Well, hey there! I'm Emma from mmmEnglish!
You've been learning English for a while now, so
I'm sure that at one time or another
you've thought:
English is so annoying!
Probably heaps of times!
Today, let's get some things off your chest.
What annoys you about English? Let's talk about it.
English is annoying.
There are complicated rules,
and then there's no rules,
there's the exception to the rule.
Oh yeah and then there's another exception.
Then there's all the silent letters.
And the vowels that just make
completely different sounds.
Yes English is important,
it's the language of the internet,
of business, it's spoken around the world
but it's not universal.
There isn't just one type of English, right?
There's American English and British English,
Australian English, Irish English, South African,
English from New Zealand.
We use different vocabulary and slang expressions
and of course, we've got different accents.
I mean Americans even use different spelling
and grammar rules,
and some of the differences are small,
like little spelling or pronunciation changes.
Some words are completely different
like my jumper is called a 'sweater' in the US.
And some words, well they exist in both types of English
but they mean totally different things,
like this is a thong in Australia, right? But
in the US, and lots of other places, that's a thong.
You seen my thong? Can't find it anywhere.
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Right so another annoying part about English.
There's lots of great grammar rules,
but then, there's also the exceptions, right?
How many times have you heard an English teacher say:
Yep that's the rule,
but there's a couple of exceptions.
For example, generally the rule
for adding -ing to the end of a word that ends in an E,
is you drop the E and you add -ing.
Caring.
Believing.
Canoe..
Oh except not canoeing.
Or dyeing either.
Alright how about this one?
For the recipe, you need to add a cup and a half of milk.
And then you need to add two and a half cups of sugar.
Now ask any native English speaker why we don't say:
"two cups and a half" as well.
They'll say:
I don't know, it just sounds a bit weird.
Just don't say it.
What?!
'It sounds weird' isn't a rule,
what are you supposed to do with that?
Now it's annoying that English
doesn't sound like what it looks like.
Tough.
Though.
Thought.
Thorough.
Through.
All of these words have the same letters
through the middle of them.
So they should at least have the same vowel sound,
right?
Wrong!
Every one of these words has a different
vowel sound in it.
And while this is definitely annoying,
the English language has a really, really
fascinating history with words.
All the way through its history.
We have words that come from
all different origins around the world.
Now English words are derived from
Germanic languages: Latin, French, Greek
and several other languages and dialects as well.
And over time, words were added or they were changed,
maybe they were lost and then replaced,
but the result is,
there's a lot of weirdly spelt words in English.
Like quiche,
and hiccough
and draught,
and Wednesday,
and receipt.
Some words have silent letters
which were once pronounced,
but aren't pronounced anymore.
And the pronunciation of some of these words
has changed over time.
But the spelling rules haven't,
so they don't really make sense anymore.
And other words
have been taken from other languages like
'cappuccino' from Italian,
or 'champagne' from French,
and the spelling hasn't changed to reflect
the English pronunciation.
In fact, the whole reason why there are two English
spelling standards,
British English and American English,
is because the Americans eventually decided
to simplify the spelling of English words
to try and make
English spelling a little less complicated.
So you can thank Noah Webster for that.
Now if spelling and pronunciation weren't
frustrating enough already, then there's homonyms,
a whole class of words which sound the same.
Maybe they look the same
but actually they're completely different words.
And it's only the context of the sentence
and sometimes the spelling
are only the way that you'll know
which word is being used.
Like when I say "too"
you don't know if I'm actually saying to, two or too, right?
You have to listen to the context
to understand the meaning or see the word written.
So English spelling is definitely annoying!
Well we can agree that it helps to keep life interesting.
Don't you think?
Prepositions are definitely annoying.
I get on my bike.
I get into my bed.
She's on the bus.
She's in the car.
We hop off the bus.
We get out of the car.
English prepositions are really annoying.
One preposition could have several different meanings
depending on the context.
And the rules are not always very clear.
And there are a lot of exceptions when it comes to
English prepositions. Plus,
there's a really good chance that the preposition rules
in English are slightly different from the prepositions
that you would use in your own language.
So often they don't just simply translate between
languages, right?
Now prepositions also form part of phrasal verbs.
And that's a whole 'nother annoying
issue about English, right?
So you've learnt that 'take' is a verb that means
to grab hold of something
or to remove something from a place.
You also learned the basic definitions
of many prepositions.
And as you know, phrasal verbs are a combination
of a verb and a preposition, usually.
And the meaning of a phrasal verb is
different from the meaning of just the verb on its own.
So phrasal verbs really have to be memorised
because they're often really hard
to guess the meaning of
even in context.
I'm going to take off now.
I need to take in the waist of my pants a few inches.
But you can't take off the waist of your pants.
You can take off your pants.
And you can take up the hem of your pants.
But you can't take up your pants, you have to
pull them up, right?
So sometimes
a single phrasal verb can have more than one
meaning as well which makes them
even more annoying.
So let's just move on for now. If you want to
check out my playlist on phrasal verbs,
it's right here.
Full of it, go nuts.
I'm exhausted now but there are so many more reasons
why English is annoying.
Can you think of any yourself?
Formality is not clear in English.
We don't use specific pronouns to show formality.
We use certain phrases and grammatical structures
to show formality.
You've got to learn them separately.
Syllable stress is also annoying.
The same exact letters can be pronounced
in a completely different way
like minute and minute.
Very, very small.
So at this point you just really want to just like
strangle English, right?
Or strangle your English teacher!
Okay enough moaning now, we've vented, right?
We've got our frustration off our chests.
And it's phenomenally impressive to think
just how much of the English language
you've already learnt.
Yes, there's always going to be room for improvement
but the task is a challenging one
and you are making progress.
Now I want to know, what do you love
about learning English?
I want to hear about that in the comments too,
I want to hear how much you love learning English.
And if there are any English teachers,
I'd love to hear from you as well.
Are there some questions that you get
from your students which just completely stump you?
Or are there topics that you absolutely hate teaching?
Because they just don't really make much sense,
and they're really frustrating for your students.
I'm looking forward to reading
some of those comments.
So right now I'm going to head over into this lesson here
to remind myself how much I love English.
Are you coming?