(upbeat music)
- Good morning y'all.
Today's our date day which means a filming day.
Our date day's our filming day.
It's kind of fun,
'cause it's like kind of having a weekend, but midweek.
Because on days when we're filming,
we always wanna do something fun.
We wanna be in a good mood.
Fuck, ow.
Just saw myself in the mirror
and I hated how these shoes looked.
I don't know what's going on with me.
I used to love high top shoes.
This used to be like the focal point of my insecurity.
This right here.
I just always thought my ankle was so small.
So growing up, all I wanted to wear were high top shoes.
But now, I don't like how high top shoes look on me.
So let's go with this.
Maybe it's the short shorts,
maybe it's 'cause I started wearing
like inappropriately short shorts.
Which that will never change,
'cause I like to trick the silhouette
and make everyone think that I'm taller than I actually am.
It remains to be seen if that actually works.
But, as long as it's real in my head,
it's real for me, you know?
Okay, I think this is cuter.
And, if you guys are skinny like me
and you guys are struggling to find short shorts,
go to the Old Navy boys section.
I've been wearing these for years, right?
And, I just ordered like one, two,
three, four different colors.
And, they only cost me like $14 each.
One in pink, which I'll wear once
and then never wear again.
This one I've been wearing a lot.
I literally have like five pairs of these
and they're the perfect length on the thigh.
(hands slapping)
Today, I'll wear my navy one to match Max.
And then, depending on how slutty I feel that day,
I either fold them once or twice.
I'm feeling really slutty today.
I don't even have like nice legs.
You know, when people wear short shorts,
you should have like really hot thighs.
I don't have that, I'm just a slut.
Pair that with my ball sack bag.
And there it is, a Montreal hoe.
Max, should I do one fold or two folds?
So, this is no folds.
This is one, this is two.
Is this too slutty, two folds?
- The shorter, the better.
Turn around, you whore.
(hand slapping) (both laughing)
Let's go, I'm hungry.
You want to go on that boat thing?
- Yeah, take me somewhere cute.
(nails clacking) Take me on like
a cute date day, like a cute Montreal date day.
- Okay, you know we're only Wednesday, right?
- Yeah, but it's a filming day.
When it's a vlogging day, it's like a fun date day.
- Okay, I think I have just the place for you.
- Okay.
- Come on babe, take my hand and fly away.
(both laughing) - Wait, no!
Fly!
(Yos screaming) (nails clacking)
- So, where are you taking me?
- Well, I wanted to take you to the canal
where there was a restaurant on the river.
They're not opening until the 31st.
- Oh.
- (laughing) So, plan B.
Let's go check out the Atwater Market nearby.
- Okay.
(upbeat music)
- It's so sunny and busy.
- Mm-hmm. - Seems like everyone
has the same idea as us.
We're not as creative as we think we were.
- So, let's enjoy the market.
I hope they have a lot of good food trucks.
- Market day.
- Yo, do you even remember?
This was one of the first few places
that you took me to when I got here.
And then I had chocolate croissant at this place.
- Right, and you bought flowers
during the summer and they died.
- Yeah, (laughing) all the flowers died that we bought here.
- On the balcony was too hot.
- We're not buying anymore this year.
We're not, we don't have a green thumb.
We have a poison thumb.
(relaxing music)
(crowd chattering) What should we eat?
- [Max] Let's go see if there's food truck in the back.
- Oh yeah, look at all these fresh produce.
We can do all our groceries here.
- [Max] Uh-huh.
- They look so fresh.
Fresh. - You look fresh.
- Fresh like my ass.
(relaxing music)
- [Max] Food trucks are here!
What do you feel like?
- I'm feeling Vietnamese.
- [Max] Banh mi could be good.
- You always want Asian food 'cause you like Asian boys.
- [Max] Reminds me of you.
- What the fuck,
I'm not Vietnamese. (Max laughing)
(playful music)
(crowd chattering)
- Yum, barbecue vibe.
They got me with the smell.
Brisket and sausage.
