b-but, h-how did you?
- We siphoned your gas while you were passed out.
Ka-chow.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
♪ Get hip to this kinda tip ♪
(lounge music)
- [Ramone] Oh yeah.
- [McQueen] Ka-chow.
- Here's she comes!
- [McQueen] Okay, places, everybody. Hurry!
Act natural.
- Good morning, Sally. - Good night, Sally.
- All right, what's going on?
- Ladies and gentlecars,
please welcome the new, Lightning McQueen.
(engine revving)
- Pow!
What do you think?
Radiator Springs looks pretty good on me.
(Sally laughing)
- I'll say.
Ka-chow! (engine revving repeatedly)
You're gonna fit right in in California.
- [Harv] Playtime is over, pal.
While the world's been trying to find you,
Dinoco has had no one to woo.
Who're they gonna woo?
- Chick.
- Bingo. In fact, check out what's on the plasma right now.
- [Reporter] Show us the thunder.
- You want thunder? You want thunder?
Ka-jigga, ka-jigga, ka-jigga.
- Hey, that's my bit.
- Oh yeah, you wanna know the forecast?
I'll give you the forecast.
100% chance of thunder!
Ka-jigga! Ka-jigga!
Say it with me! Ka-jigga-jigga-jigga.
Ka-jigga, ka-jigga, ka-jigga.
(intense music)
What'd you think of this?
Yeah, that's it, kid.
(uplifting music)
What?
- Whoa! Get 'er done!
(Mater laughing)
I taught him that. Ka-chow!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Come on, baby, bring it out!
Bring out the Piston Cup.
Ka-jigga, ka-jigga.
(loud clanging) Yeah!
Now that's what I'm talking about.
- What do you say, Lightning McQueen?
We still got room for one more racer.
- Well, I would love to.
The only thing is my crew's off for the season so-
(loud shushing)
(loud whirring)
- Pit stop.
- You know what, they just got back.
Deal me in, baby. Ka-chow!
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat music)
Ka-chow!
- And now, our last competitor,
number 95, Lightning McQueen!
- Ka-chow!
- [Announcer] Bumper to bumpers,
they approach the finish line.
McQueen's the winner! Francesco second.
And they have no idea what happened behind them.
- This is impossible.
- That's what I'm talking about. Ka-chow!
- Piston Cup winner, Chick Hicks, here
with the racer taking the circuit by storm, Jackson Storm.
Another easy win over old ka-chow.
Or should I say, ka-boose 'cause he's always in the back.
- Francesco, I'd like you to meet-
- Signorina Sally, it is official,
Lightning McQueen is the luckiest car in the world.
- Oh, why thank you.
- Which he will have to be
to have a chance against Francesco today.
See you at the finish line Mc,
what is that?
- Oh, just something I had made up for the occasion.
- Is it good, McQueen. Very funny.
Was a funny when I did it but it's very funny.
What are you going to do next?
Are you going to take off your fenders?
Try it, you'll like it.
(upbeat music)