My childhood traumas are not like yours.
You see, I’m a cursed Langmore, long inured to violence and death.
In the case of a Langmore, perhaps not soon enough.
I hope that together we will all be able to abide by these new rules,
and adhere to the three precepts of our school’s motto:
discipline, excellence, achievement.
It was just sex.
Nothing is just sex.
There’s more.
James Whitehouse’s privilege does not extend to rape.
The word rape and my name have nothing to do with each other!
For whatever reason, somebody is lying.
Am I looking at him?
-Hi. -Hi.
There’s a boy in there waiting for you.
Who? Is it the secret boyfriend or the straight boy crush?
As your token straight friend, it is my duty to remind you that sometimes people are straight.
-Hi. -Hi.
After you.
You’re ordinary.
A scholarship to Dufresne.
How do you know all this stuff about me?
Can I let you in on a secret?
Don’t be the stranger in Colby.
When the universe fucks with you…
…let it.
-I’m Kevin. -Emily.
Do you like heavy metal at all?
Fuck you!
Metal is power. Metal is speed. Metal is the key to everything.
Take off the costume Krusty the Clown!
Welcome to the start of production
of Cliff Beasts 6.
Thank you for joining us in our bubble.
What we’re doing is edgy. It’s real.
Crystal just did a fucking Tik Tok with a dinosaur.
I’m changing the way women’s prisons are run.
Strong leadership, dynamic vision, and the ability to inspire.
Weak leaders just get taken advangtage of.
Not on my watch.
Where’s my watch?
Do you hear yourself?
Even for you, you sound crazy.
I don’t see the purpose of this.
Purpose is you can’t storm off, so you have to deal with each oher.
Does anybody care about how I feel about all of this?
Friends, family, for life.
When I tell my American friends that I grew up in Singapore,
They’re always like, “Singapore,
You grew up in Singapore?
They cane people in Singapore, right?”
And I’m like,
“Yeah...
...so don’t fucking do that shit.”
And they go, “you’re going to stay in a four star hotel.”
I didn’t know it was four out of a thousand.
There’s a million crabs outside and there’s ten thousand inside,
And then he goes, “It’s crab season.” And I go,
“I...but not in my house!”
Hey braniacs. I’m Willy. I need your help to
free my super smart friends from the bad guy, Rocky.
You can do that by answering questions correctly on our adventure together.
You’re not sharp enough to defeat me, Willy.
He’ll never outsmart us, Rocky.
Did you guys hear the news?
No, what news?
It’s insane to me.
I don’t know what to say.
I knew before they told me.
It’s so weird, though, but like exciting, but so...right?
I’m not getting into that.
You know, we’re not criminals. We’re not doing anything wrong.
Wild spaces are where we can connect with ourselves,
our families, and something greater than us.
This year, we’ll all have a chance to experience them up close.
Join me as we explore the wonders and secrets
of some of the most extraordinary national parks on the planet.
-I’m Clea. -And I’m Joanna.
We are professional organizers. We have clients all over the country, including some celebrities.
Hi!
The pressure is extremely on.
We’ve never been fully taken down by a project, but there’s always a first for everything too.
Challenge accepted.
How do you go about writing a life story?
In 1982, Los Angeles reopened the case of Marilyn Monroe’s death.
It’s like going into the lion’s den.
I like the stage here and now. Fame is fickle.
You’re here because someone in your relationship has issued an ultimatum.
One partner is ready to get married, and the other isn’t sure.
You’ll each choose a new partner.
You’ll move in together for 3 weeks.
You guys will have to choose to marry the person you’ve arrived here with or to split forever.
Elon and SpaceX changed our industry completely.
This is a much greater vision that he has.
We’re going to have a base on the moon. We’re going to send people to mars.
The work requires a lot of dedication and a lot of focus, and always a lot of risk.
Abercrombie & Fitch said, “We go after the cool kids.”
If they didn’t look a certain way, they didn’t belong in our clothing.
Most gameshows test your knowledge.
No!
But here, we’re testing somtheing entirely different.
I didn’t buy any of that.
I was lying. I was bullshitting.
The art of deception.
I believed you.
Welcome to Bullshit The Gameshow.
Mom! Where are you?!
I am an international super spy.
If you’re going to be a spy, you need to act like one.
Wow.
-Mission? -For what?
We accidentally built the lunar module a little too small, and we need a kid
like you to test this smaller version on the lunar surface and soon.
No one can know about this, not your parents, not your brothers, not your sisters, no one.
Ok.
Awesome!
We got a lot of ground to make up, Jimmy.
-Safety boost! -Whoa!
We’re going all the way to Battle Island,
where me and Orc are going to fulfill our destinies, and begin a new life of adventure.
Yes, it is awesome.
And that noble samurai, that Yunkai killing warrior?
was my ancestor, Miomoto Usaki.
I’m Agent Sam Snow. And I’m Agent Kit Casey.
Animal Detectives.
A new case came in from the mice squad.
It’s up to you to figure out what’s going on.
Good luck, Agents!
Choose or die.
You have to choose, Kailah.
Choose or die.
I don’t see how a video game can kll someone.
I know what I saw.
She sounds crazy.
She was fine and the game took control.