- I got the sandwich, it's so big.
- [Max] What sandwich? (Yos laughing)
- How many inches do you think this is?
- [Max] Hmm, it's about it's somewhere between a 10 and 12.
- You think?
- [Max] Yes, how you gonna fit that all in your mouth?
- It's so thick.
(sandwich crunching)
- [Max] Look at Yos eating that big boy.
Stretch your mouth wide open.
- I forget that like every time you eat banh mi sandwich,
the roof of your mouth is always gonna be fucked,
'cause the bread is so hard.
(playful music) - I'm gonna try the brisket.
(paper crinkling)
- I'm having an icicle.
Yos, can you explain what icicle is?
- It's jizz. (laughing)
(playful music)
- Look babe, want me to ride the lift?
- [Yos] No.
- Meep meep, I'm in danger, meep meep.
- Okay. (Max laughing)
Walking around this garden area
is really dangerous, 'cause we get the wrong ideas.
We see all these beautiful flowers
and we think we can raise them.
And then we pick them up
and they just die in like three days.
- Plus we're moving in a month,
so it's not worth buying any plants right now.
- Yeah, oh my God, that one's purple.
Oh my God.
So pretty, they look like fairies!
- Isn't that the exact same plant
we bought last year, but light?
- We killed this one in like two days.
Actually, we let them burn the sun.
- Look, we could grow our own tomatoes.
- (gasping) Should we try?
We eat so many tomatoes these days, I think we should try.
- You know, my mom always gave us some
so we could just plant them ourself.
- Okay.
- Hey babe, aren't these cool looking?
Beep, beep.
- [Person] Do you know how to keep them?
- No, not really. (laughing)
- [Yos] (laughing) No idea.
We're not good with plants.
- [Person] Because I think they're beautiful
but I really, I don't know how to
water them. - Yeah, right?
I think they're succulents, but they look like mini bananas.
(Yos laughing) - Yeah, they're cute, eh?
- [Yos] They're so cute.
- Thank you. - Yeah, have a good one.
- Little penises, little penises just hanging on a tree.
Wanna suck?
Dicks come in all beautiful sizes and shapes
and they're all yummy, they all work the same way.
- I mean, these look like pimples.
- You're so mean.
You know, at some point your dick looked like that.
(Max laughing) When you were like a fetus,
you realize that?
(relaxing music)
- [Max] You know how long it will last?
- No.
- [Max] You satisfied with those?
(customers chattering)
- So, the cool thing about Atwater Market
is it's open all year round,
and they have like an inside section
where all the cool shit is happening.
So, they have fresh produce,
and it's just fun to go all year round
to feel like you're like a wholesome person
who shops at these places, we definitely don't.
(relaxing music) - Maybe once a year.
- Yeah, once a year.
- They have mango, lemon, and coconut.
(relaxing music)
- Merci. - There you are.
- Thanks. - Mmm.
- Espresso and pistachio, num num num.
Look, there's music.
- [Yos] It sounds like music from like the old times.
- It sounds like the music
that you were listening to in "Bridgerton".
- [Yos] Oh yeah, it does.
(cheerful music) (crowd chattering)
(footsteps pattering)
- Look babe, wanna do something fun?
Let's go on a swan boat.
- Okay, maybe next year.
- That's what you said last year.
- Yeah.
- Let's go. - Let's save it for 2023.
(both laughing)
- Look, there's real duck next to the swan boats.
- [Yos] Oh yeah, there are, that's so cute.
- [Max] Little ducklings.
(relaxing music)
- [Barista] With oat milk, yeah.
- [Max] Yos.
How's your coffee?
Gucci?
No one says Gucci anymore.
- Yeah, no one says Gucci anymore.
You're not cool. (Max laughing)
- I was making weird face, do that again.
- Not putting makeup up on my t-shirt, right?
- So, we're looking for like a big tree
to go in the corner of our apartment.
Like a big phallic tree.
- Ficus lyrata, 189.
Let's ask if they can go inside.
