Hello everyone
This unfortunately might be the last video that we make
Nope
[intro song] Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
Alright, well tomorrow's the big day H: It is
Getting my teeth yanked out H: How are you feeling?
I'm feeling a lot of emotions and physical feelings
Very specific, thank you
We wanted to make this video, it's just gonna be brief
Because tomorrow is my teeth removal surgery
Yeah, a bunch of people have been like how did it go? And it hasn't happened yet
So tomorrow's the day, I mean did you really think that this surgery
Would come and go without Shane making at least one or two videos about it?
Without being extremely dramatic? H: I mean come on
No, but we try not to be dramatic here H: Yeah
On one hand, the pain of the tooth that's infected has gotten exponentially worse
H: Yeah S: To the point that I've not really slept
In, what, this is four days? H: Three days, yeah
So I'm like at that level of exhaustion and then like annoyance
Where I'm just like, can we just get this over with?
H: Yeah S: Like I'm tired
Then on the other hand I'm nervous, like Hannah knows I've been...
How many times a day being like, what if this happens?
Well it's almost always the same scenario, Shane has this recurring thing
That keeps him up at night that he visualizes where the tooth
When the doctor, when the surgeon, when the dentist person [laughs]
He's a surgeon, he is a surgeon H: When the dentist, yes, the oral surgeon
When the dentist removes the tooth, Shane thinks that the pliers will slip
And the tooth will go rocketing down his throat and into his lung
Or similarly, that the blood and or spit or water that they use
Will go into my air hole and choke me and I'll die
And the dentist, you know, we talked about this at the office
And he explained how they prevent that from happening, with every single patient
But it didn't really get into Shane's head
Rationally, I understand that like, that is a one in a million chance possibility
I don't even think you need to put a number on it
Like I don't think that they lose their grip on the teeth
One in ten million H: It's not--
I mean physically speaking it is a possibility
But they're gonna close off your throat with gauze
What if the gauze goes in my air hole, that's the way my brain works
My point is, I know it's not like.. H: Possible
Possible, but there is that .000 chance and I'm afraid of that
Yeah
Like they can cut me up and stab me and poke me, I'm not worried about the pain
They're not doing any of that S: Well they are, they're gonna like--
Stab you? You're gonna be numb S: Well, they're gonna pry the teeth out
H: Yes S: But the point is I'm not worried about that aspect
I'm worried about the freak accidents that happen in procedures
And I don't want it to happen to me H: I don't think it's gonna happen to you
I actually am afraid H: I know you're actually afraid
You knocked my head over with your love H: I'm sorry, anyway Shane's actually afraid
Hannah's been wonderfully consoling me, please don't touch my face over there
You can do fingertips, there [laughs]
This is literally the creepiest scene, look at us
This is how we're going to go into the surgery
I told Shane to request that he sits on my lap
And then another idea I had was for me to play like a children's cartoon for him
Really really loudly S: To distract me
Or like noises that you would do to distract a baby?
However we can make the dentist most uncomfortable
While he's in my mouth you're next to me going, [baby noises]
So we've been doing a lot of that sort of humor to distract Shane's mind
From the tooth rocketing down his lung
Like I'll go into the procedure room and say doc do you mind if I remove my pants for this?
Okay that one's not funny but mine were funny
So yeah they're removing two teeth tomorrow in the morning
Oh and the other funny thing that's been happening
I've been doing speaking engagements a lot this week and because of the pain
I'll be like giving the presentation, and I'll be like
I was born [pain noises] when it flares up a bit H: No you haven't, you're kidding
No H: You don't make that sound out loud
No I'm dramatizing it for the viewers but I am like, hi everyone I [struggling]
You know like it catches me off guard, where I'm like ahh
Like this morning I did two presentations and it was bad, I was like [stuttering]
No, I didn't do that
Well Shane's not very good at taking Ibuprofen, you know, you don't really do it unless you're like dying
So he doesn't take it S: I don't quite believe in it
And then it helps if I make him take it and he's like wow, that really helped
But he forgets by the next day
So our battery's about to die H: Oh yeah, wait I should...
So wish me luck in the comments below, but really wish Hannah luck
In dealing with me cause I'm gonna be a big giant baby afterwards probably
That's true, I'll probably update on my Instagram story while we're at the dentist
You should livestream the procedure H: I'm not gonna do that
We'll go on Youtube live H: It's probably inappropriate
Live from inside Shane's mouth
And if the tooth rockets down, it might go viral the video, if something goes wrong
At least then there would be evidence H: Anyway
If you guys never hear from me again, look into it
Figure out if the tooth went down my throat H: Okay
Oh, it could happen
But by this time tomorrow this will all be over, that's exciting
Yeah and I'll be six feet under [laughs]
Oh, that's another joke that Shane's been doing, that this is his last day
His last dinner, all this stuff
Oh my god, time for the last supper
Alright everyone H: We'll see you tomorrow
Oh we have a video going live at 8am tomorrow
H: Yeah S: It's a fun one that we prefilmed
Yeah S: Check it out, it's the last one you're ever gonna get
Bye everyone
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