- CONGRATULATIONS, LIAR. - THANK YOU.
[laughter] NO.
- NO, LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE... - WHAT HAPPENED?
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- WHAT DID YOU ASK ME?
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S SEE.
THERE'S A RUMOR THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT.
DO YOU WANT TO ADDRESS THE RUMOR AT ALL?
DO YOU CARE ABOUT-- - NO.
- DO YOU WANT TO SAY-- IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
- OH, GOD! NO, NO, NO!
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - NO.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.
I KNOW. - NO.
- JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU THE CHANCE
TO ANNOUNCE IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL.
- [laughing] OH, MY GOD.
- LIAR. LIAR. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NOT--NOT REALLY,
BECAUSE I WAS SO EARLY ON.
AND ALL MOMS WILL UNDERSTAND,
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY,
LIKE, DURING YOUR FIRST--
WELL, CERTAINLY NOT THE WORLD-- DURING YOUR FIRST TRIMESTER.
AND MY MOTHER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YET,
SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN AWKWARD PHONE CALL.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, "HEY, MOM, DID YOU CATCH 'ELLEN' TODAY?"
[laughter]
- RIGHT, WELL, THAT WAS A GOOD WAY TO TELL HER
SO YOU DIDN'T-- YOU SAVE YOURSELF A PHONE CALL.
YOU'RE BUSY. YOU'RE A BUSY WOMAN.
- [laughs]
- SO, I MEAN, IT'S VERY EXCITING.
HER NAME IS ESMERALDA? - ESMERALDA.
- AND SHE'S... audience: AW.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NOT SHOWN
A PICTURE OF HER YET, BUT DO YOU MIND
IF I SHOW THE PICTURE FIRST, BECAUSE--
- THE ONE I SENT YOU? - YEAH.
- YEAH, NO, GO AHEAD.
- I MEAN, RYAN GOSLING'S THE DAD,
SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW GORGEOUS THIS BABY IS.
I MEAN, BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.
[laughter and applause]
- ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?
- SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE BOTH OF YOU.
- OH. OH, MY GOD.
- I MEAN, REALLY, LOOK--
SHE LOOKS LIKE BOTH OF YOU, DOESN'T SHE?
IT'S HARD TO SAY WHO SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE.
- I CAN'T STOP STARING. - YEAH.
NO, IT'S-- - WOW.
- YEAH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
- YEAH. VERY EXOTIC.
- YEAH. [chuckles]
SHE IS.
AND YOU'RE PUTTING MAKEUP ON HER ALREADY.
- YEAH, ALREADY.
- [chuckles] SHE'S REALLY PRETTY.
NOW, IS SHE A GOOD BABY?
SHE SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT?
- NO. - NO.
- NO. GOD, NO.
SHE'S TWO MONTHS. - YEAH.
- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GETTING--
IT'S--WE'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT, THE SLEEPING THING.
BUT, YEAH, I'M EXHAUSTED,
AND IT'S THE BEST.
- WELL, IT'S THE BEST, AND IT'S EXHAUSTING.
- ABSOLUTELY.
REALLY, I'M SO INCREDIBLY TIRED.
I THOUGHT I WAS TIRED BEFORE AT TIMES, YOU KNOW,
BUT, NO, NOTHING LIKE THIS.
BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
IT'S THE BEST.
- WELL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,
'CAUSE THIS IS KIND OF THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE, PUTTING A DRESS ON.
- YES, DEFINITELY. - SO THANKS FOR DOING THAT.
THANKS FOR-- - THANK YOU.
- WHERE IS SHE? DID YOU JUST LEAVE HER AT HOME?
- YEAH, SHE'S HANGING OUT WITH THE DOGS.
- I SEE. [laughter]
- YEAH. WELL, AND HER GRANDMA.
- YOU REALLY DID MANAGE TO KEEP IT A SECRET, AND FOR--
YOU KNOW, THE TWO OF YOU ARE VERY PRIVATE, OBVIOUSLY,
AND--BUT DID YOU WORRY THAT SOMEONE WAS GONNA LEAK IT?
- UM, I MEAN, NOT REALLY. WE DIDN'T GET TO THAT POINT.
BUT I THINK JUST EARLY ON, WE DECIDED--
IT'S GONNA BE SO HARD FOR HER TO HAVE PRIVACY,
AND WE THOUGHT, WELL, THIS IS THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY
WE CAN GIVE HER TO PROTECT HER, AND--
SO THAT I HAD A NICE, CALM PREGNANCY, WHICH I DID,
SO IT WAS COOL.
- BECAUSE IT DOES SEEM LIKE--
THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU TWO GET ATTENTION ANYWAY.
BUT HAVING A BABY NOW... - I KNOW.
- PAPARAZZI JUST LOVE TO-- AND IT'S SO UNFAIR.
THEY LOVE TO GO AFTER PEOPLE WITH BABIES, YOU KNOW?
[scattered cheers]
YEAH, THERE'S THAT.
[laughter] OW!
- I THINK SO TOO. - YEAH.
BUT, I MEAN, THAT IS GONNA BE TOUGH FOR Y'ALL NOW TO--
YOU KNOW, TO BRING HER OUT, AND--
- YEAH, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT, BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT WAS JUST-- I'M VERY THANKFUL
THAT WE GOT THROUGH THE PREGNANCY.
- YEAH. AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
I KNOW YOU HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT ALL THE PRESSURE
THAT NEW MOMS HAVE.
- YEAH, I JUST--YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE BOUNCE BACK THING.
I'M LIKE, "OH, GOSH, EASE UP," YOU KNOW?
LIKE, IT'S OKAY. WE DON'T HAVE TO, YOU KNOW--
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BOUNCE BACK. - WE DON'T.
WELL, I MEAN, EVENTUALLY, MAYBE, YOU KNOW.
BUT CERTAINLY NOT IN A COUPLE WEEKS
OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW.
- WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANK YOU.
- ARE YOU ABLE TO-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M--YOU KNOW, BREASTFEEDING, PEOPLE--
I'VE ALWAYS HEARD IT-- IT REALLY DOES ACTUALLY HELP
SHRINK YOUR UTERUS BACK TO SIZE.
[laughter] IT DOES.
I KNOW IT'S A WEIRD THING TO SAY, BUT--
- NO, IT DOES. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
I'VE LOST-- [laughter]
I'VE LOST FIVE POUNDS.
[chuckles]
- IT'S THE BEST, YEAH.
SO IT'S--BREASTFEEDING IS REALLY, YOU KNOW, HELPING.
AND THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU WANT TO BE HEALTHY FOR THE BABY,
'CAUSE SHE'S EATING KIND OF WHAT I'M EATING, SO...
- EXACTLY. - RIGHT?
- YEAH. - YOU WANT TO MAKE GOOD CHOICES.
- EXACTLY.
UH-OH.
DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?
HOLD ON.
[static hisses]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW, SOPHIA GRACE?
EXPRESS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT.
- PINK!
- GOOD GIRL. GOOD GIRL.
[laughter]
SHE'S THINKING IN COLOR. - [laughs]