*wapoosh* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to gta 5
it feels like every time I start one of these episodes I'm back at Michael's house
it's not intentional it's just the way the game leaves me off
*police sirens* what happened there's like two cars exploded
ok... i haven't even begun to mess with the cheats that I'm puttin' on out
where you going
anyway I'm gonna' be messen' with the "carmageddon mod"
as everyone just keeps callin' it even though it's called mayhem
i don't know it's carmageddon. shut up
everybody leave me alone
ummm I don't know how to do it though *explosion* (pretty Jack face)
okay umm I guess I figured it out
firemen that's how I get them to show up
I've always wanted my own troop of firemen
you all sexy in your uniforms and you j where you goin'
I'm I'm right here
excuse me, miss you are not helping the problem
you shou' GO, GO BACK THAT WAY
Jesus christ you silly
ma'am ma'am ma don't make me get f***ing hostile on ya'
fine fine let let's see your solution to this
(in game)* un f***ing real
ah real good everyone give a clap here for the Darwin award winner
hey she did it
ok well I need to make some changes first. I need to be invinceble because I do not wanna' explode
along with everything else
all weapons, no reload, oo let's turn on fire ammo *evil laugh*
let's go up here. I want to explode more cars
*explosion* mmm wow
tha' was fun *laughter*
ok let's turn on smash. I don't know what smash is, so smash enabled
it didn't do anything
it is.. oww smash smash the cars not me
*explosion* Jesus *small laughter*
oh oh that car just went slidin' maybe if I get close to them they do stuff ya' *laughter*
ok I figured it out. I have to get close to the cars otherwise they're not gonna' do anything
it's 'cause i have such a big penis it has its own gravitational force
come here, come here you stupid cars ya' ahhahah
fire engine don't give a f**k
k, maybe you guys wha' what are you doin' I here explosions but I'm not seein' them
there we go *laughter*
where did that car go
ohh yes that's exactly what I like to see * more laughter*
oh ohh Jesus
the big cars don't seem to give a s**t. Did you see that other car come from like off over there
(jack face) hoo was that car?
oh I love this, I love this. ohh my god. I love when physics go bad s**t crazy
yess into the hedge you go, levitate *laughter*. Ohh that's what that sound is
you okay buddy, you feelin' good. What about you? Okay he doesn't care. This guy is not having a nice day.
okay, okay, okay,ohhkay, relax
okay so what dose veryation smash do. Nayah, that scared me
it doesn't do anything to anything, oh bye. *laughter* I must go now my planet, LOOK AT IT! * more laughter*
*more laughter*it was off *continuous laughter* over in the sky* more laughter*
uhh, this game is gonna' give me a heart attack
where did that car go?
oh he's off over there *more laughter*
ok, now fly, fly *more and more laughter*
*surprise motherf***er* *smack*OHH, OHHH, OHH MY JESUS!
OHH, that hurt alot. See this is wth I put on invincebly.umm what else we got, suck smash
ohh noo, I have a feeling I know what that is. *smack*
dahaa, yep *laughter* LADY you better f**ng run 'cause something' bad is coming our way!
(in game) *scream* (out of game) Jesus I f***ing told ya! What did I say, I said run!
uhh, this is the best. You can't even see the cars coming after you either
you're just running along minding your own business, this white one is gonna' come right in my face, isn't?
ohh god, ohh do it, I want you to do it, I want you to do it
no, maybe, ohhh
I got close with that one, okay, everybody run! *smack*
ohhhohoho *laughter*
oh my god!
I don't know what happened
aha hi cars. Super jump on. Woah, DUDE, it's the car 'pocolips
just walkin along, mindin' my own business, ohhh Jesus, this is f***ing terrifying, RUN EVERYBODY!
*laughter* this is exactly my kind of stuff *smack* ohohoho, heheheh
ok, I think I might be fine
everybody just shush, if you walk slowly they won't, ahaha that's a lie *small laugh*
this whole video is gonna' be me laughing *laughter*
okay these parked cars, here we go, here we go everyone, YESS!
