HEY GUYS
Hey guys
Hey guys.
HEY
Okay.
If you haven't heard, uh
I just hit 500 thousand subscribers
So I'm pretty much like, REALLY FAMOUS NOW
So I figured I'd come and hang out with all the stars.
Stars..
the STARS
Listen..
So most of the footage had no audio
And the audio we did get, well,
Sounds like farts.
So bare with me now.
Here's what I can salvage.
How excited are you that Ally Hills hit half a million subscribers?
They're RUNNING from the excitement,
They're just so excited.
Hey
Me flirting with LITERALLY anyone
Have you heard of Ally Hills?
She just hit half a million subscribers.
No, I haven't.
Is that you?
Why would I be talking in third person?
[I honestly have no idea what she's saying right now Neddy or something xD]
Where are you from?
Oh, I, you're Cincinnati. DUMB QUESTION!
I like your nose piercing.
WASSUP BABY
He's just completely disregarding the interview
ALL TOGETHER
Take care
You can keep that.
WHAT'S UP?
o
oo
Yeah I'm looking at youu
[Idk? xD]
Hey, wanna be in a video?
No thanks. {Other girl:} Not particularly.
Not particularly, that was a very.. precise answer.
Where are you from?
Australia!
[somewhere]
NEATO! You wanna know what I can say?
Razor blades [I think xD]
Razor blades!
YEAAAA y-y-yEAAAAAA
That's the only thing I know how to say in an Australian accent
I'm saying 'raise up lights'
Raise up lights.
RAISE UP LIGHTS
Thank you. THANK YOU
That had nothing to do with my YouTube channel I just realized.. WHOOPS
HEY.. I'm singing for the whole hip-hop nation..
singing for the whole hip-hop nation
HELLO.
I'LL TAKE A PICTURE. I'M FAMOUS.
okay
No one even cares.
DO YOU WATCH YOUTUBE?
yeah
Who's your favorite YouTuber?
Uhhhh
I don't know, uhhh
I love Ally Hills too!
[MUSIC BEATBOX NOISE THINGYS]
HEY GUYS!
Ha-Do you..
wanna be in a video..
THANK YOU!
I like her!
She's so supportive!
Thank you!
THANK YOU!
[MORE BEATBOX NOISE THINGYS]
Did you see me? Not commit there?
K, so I'm gonna give you the name of a celebrity
And you're gonna say if you're gonna smash, or you're gonna pass on them
And by smash, I mean have intercourse.
Sexual intercourse.
Havin any type that you want.
FIRST PERSON, SMASH OR PASS
me.
Smash.
YEAS
Can you just pan to your right?
Have you heard of Ally Hills?
I think so!
Maybe.
Maybe I've seen you before.
I dunno why you're looking at me, I just asked you a question about a YouTuber!
She just became THE FIRST YouTuber to win an academy award.
Oh, nice!
New information that I didn't know before and now I'm gonna spread it EVERYWHERE.
Well, it's a lie, so I wouldn't do that..
This is why I'm up front with you, I like you!
I-I like you!
God damn it, I'm so f*cking awkward..
BYEEE!
I thought I knew her for like, a solid five minutes.
[SO MANY BEATBOXING NOISE THINGS IN THIS]
Give me a hug
I like hugs.
..i like hugs.
Do you watch Ally Hills?
..I've heard about it.
Really?
REALLY?!
THAT'S ME!
THAT'S ME!!1!
you're the only person that knows who I am.
And you don't, but you almost said that you kind of knew
so, I appreciate it.
I'm famous right?
You are.
Thank you, you heard it first!
and no one else needs to hear ANYTHING ELSE!
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT I'M FAMOUS
SUCK [ALSYTJELAJTYALWXFASCE]
That was a thing. That happened.
We did it.
If you liked the video, give it a thumbs up and subscribe, and, uh..
500K is cool
So uh, thank you.
This guy. THIS GUY! Just talking on his phone like it's the OH MY GOD
[Something I can't understand] WE GOTTA GO!