- Hey.
- Hey, you made it, May!
- Yeah, and I brought potato salad!
- Oh, great.
Well, you can put it over with all the others.
Yeah, no one used the sign up sheet,
so everyone brought potato salad.
- Sign up sheets are for losers!
- Yeah, who checks the sign up sheet?
- I did!
I brought jello!
- That wasn't even on the list!
Nobody wants your sweaty jello, Peter!
- God, Peter!
- Anyway, you can go take a seat.
The grill is almost done.
- Hey, at least we have barbecue.
(laughs)
- Not quite.
Who wants hot potato salad?
- I do!
- Shut up, Peter!
- Yeah, shut the (beep) up, Peter.
- [Narrator] Every barbecue ever.
- Yeah, sometimes I like to put the potato salad
on my hot dogs just for, like, more texture.
- You're crazy.
- I know!
(laughs)
That guy, Simon, is pretty funny.
I mean, he's weird but he's funny.
- You're telling me?
- Thanks for inviting him.
- I didn't invite him.
I thought you did.
- No.
Hey, Amy!
- 'Sup, butts?
- Did you invite that guy, Simon?
- No, I thought he road with one of you guys or something.
- Do you guys know the way of the blade?
- Should we ask him to leave?
- Probably. - Absolutely.
- Great.
I'm not doing it!
- He's got a knife, and I'm like allergic to knives so.
- I would but like I just got stabbed last week.
- So, what're we gonna do about this?
- Nothing, I guess.
- This just in, three friends had a great barbecue
because they didn't jump to conclusions.
People are good.
- [Narrator] BBQ.
(static)
- [Commercial Narrator] It's time for a summer barbecue!
And you know what that means,
everything you do will be doing one handed!
Grilling?
One handed!
Corn hole?
One handed!
Dancing?
You're doing that (beep) one handed!
Why?
Because you must always have a cool beverage in your hand!
I know what you're thinking,
"What's in that cool beverage?"
The answer, don't worry about it.
You're not my dad!
All you need to know is that it's
in a nondescript red plastic cup
and the more I drink the funnier I get!
Is it alcohol?
For legal reasons, hell no!
So, come on down and get a barbecue stain
on your white T-shirt.
You'll be killing me in that mini skirt.
Skipping rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
with one hand!
You're not my dad!
(static)
- [Narrator] Who put something in my iced tea?
- Hey James, would you mind throwing a salmon
on the grill for me?
- Yeah, totally.
- Awesome, I love it glazed with a lemon zest.
- I don't know how to do that.
- Oh, it's okay.
I came prepared.
This is a family recipe.
It's been with us for generations.
- This is in Latin?
- Yeah.
- I don't speak Latin!
- Okay, well you can google translate it
or the library offers free classes.
- I guess.
I'll give it a try.
Where's the salmon?
- In the river, dumb ass.
- Oh, let me just get my imaginary fishing pole,
waltz over to the river,
cast out my line,
wait for a bite and reel it in!
- Great, thanks!
- What?
- [Narrator] Hamburger or hot dog?
- Those look just about ready to flip.
- Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
- Cool, I mean you just don't want them to overcook.
- Or under cook.
- Yeah.
Well you know, you can actually flip them multiple times.
- No, you don't want to do that.
- Let me just-
- Hey!
- Just trying to help, little lady.
- You know what actually would be so helpful?
- What?
- Go over to the cooler.
- Now what?
- Stay there!
- You don't want that one.
You gotta dig deep for the cold ones.
- You're not very fun at parties, are you?
- Nope.
- [Narrator] Do you guys have any liqueur?
- Hey!
Grab a bun, I'll get you a dog!
- Oh, I'm good.
I'm a vegetarian.
- Oh, that's right.
I forgot.
Lame!
- It's okay.
I was planning on eating sides so.
- That's a good point.
Well okay, we got bacon wrapped asparagus.
No.
Potato salad bacon.
No.
Oh, we got bacon baked Brussels sprouts.
Oh, you can't do that.
We got bacon mashed potatoes with cheese.
Ah, shoot.
No, you can't do that either.
- Wow, everything has bacon in it.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
Well, I mean I guess you could just eat
what you brought, right?
- You told me to bring bacon.
- All right!
You can never have enough bacon!
Hey, everybody, we got more bacon!
(crowd cheers)
- [Narrator] Hey, this potato salad is hot.
- Hey, bro, sorry we're late.
- No problem, man.
If you guys are hungry, food's right on the table.
- Thank you.
Oh, what time did this barbecue start?
- I don't know.
Like, a couple of hours ago?
- So, the food's been out this whole time?
Sitting in the sun growing bacteria
and attracting flies that are gonna bring
who knows what kind of diseases that I will inevitably eat,
get sick with and probably die young?!
- I mean, I guess so.
Does that bother you?
- Nope.
- Tight!
- Two people who are late to a barbecue had a great time
because they ate the old food
and didn't question the health risks.
No one died, food is good.
- [Narrator] Is this Kobe beef?
- Such a lovely dinner.
It was great.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh no.
Nobody ate my cookies.
- Oh no!
You should just take them home with you.
- Oh no, you keep them.
You were the host!
- Honestly, your kids will like them so much better
than my kids.
- My kids are actually not a big fan of those.
- We have so much food at the house,
and I just really don't want them to go to waste.
- I really don't like those cookies.
- Then why did you bring them?
- 'Cause other people like them.
- Clearly they don't.
- Guess I'll just take them home then.
- Okay great!
Oopsies!
You immediately forgot the cookies!
- Oh no, what are we gonna do?!
- You should come back and grab them.
- [Courtney] Oh my God, that's such a good idea.
I'll see you next week!
- Okay.
(beep)
- Is your wound healing?
- Somewhat.
It's like, I put battery acid on it
to see if I could get like a Ninja Turtles situation.
- And?
- I feel weird,
so I think it's like early stages of Ninja Turtles.
- Girl, I don't know if you have a shell
or is that eczema on your back?
(all scream and laugh)
(beep)
- Don't leave me hanging, man.
Thanks.
- No, no, no, no!
(beep)
(spatula clangs)
- Ian.
Those are real things.
- Barbecue tricks.
(beep)
Who wants hot potato salad?
- I do!
- Shut up, Peter!
This is why nobody likes you.
- [Olivia] You're, like, very dirty.
- Hey!
- He smells like Peter.
- Like pee.
- Pee-ter.
- Go home.
Bye.
- I'm not going home.
(beep)
- So, the food's been out this whole time?
Sitting in the sun, growing bacteria and attracting flies
that are gonna bring who knows what kind of diseases
that I will inevitably die,
get sick with and probably (beep) me.
I (beep) up my line!
- The flies are gonna (beep) you?
(beep)
- You immediately forgot the cookies!
- [Courtney] Oh no, my bad!
(laughs)
- That was a funny joke.
(Courtney laughs)
(beep)
- Wow, that was really fun.
I have so much potato salad in my body.
My bones are potato salad now.
- I love potato salad, it's so good.
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