Adum: I'm actually excited for this episode.
Adum: It's the Squirtle squad!
Merk: OH MY GOD IT'S THE FUCKING SQUIRTLE SQUAD!
Adum: It's the BAD boys.
Narrator: you'll remember in an earlier pokemon adventure.
Merk: Daddy harder!
Adum: I like how the narrartor said "you'll remember" but he's showing us anyways.
Narrator: becoming a Pokemon trainer looks like it will be a snap!
Merk: Pokemon Snap?
Narrator: who knows what pitfalls awaits to swallow up our young hero.
Adum: This show has a lot of uhh.... Trap... Holes
Narrator: What did i tell ya? A pitfall!
Merk: Okay stop! WHO'S BONES ARE THOSE?
Adum: I think it's another Charmander.
Adum: I think that previous trainer just had a fetish for abandoning Charmanders.
Ash: Who would play such a rotten trick?
Adum:*laughing* I would assume team rocket.
Ash: Dangerous practical jokes are nothing to laugh about!
Ash: Go Pikachu!
*sad music starts to play*
Adum: Ohhhh.
Adum: wWell one of you is weak for electricity, just saying...
Merk: I've seen a turtle beat a rat so why doesn't he just do it here?
Adum: Do they have police in this world? I guess they do...
Adum: Officer Jenny!
Jenny: My cousins are all police officers, all of us look identical plus we're all named Jenny!
Adum: They save alot of effort that would go to designing characters
Merk: Its so shitty.
Jenny: That pokemon gang calls itself the squirtle squad.
Ash: Squirtle squad?
Merk: Why not just the SS?
Jenny: They're all squirtles who were deserted by their trainers.
Merk: Ohh what a weird running theme.
Jenny: They dont have a trainer so they just run wild and play tricks on the whole town.
Merk: they're more like social expirments actually.
meowth: Im really straving here! *Merks makes sweet sounds of death*
Adum: What the fuck was that!?
Jessie: Lets show these little creeps! James: Im game!
Adum and merk: Im gay. *laughter*
Merk: Oh they're eating jelly doughnuts.
Jessie: Oh no they're eating all the jelly doughnuts!
Merk: THEY CALL THEM JELLY DOUGHNUTS OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Adum: Why does it need to be that? Are people afraid of children embracing other cultures?
Adum: 4KIDS are like thats cultural appropriation!
Merk: Adum, rice is communist food.
mewoth: Squirtle! Merk: SQUIRTLE!
Meowth: You bad human! Adum: this is what PETA wants.
Meowth: HA HA HA!
Merk: Hehehehe lying! It works everytime!
Misty: I cought something!
*Laughter*
*more dying sounds* Merk: Im dead.
Adum: Electrocute the water! Kill everything!
Adum: MISTY YOU HAVE WATER POKEMON! SEND THEM IN!
Merk: *screams* Adum: HELP THEM OUT!
Ash: They got us... Merk: They got us... time to give up.
Mewoth: You're not gonna squirtle out of this one!
Merk: Um... That doesnt work at all. *laughs*
Adum: I dont think mewoth cares!
Voice in show: WHOS THAT POKEMON!
Merk: Oh I wonder who it could be... OH ADUM its trumps america!
Adum: You asked for it... *laughter*
merk: You did ask for it.
Ash: Dont believe them squirtles, meowths a big liar.
Merk: A BIG BIG BULLY!
Mewoth: QUIET HUMAN!!!
Meowth: Who are you gonna believe this human or a fellow pokemon!
Merk: Yeah they are all racists...
Adum: They're really racist...
Brock: Ash! Pikachu is in bad shape! We got to heal pikachu with super potion before its to late!
Ash: Squirtle squad, please you gotta let me go in to town, Im begging you!
Merk: *crying* Maybe my tears will convince you... Tears dont lie!
Ash: Don't worry ill be back!
Adum: With the police.
Merk: *screams of kevin* Such a cock..
Adum: *Laughter* Its like the same bridge from the bulbasaur episode...
Merk: YEAH it is!
Adum: Man whats with the infrastructure in this world...
*screams of getting stabbed in the BUTT* OHH WHAT THE FUCK
Adum: Beef...
Merk: We got beef...
adum: we got beef..
Jessie: Alright freeze!
James: These are ice packs we're gunning, uh I mean ice gunns we're packing!
Jessie: Farewell!
Merk: *Screams*
Guy in show: Its snowing!
Ash: Super potion please!
Merk: Woah thats a gun! I mean like, Why is it okay in this episode!?
Adum: Yeah I don't get it. Its the wild west I guess...
Ash: Too dark to see in here... Hey I know!
Adum: Ill use my charmander!
Merk: You're a great flashlight, you don't make for much else!
Adum: Im just imagining the director for the pokemon movies doing that into like a microphone.
ash: They're gone!
Adum: Uh oh...
Adum: WHAT!? WHAT JUST HAPPEND?
Misty: Hurry lets spray it on pikachu!
Merk: Spray in his eyes for extra effect!
Team rocket: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Adum: Just blows up in they're hands while they're saying this.
James: And the rest of you are in for a real blast, get it?
Adum: Yeah I get it James...
Merk: HOW DID THEY GET PIKACHU? MISTY AND BROCK WERE HOLDING HIM!
SQUIRTLE! *Sounds of pain followed by laughter*
Adum: Leave him to DIE.
Merk: Let him bake in the sun.
Adum: Well ash is dead...
Misty: *moans*
*weak sounds of squirtle while Merk laughs*
merk: With tears in his eyes!
Adum: hes crying!
Merk: Oh my god!
Misty: Look out!
Adum: This is fucking weird...
Jessie and James: Looks like team rocket is blasting off again!
Adum: Looks like it...
Merk: My god how will we fight this forrest fire... CHARMANDER OFCOURSE!
Ash: Don't worry Jenny I got an idea!
Adum: We got like five water pokemon RIGHT HERE.
Adum: Mitsy is not going to take any of her's out... She could help.
Merk: A useless woman...
Merk: SHE JUST STOOD THERE!
Misty: Hey ash that squirtle is following us...
Merk: Hey ash wait up!
misty: Let's kill it!!
Ash: Would you like to come along with us squirtle!
*adum and merk goes WOAAAAAH* OH IT HAD EYES AND ITS IN LOVE!
Merk: Oh my god those googly eyes!
Adum: Oh its from the opening part...
Narrator: One more adventure, one more new friend but there is much more excitement waiting just around the den!
I've never subbed a video before I just did this cuz I bored and maybe help deaf people... If you spot any grammatical errors or something else please go easy on me :>