- What's up everybody.
My name's Keith Leak,
and I'll be interviewing my exes today.
I'm nervous.
(chuckling)
I don't know what to expect.
Woo!
Jesus, come on.
(dramatic music playing)
(snickering)
Hi Kimber.
- Hi Keith.
(Keith laughing)
- Where the (beep) is my chair?
- It's right there.
- (beep)
- How are you Kimber?
- Oh, how am I Keith?
Oh my gosh, how am I doing? I'm doing great.
Ever since the last time I saw you, I've gotten into yoga.
Yeah, I'm a lot healthier. - Okay.
- I juice.
(Keith laughs) - Mh-hmm
(dramatic music)
(Keith laughs)
- Hi, I'm X.
Remember me?
- She just a X.
(Keith laughs)
(background laughing)
- How are you?
- I'm great.
You look incredible.
- Thank you.
- Oh my God.
It's been a while since we. - I know,
I haven't been able to paint your face.
- [Keith] Yes.
- Grey.
- Oh my God,
(beep)
(Keith laughs)
(Keith snickering)
- What up?
- It's been a while
- Guys for any of you who don't know,
this is my baby mama.
- So. (laughs)
Hi Carly Craig.
- Hi.
(Keith laughing)
- Oh My God.
This is like a surprise.
A pleasant one
- Surprise.
- Okay. So I will just get right into this thing.
What initially attracted you to me.?
I could not talk.
- Okay. So the first time that we met
and I was interested in you,
you were doing something like this.
You were public speaking, at a little event.
And you just kept mispronouncing words that were
like fourth, fifth grade level.
And I was like,
(beep).
That's so hot.
- You loved me when you were three.
(Keith laughs)
- Oh, yes, I do remember you.
This is so crazy.
- Oh Keith, you know what attracted me to you?
Just sitting in my stool
and I do your little makeup for the videos.
- Yeah. You used to cover up my bumps back in the day.
- Your bumps. Yeah.
It looks like you've handled it.
I think you did all of the things I told you
you should do.
- Your kind eyes.
(Keith laughs)
- And.
- And what else?
- The little puby baby hairs on your chest.
- She's talking about my taco meat.
You're the first person to ever say that.
So thank you.
- I love everything about you.
- Really?
That's so (Keith laughs)
So why did we break up?
- What really got us to break up is the fact
that we just kept going back and forth.
Look, both of us are very emotional.
We're both type Z, personalities.
You know what I mean?
Our mornings were great.
Afternoons were great.
And then it'd be after dinner.
I don't know if it was like
when you were full, you'd get relaxed.
And then, something would happen.
But it's like, this dog, would come outta you
and you'd bark all night.
And you'd be like, Growl!
Gra! I need my space.
I need my space.
Cause I'd be like,
honey, I'm just trying to get close.
I need my space.
- You left me for a vowel.
- For, (laughs)
- You loved U.
You loved, O.
You loved a A, E, I, O, U.
- You, you said O.
- It's always about you. Huh?
- I'm sorry.
- You didn't wanna be my sugar baby.
And you know, I thought that was gonna be a nice change.
I finally could be,
the sugar mama that you wanted.
- Yes. Oh my God.
- But you didn't seem interested.
And you just kind of moved away.
Why? I don't understand why you just had to like go.
- It was not any of my doing. - From LA?
You could've filmed in Sacramento too.
- Why, could you stop doing that.
- I'm just talking.
(Keith laughs)
- Because you wouldn't have sex with me.
(Keith laughing)
- This is ridiculous.
Like who's idea was this?
What's my biggest flaw?
- Your biggest flaw,
is how often, (chuckles)
Is how often you fart.
You fart so often.
It's at first funny
and then charming.
And then it gets to the point where it feels
like there's not enough oxygen in the room.
And this is where our fights would come in
and you'd get a little doggy,
a little barky.
Because it'd be after dinner.
Alright? You'd get a little gassy.
