what
kevin don't
mom is it ok to copy? well that depends sometimes copying can be a way to make fun of
someone so that's not nice but other times it can be a way to show how much you like what another
person's doing and then it's like honoring them so i guess it's okay because kevin was picking
his nose just like me i did it first why would you smile lying you're such a baby and tell the truth
Move. I had mine here first. so so it's my turn i'm older i get more turns
thanks i love arm massages it doesn't even hurt
ok that is enough he bit me he won't let me have the armrest neither of you
will have the arm rest okay if either of you even touches the armrest we are
turning this car around and going home do you understand do you understand yes
wanna watch a movie? mmm no.
Why not because i'm making a surprise for who me
doesn't make it a surprise if you're making it for yourself yeah it does
no it doesn't yeah it does it doesn't
see look
what is that hmm i don't know it looks like a junky spaceship is that what it is yeah surprise
doesn't make it a surprise yeah it does no it doesn't yeah it does here watch
i'll make it a surprise
surprise surprise
surprise i surprise
did you know that the universe is made out of molecules
what are molecules they're like super super super teeny weeny little things
that you can't even see them and i mean they're in everything like everything
so does that mean that they're in the wall
yeah the wall is made out of wall molecules the window is made out of window molecules
so does that mean my penis is made out of penis molecules
yeah everything
what about mom
mom molecules dad
dad molecules just listen to what i'm saying
fart molecules
Move your leg. no.
move it i'm resting it rest it somewhere else you sit somewhere else just move your leg so that i
can see it's making me comfortable it's making me not see then go sit over there why should
i be moving when you're the one blocking i don't know it's a free world this isn't
the world it's the couch well i always sit here this is my spot oh my gosh fine
real mature this is my spot i like to put my feet here um
yes move my leg needs to be here
how medical reasons you're full of c r a p ow i hurt my leg playing soccer
dad did Kyle hurt his leg while playing soccer why don't you both go outside and kick the
ball around just move your leg or we won't be able to watch tv this is my show i can sit how i want
fine i'm pausing it fine
i actually like it better this way
can we open now just a moment i want to get a good picture
how come he gets the bigger one i don't know you're just gonna have to ask your uncle mike
there's no names on them well i think they're for sharing for the both of you let me see
hey yeah yeah this one's probably mine no oh i'm older i get the bigger one that's
not how it works well how else would he meant them to be i'm bigger i get the big one you don't even
know that take a brain pill this one's probably mine and you get this one all right just open it
bad monkey popcorn mom it's bad monkey popcorn
they're for sharing
don't touch me i'm not touching you your foot it's touching your chair
yeah and my chair is touching me don't touch something that's touching me fine don't touch me
i'm not even touching you you're touching the air the air is touching me don't touch my
air air doesn't even count you can't even feel it oh yeah can you feel this
uh
um
would you rather die from eating lava or poo
if you eat lava you'd probably die right away
eating poo i don't think you're gonna die from that how do you know that
maybe if you eat a lot you have to eat so much pru like a dump truck amount of poo
dump truck
i'd pick lava wait if you ate lava imagine what your poo would be like
uh that would hurt
can i have some
maybe maybe what
only if you play the jelly bean game
what's that
actually you're not old enough are you old enough let me play you'll probably cry
i won't cry promise yes i promise okay first you have to choose the flavors that you don't like
coffee popcorn and the chocolate pudding you need four um
coconut okay those are the four bad ones now you reach in and take one only and don't
eat it tutti frutti good job put it here you can only eat it if you quit the game or you could keep
going for more how do i get more reach in and take another one but if you get a bad one then
you lose everything and get nothing so what is it gonna be keep one or risk it for more
risk it
oh cotton candy you can keep it or you can go for three go for three no peeking
peach you can walk away with three or risk it for more more
remember if you lose no crying i won't cry
blueberry
another
red cherry stop or keep going
bubblegum more
watermelon i forgot to mention if you get 10
then i'll give you five extra bonus jelly beans i need that bonus
mango stop or go
juicy pear that's eight you can keep them and eat them right now or more
pineapple that's nine one away from the bonus
remember no second chances and no crying i won't cry
maybe it's banana
no popcorn you can taste it and see
hmm
game over
remember not everything has a happy ending kyle
seriously
diarrhea molecules