You look fantastic as always, you really do.
Thank you, I really try for this show, I really do.
(laughs) Well, you make more of an effort for our show.
I really do.
This means a lot to me to be here,
so I tried to look as wet as possible.
(audience laughs)
That's like the new,
(Conan laughs)
look as wet as you might be on the inside
on the outside. (audience laughs)
That is the makeup trend. dewy.
Is it real?
That's the way it's real.
People seem to be agreeing with you that that's.
Girls know. Look wet.
Like you look like you're
Look amphibious.
Like I got jealous of a salamander the other day.
I'm like, what is she doing?
Because you are in.
And it works because people like, I spray stuff
on my face at the end of my makeup to give it
like a wet look and, and people are tricked.
Like, you'll wear it out and guys don't know makeup.
So just be like, Nikki, you're glowing.
And I'm just like, yeah, I sprayed a varnish on my face.
That's usually used to seal decks.
It's not some form of inner radiance.
I'm really sad.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, that's good.
Do they ever just think you're sweaty?
Yeah. That's on me.
If I did that
people would think I was having a heart attack.
They would. They would.
You talk about this all the time.
You come on our show, you talk about your
your struggles in your dating life.
I always say I'm shocked because you're,
I find you you're a very attractive and talented person
but you're there you are.
You're on, are you on the dating apps?
Cause there's like
because they used to be just regular dating apps.
Now I'm told,
just told that there's a celebrity dating app.
There is it's called Raya.
Raya. Okay.
And you gotta be a celebrity.
(whispering) You don't need to be a celebrity.
There's a couple of celebrities here and there.
I'm on it.
Just to like to find Ben Affleck.
I'm just swiping for Benny boy.
I like a guy who's going through something.
Do you think he's on it?
You don't think he's on it.
Is he on it?
I'm not allowed to say, cause I want to stay on.
Okay. He may be.
You know, there's like rumblings
like guests who just gone on, you know, so?
I got on accidentally.
I just want to say that now.
you're just there.
I was there for three months accidentally.
Yeah. It's but it's mainly just
like DJs jumping off of yachts.
Like that's kind of what it is.
It's just guys vacationing too much are really confused
about what they do for work.
Like every single guy.
They, everyone, men look terrible on dating apps.
And I don't, I like swiped left
on guys that I've slept with before.
I'd been like, I would never.
And he's like, you did.
You guys look terrible on these.
Because they're all based on pictures
men don't take pictures of themselves.
Right?
And you don't have guy friends helping you out.
That's why women killed on these apps.
We have so many pictures of ourselves.
Our girlfriends are constantly helping us out.
Guys don't have guy friends being like,
dude, you look so hot right now.
Like just stand still.
Like the way the sun is hitting your eyes.
Twirl this umbrella real quick.
Like no one helping.
Andy has never done that.
Lick your lips, Conan. Quick!
That is a good look for you.
Yeah. You need to, you need to help each other
because you look so stupid on these apps.
And there's a classic picture that every guy does
where he's at a wedding and which is actually
the best picture you're going to have of yourself.
Not your own, but like, that would be a bad look.
This is my dating app.
Here I am with my wife on the day we got married.
Bride's face blurred out.
He is marriage material.
He's done it before.
But no, it's like a guy like at a wedding, a lot
of guys post this picture where they're like doing some kind
of signature dance move that they're like known for
but it really means they don't have a personality.
And so they've built one
around being able to do the worm in college.
And so no one likes the worm guy ever
but it's always this picture where it's like
and there's a big beer stain on his shirt.
And you think you're putting that out there.
Like I'm the life of the party.
But really I see that I'm like
you're the liability of the party.
Like you haven't been doing arms lately.
You can't support the worm anymore.
You're going to your face on the floor bleed everywhere
knocked out a tooth
and ruined Denise's day.
You don't have the core for the worm.
Yes. I hate the worm.
I hate that guy.