- [Yos] Wait, 189, is that the height or is that the price?
- The price. (laughing)
- That's expensive.
I love this tree though, I can take selfies next to it.
Taking care of a tree this big
is like having like a big boyfriend,
so if you're single and you're looking for a partner,
why not just get a tall tree?
So cute, look how handsome.
Maybe you can have sex with it.
Is that a thing?
This one is more of the vibe that I'm looking for.
Like a big tree, like a real tree
in the corner of your apartment.
That would be so pretty.
Okay, Atwater was so fucking sick.
- Yay, am I getting sweet tonight?
- What does sweet mean?
- Sweets.
- Sweets from you?
Am I getting sweets from you tonight?
- You mean fuck? - Yes.
- We're gonna go hit up a couple of furniture stores
in Montreal because we are moving soon
and looking for furniture is like the best
and the worst part of moving.
- So, you did not answer my question.
Am I getting sweets?
(Max laughing)
(relaxing music)
- [Yos] Max is super picky with the chairs.
- I need something that go all the way back,
otherwise it's not comfortable.
- [Yos] What about that one?
- It's cute, has a similar vibe to the one
we have at home right now.
This is more comfortable than that one.
- [Yos] Okay.
- What's our vibe?
- [Yos] Blue!
- Like that, or clear blue?
- [Yos] That one's kind of cute.
- Like this?
- [Yos] No, that's too much.
Ooh, no, that's too dark.
Has to be the right kind of blue.
Oh, that one's cute.
Wait, is that even blue or was that gray?
- Kind of a gray blue.
- [Yos] That was pretty.
Blue like your eyes.
(both laughing)
(relaxing music)
That's the bed I want.
And that fabric and that height.
How cute is that?
- Can't be the right height.
I still feel like you're kinda low.
- Shut up. (Max laughing)
- Does this shape remind you of something?
- [Yos] You're so immature.
(relaxing music)
(couch thudding) (Max laughing)
- It opens up.
- [Yos] That chair is amazing.
- I feel like it would get sticky very quickly.
- Ew, why would it get sticky?
Should we have these two little beans?
- [Max] That would be cute in our, in the living room.
Not too big, small enough.
- Like my dick.
- [Max] Small and cute.
- It's like touching grandma's hair. (laughing)
- [Max] It's vibes, I like it.
If they don't make it with the gold underneath,
would be better. - Oh, I hate that.
Maybe they have different options.
(relaxing music)
- [Yos] You look like you're sitting in a little egg.
- I'm a little egg.
(bag thudding)
- We just got back with groceries.
(paper crinkling) And, as we were leaving,
I checked out my flower and it's pretty much dead or dying.
We left them in the car for way too long.
What a waste of $8.
This was $8.
(paper crinkling) Oh my God,
it's literally dead.
(relaxing music) I'm still gonna put it in.
I'm gonna enjoy it for at least one day.
(vase clinking)
We haven't bought flowers in a while
or really decorated our apartment in any way,
shape, or form because we know we're gonna move.
And, we're just so excited about the potential
of having a new place that we kind of ignored
our current one, so I don't even bother
like trying to decorate
this apartment anymore. (scissors snipping)
Okay, it's dying, but it still looks kind of pretty.
Okay, it still looks kind of vibes.
Like, little prairie girl, flower vase.
It's going to sleep with me, we'll die together.
I mean, no, let's not.
I don't want to die tonight.
Oh, that's pretty.
That's our lube. (laughing)
Oh my God, nah, it's actually kind of ugly. (laughing)
They literally look like I just picked them out
from the fields outside of our apartment.
I've been trying to eat healthy.
Been trying to exercise, work out, trying to look hot naked.
It's been going good for the past week,
if you ignore the fact that we went to Popeye's a week ago.
Our groceries consist of brown rice,
whole wheat tortilla wraps, chicken breasts, spinach.
I gotta say, it's never been like this.
We've never lived like this before, so we're trying it out.
Maybe this is new, the new us.
(relaxing music)