Maybe you had some greens,
cause that'd always make you Brussels sprouts.
Do you remember this?
- Yes.
- Do you remember this?
I don't know if you remember this.
- I remember.
- Shut up! You don't remember this?
- Okay.
- You used me for a few words
and then you forgot about me.
- Well, I, actually think about it.
In the alphabet,
like X isn't, like used that much.
Like in words, I don't believe.
Like, not that much.
- Not when you're having S, E, X.
- I'm confused.
- Or when you're playing the xylophone.
- Your bumps, honey.
(Keith laughing)
(Keith mumbles)
- You know, that was...
- You were scratching at them in the mirror.
And they be like Keith, stop.
- I think you did a good job at covering them up,
but I honestly believe
you covering them up with so much makeup
was the reason I broke out.
- What did you just say to me?
- I think that's the reason I broke out.
- How dare you, critique my skill?
I've been in the business for decades.
- That is ridiculous.
- What are you talking about?
- That is so ridiculous
- That you wouldn't have sex with me.
(background laughing)
- I mean,
any other biggest flaw at all?
This is unbelievable.
- That you still refuse to have sex with me.
- Got it.
Did you keep any secrets from me while we were together?
- I don't keep secrets from the people that I love.
Except for maybe some of my investments.
You know what I mean?
It's like, yes.
Am I related to offshore drilling?
Yes.
The point is that
the only thing I ever kept secret from you was my money.
That's true love.
Because imagine how bad it would've made you feel
to know how much money I make
and compared to how much money you make.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You know, we were staying in your one bedroom apartment
that kind of smells like dog doodoo.
And like, we could have been on a yacht.
You know what I mean?
But that's love
- I did have a very, very,
very intimate relationship with S.
- Oh, so you did too.
So, Ooh.
I messed up.
I shouldn't have said that.
- S is used little around a lot.
S is just, you know, can't spell slut without S.
- No, actually.
I was very brutally honest with everybody.
I told you I'm all up on the sugar daddies.
- Yeah.
- I'm being flown out cross country for men.
I even told that cast member.
What was her name?
Courtney? I openly told her that she wasn't the hot one.
So I am a very honest woman.
Like, why do we, why are we,
who are we even trying to lie to here?
- I do know how to work the air fryer.
(Keith laughs)
- So, why were you lying this whole time?
- Because I didn't feel like cooking.
- Oh, so you made me do it.
- Cause I'm not, your, bitch.
- Last question.
So if you had the last word, what would you say?
- I have something that I need to get outta me
that I never got out when we were dating.
- Yeah.
- Just really, sorry.
- Get it out. Sorry. Just really quick.
(beep) you Keith!
(beep) you!
Thank you.
- You'll never find another letter like me.
- I'm sure.
Thank you so much.
Nice running into you.
(thumping her chest)
- Use concealer more, (mumbles)
(Keith laughs)
(background audience clapping)
- Okay, God.
- This was so nice.
- It was so great seeing you.
- This is so good to see you.
I miss you so much.
Enjoy life in Hollywood.
Ta-ta!
- Damn.
- If I had the last word, what would I say?
- Yeah.
- That if finally you do agree to have sex with me,
it would be my Make-A-Wish.
(Keith laughing)
(background audience laughing)
- Those of you guys that don't know,
I have cancer.
(all laughing)
Alright.
Well, you're good to go.
I'll give you a hug.
Oh, I love you.
(background audience clap)
I just interviewed some of my exes and I am shook it.
I did not expect to see, who I saw.
I'm still over here like,
shaking in my boots.
My Yeezy boots.
Yeah like, if you wanna see more videos like this,
we got this video right down here.
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And then we also got this video, right here.
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Oh, whoa.
Ow!
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And, okay.
This is a lot.
This is why I stay single.
I got titties on my back
and everybody around me.
Oh my God.
Thank you guys so much bye.
- Smile for me baby. Daddy, smile for me.