I don't even need to kick them anymore, look at the ones in the backround
woahh, why, why won't the cars that are moving do anything
*explosion* woahohoh, ohoho, ohoho. *scream* RUN LADY!
there's a lady to my left. umm, ohoho, oh yes *oh my god*
this is how you make traffic jams *laughter*
k, wait, wait, turn off that one
we'll put on suck smash again *smack* ohohoh *laughter*
this is the best!
ahh, yeah, it does light stuff on fire, oh, Jesus!
DUDE, YOU OKAY!
nope you're on fire now *evil laugh*
k, I'm gonna jump
maybe that'll save me, maybe, maybe nobody, ahhh!
get me if I jump
*crash* owww, geez I was just trying to shoot people!
you.. f***ing HELL! This is crazy
*more destruction* what the f**k is goin' on
okay, I'm gonna have to change the time of day
because it's too dark now, here we go, yeah
man I f***ing love mods an cheats
what are you doing? OWWWW, I'm gonna, I'm gonna borrow you car
SIR, Sir relax okay *shut up* AHHHH!
oohh, I have car missiles
*laughs and laughs*
I can fire cars from my car
*more laughs* this is the best
I'm having fun, I'm having a good time!!
it's like I can have my own entourage. if I just need to pave the way for something
I just fire other cars out in front of me
it's like move b***h, get out the way, get out the, nooo, nooo, save me!
I just realized as well I might like yelling a bit to profusely
into my microphone
I mean, I yell a lot and that's fine, that's what I'm known for
but too much yelling and I blow everyone's earholes
HONK HONK MOTHERF***ER'S
BIG MAN IN TOWN NOW
is that a plane, Jesus
I should spawn a bunch of these and then turn on the carmageddon thing
although I don't think I can
everytime I spawn a new can the old ones disappear
you know what I'm getting rid of the cops
*honk honk* HONK HONK o speed boast yes, YES ahahahah
have you ever seen a flying big dump truck thingy
me neither, but now we can together. Let's share this experience.
There we go that's what I wanted to do. *laughter*
this is so f***ing stupid. now I can fly this thing *laughter*
LOOK OUT BELOW JACK-A-BOY'S COMING' TO TOWN
OHH, YESS that was lame.
ohhhh there are planes in this!
well, de yeah planes.
'cause I said last time that planes weren't in it
because I thought everything was in alphabetical order
but it's like all the cars are in alphabetical order
and then it's the planes
oook..... So what do I want, I want something cool
...........ooooops
my my bad, my bad. I take blame for this, don't worry
*explosions and more screaming*
well than I seem to have caused quite the commotion, didn't I?
*more laughs*
WOAHH, can I get in this?
ohh, that would be so super cool if I could!
yeah (pretty Jack face)
holy f**k
I don't know how much lift this thing needs
but it might need a lot. It's so slow but it's so gigantic
oh god lift, it lift's surprisingly fast
THIS IS HUGE!
it's so f**king cool
oh she's a wobbler, she's a wobbler. This is easier to
control than some of the bigger jets
haha, I don't know what to do with it now
I kinda just want to fly it around
uhmm, maybe I'll try landing it, maybe I'll just crash it
I don't know, I don't know what to do with it
I'm, I'm like a dog chasing cars
woaahhhohoh, yeahah
nailed it
all righty were playing as Trevor
because, wait suck smash
*smash* owwhowhow
JESUS, just instant, as soon as you turn it on your f**king dead
I decided to play as Trevor 'cause I'm sick at looking at Michael, I like Trevor
Trevor's cool.... woohapp!
