(crowd chanting)
- Take it out.
New York, where you at?
(crowd cheering)
It's the moment you've been waiting for.
It's time for a bonus round.
And it's called the
- [Everyone] Wildstyle.
- Y'all know what it is, battle rapping,
but here at Wild 'n Out,
we like to focus on the comedy punchlines.
And we fighting for this thing right here, y'all.
The Wild 'n Out Comedy Championship Belt.
(crowd cheering) - MGK, you want that?
MGK want it, and this is what he do.
Drop the beat.
(hip hop beat) Come here MGK.
(crowd cheering)
♪ Ya, yo, I like how you get down. ♪
♪ You say you a wild boy. ♪
♪ Grinding your reps, talking a foul, boy. ♪
♪ But I talked to your girl, about your (beep) ♪
♪ and she said it's like sucking on an Altoid.♪
(crowd laughs) (buzzer noise)
♪ Said just come down to battle with Nick, ♪
♪ I'm folding them. ♪
♪ I ain't losing to a guy who that came from Nickelodeon. ♪
(crowd cheering)
♪ If each punchline ♪ ♪ is a bullet, ♪ (buzzer dings) ♪
♪ I'm shooting them all. ♪
♪ You dead, he dead, he dead, man face it. ♪
♪ This team is like the cable at my crib, basic. ♪
(buzzer dings) (crowd cheering)
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
♪ And I know you all hate it ♪
♪ Ya y'all comedians, who never made it. ♪
(crowd exclaiming)
(buzzer dings) D-Wrek, D-Wrek,
cut the beat man.
Cut the beat, cut the beat.
All right check it out, check it out.
We got David Banner, we got Bruce Lee,
but while I got the mic,
allow me to introduce y'all to Napoleon Dynamite.
(crowd cheering)
(buzzer dings)
Lace up man, Black Team.
- Bring the beat back!
- MGK bring it back! (hip hop beat)
Hold up!
♪ See Nick Cannon put me on the show ♪
♪ He knew I was nice ♪ ♪ But I didn't really come here ♪
♪ To battle the new Vanilla Ice ♪
(buzzer noise) (crowd exclaims)
♪ How you gonna talk you little shrimp looking ass ♪
♪ Old David Banner wanna be like a (beep) looking ass ♪
(crowd cheers)
(buzzer dings)
- Hold on you can say-
- Get him Chico, get him Chico!
♪ MGK is my dude, he came to my house for hours ♪
♪ I would've fried up some chicken ♪
♪ But he snorted all my flour ♪
(crowd exclaims) (buzzer dings)
- All right, no we can do this.
♪ You're kinda cute and you bring a fast game ♪
♪ But we all know you're really here ♪
♪ Cause of your last name ♪
(crowd exclaims)
(buzzer dings)
♪ Aye, aye, Rasika actually cute so it's really no beef ♪
♪ But you can't eat my (beep) with them big ass teeth ♪
(crowd exclaims) (buzzer dings)
- Hold on
MGK got me pretty bad.
Dammit.
To redeem myself, damn them Nickelodeon jokes.
(crowd laughs)
♪ Listen here Ricky, ya I said it real ♪
♪ You know the deal ♪
♪ We spits real skill ♪
♪ Cause we in New York ♪
♪ So we gonna make MGK ♪
♪ Stand for might get killed ♪
(crowd exclaims) - [DJ] What?
(buzzer noise) What?
(crowd laughs)
- Damn it!
♪ Right here is where the feminines at ♪
♪ I see Nick Cannon ♪
♪ Aye yo, where Eminem at? ♪
(crowd exclaims) (buzzer dings)
♪ Another Eminem joke ♪
♪ Wow, oh man ♪
♪ But chocolate melts in your mouth ♪
♪ Not in your hand ♪
(crowd exclaims) (buzzer dings)
- Hey Jacob, hey Jacob,
it's a white boy battle!
(crowd cheers)
D-Wrek, stop the beat.
Drop a white boy beat, we're getting white up in here.
(crowd laughing)
(techno music)
White boy beat.
♪ I'm gonna get you ♪
♪ You know that I would ♪
♪ My credit score's awesome ♪
♪ Yours is just really good ♪
(buzzer dings)
♪ Look man you got me, I'm really tore up ♪
♪ But my stock portfolio is about to blow up ♪
(crowd laughing)
(buzzer dings) - Oh!
- One more.
♪ I watch smart shows on PBS ♪
♪ Your Lexus, doesn't even have a GPS ♪
(crowd exclaims) (buzzer dings)
♪ You're a real smarty ♪
♪ But guess what ♪
♪ You're no longer invited to my birthday party ♪
(crowd laughing)
(buzzer dings)
- White boys going in!
(crowd cheering)