- There is something I'd like to confess
that I've been meaning to get off my chest for decades now.
- So in high school in gym class
whenever I didn't wanna swim and I had a male gym teacher
I would just tell him I was on my period
cause he would get so uncomfortable.
And he wouldn't make me swim.
So to my gym teacher from 9th grade,
I'm really sorry that you thought I had my period
for three weeks in a row.
- Courtney from 4th grade.
I apologize for hitting you in the head with a book.
Though they only captured one culprit,
I was the other book on the other side of your face.
I just wanna take this moment to say,
from the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry.
- I am really sorry to Britney Crisler in middle school
for throwing trash at you and saying
that I was throwing away the trash.
I feel so bad because you actually turned out
to be a really nice person.
And you're married.
I think you have a kid maybe, in Australia.
I don't know.
- Hi mom, hi dad, I'm sorry for using
your internet to watch porn.
Men have needs.
- To Weird Al Yankovic.
I am sorry that in middle school
I pretended not to like your music in order to fit in.
You're the best and uh, I don't know why
I had to pretend I was someone I wasn't
just to try to fit in.
That was dumb and I'm sorry.
That's on me Weird.
- Mom and dad I'm super sorry for sneaking out
through like all of high school.
I know you knew that I did it.
But just so we're clear, I'm sorry.
But I had a really good time.
To all my teachers in high school
I'd like to firmly apologize
for sleeping in all of your classes.
I figured out that if I do this pose right here
it looks like I'm thinking really hard
but really I was just hiding the fact that I was sleeping.
I'm sorry I manipulated the system.
Please take this heartfelt apology seriously.
- Grant Williams from 3rd grade Southfield school.
I am sorry that I bit you.
Tag got a little out of hand.
It was a primal instinct.
But to be fair, you started it.
- [Voiceover] I'm really sorry.
If you didn't know about it until now
I'm also sorry, but you're great.
- I was reprimanded so hard for that.