I wonder if I can survive by just running down the beach
there's, there's no cars down here *explosion*
there's cars trying to get to me, it's like I'm, it's like I'm a car magnet
but.. whoa oa, oh god just get through here, just get through here!
everytime you pass an intersection
where cars could come throgh, it's f**king scarry
there's a car, hi, NO I don't want any
*smack*ahahah *laughter*
as soon as I f**king turned the camera
I'm okay, everybody you do not want to be friends with me
everybody you should be running away from me right now
hooo, that car almost got me it got that person!
It's like night of the living dead cars
oh god not the car park
ohhh god not the car park
*smack* da *laughter*
oww oh, I landed right besides the bombs, right where I wanted to be *laughter*
cars? JESUS F**KING HELL
OHHK
*that hurt* yeppp I agree
*explosions* nahy sh f**k, ahhhhh *laughter*
that was the best one yet
no? woahhh JESUS CHRIST
*more and more laughter*
k, just run, just run, just run, zig zag *smack* ZIG ZAG
oww, all my bones are being crushed
this would be f**king terifing in real life
cars just like summon themselves towards you
hooo, am I Okay?
*SMACK* nope
ohoho
i found the Hydra and I want to play in it heheh
do no cars hit me when I'm trying to get in it, please
I really need to be able to take off
yes
yes best thing about the Hydra is that it is a vetal
now get goin' boy
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I f**king help
please, PROBLEM
so far so good
I can get away I just need to go up a bit more first
d, SIR, no do NOT drive near me, do not drive near me
you're gonna ruin your car.. I, I f**king told ya but you gave
me a nice little boost thanks buddy hahah
I'm away
we're gonna do low flyovers and see if any cars get attracted to me
there oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh god
so, so yah all of them, thank god I'm flying to fast for them
Jesus Chirst
goin' down the highway
attracting all the cars my way *laughs*
this should be fun
were gonna head up this road and watch all the cars behind us
don't get too low though
if you get too low none of the cars will actually get attracted to you
they'll just hit you
oh good god i'm like ruining everybody's cars
ahhh, no no no no no no no
ok, it's very hard to fly this way by the way
see
the plane has invincibility on and something people also
wanted to see
was me driving into the water and they wanted to see
what happened to the plane
that, that's what happens
you, you just crash
the plane is invincible but not against water
this really is like a horror movie now
the cars
they're, they're gonna gang up against me
their gonna come after me
it's like foggy Sila Hills right now
this is, JESUS
I was about to say somethin' nice
and, HE just drives away normally
*SMACK* AHHH, JESUS F**KING HELL
*smack* ughhh, I f**king heard it, I heard it
oww, JESUS my f**king ass
you don't crash into me and get to run away
not today
yeah, knocked, knocked your f**king hat off, what do you think about that b***h
maybe we can get him to get hit as well
he hit me, oww
not like that I don't mean punchies
I mean maybe this car will come hit the two of us, mah, maybe
*smack* gee, YEEP!
where'd he go *laughs*
and she drives away
this is the best
into the field with the cows
in the field with the cows, nobody's gonna attack me if I'm in the field with the cows
ooooo
just a regular farmer Dave
just sittin' here in the countryside
minden' my own busness
ain't' nothin' gonna attack me right *smack*
JESUS F**KING HELL *LAUGHTER*
K, WELL THAT DOES IT FOR THIS EPISODE OF GRAND THEFT AUTO V
THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN BEST CHEATS EVER
BEST MODS EVER
SO MUCH FUN, WACKY CRAZY PHYSICS
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF THAT KIND OF S**T
HOPEFULLY, well I don't really know how they'll add more too it
but hopefully there's more stuff like this
in the future
there seems to just be new mods every week now
and I really really like that
because it's really adding a lot more content to the game
and I'm having a lot of fun with it
but for now THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE
IF YOU LIKE'D IT PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS
AND HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND *WAPOSSH WAPOSHH*
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO
*outro music plays*
now, now you leave me alone
when, when I'm doing my outro
nobody wants to attack me now, no?