- Previously on...
- We should just do the cookies.
- No.
[baby crying] - No.
I don't like cookies.
- Shh.
- My mom did not have help.
If I were to get help and a nanny,
it feels like I've almost failed a little bit.
- I'll let you know when I land in Orlando.
I'm really nervous.
Court has made it very clear that
if I don't find a distributor,
this is the end of Sparkle Dog.
And he's gonna shut it down.
- Oh, my God, this is like a dream.
- Every single dress looks like a totally
different dress, and that's what we want.
- Oo.
- LeeAnne said you spend a lot.
You only had like $200 in your bank account.
[glass breaking]
- Oh, my God!
- I've certainly not said everything
that I've felt at times when I--
- No, you said a lot.
You've also told people how much money
that I said was in my bank account.
What the [bleep] is that?
- I thought you were going to be a bad influence
on D'Andra in some ways.
- I get it, if I had not brought this ---ing thing up,
then it never would have come up.
I'm not going to pretend anymore.
You don't want to be yourself, don't blame it on me.
[music]
- This isn't my first rodeo, so I'm not taking your bull.
- Investing in drama is not not in my budget.
- When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet.
- Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.
- I've got heels that are higher than your standards.
- You don't mess with Texas, and you don't mess with me.
[music]
[doorbell rings]
- Hi.
- Are you ready to have some fun?
- Oh, my God.
- I said I want to do this but I want
my fun team to be here.
- Hi.
Oh, I know.
- I love that handbag.
- Thank you.
- It's so pretty.
And I have a drink for you already.
- Oh, my goodness, you're on top of your game today.
- Yes.
I just want them to like be fun, like,
be fun little eye candy for our massages.
- Yes.
- I am doing a spa day because the Smash party
just brought all of our feelings and problems
to the surface, and I am just looking to smash
those back down where they need to be.
We have props.
I think the baby oil, like, I don't feel like
I'm asking them to be a stripper.
- Oh, no.
- I'm very familiar with baby oil.
I have wanted to host a spa day for these ladies
since the moment we finished the house.
My bathroom is pretty much a spa, like, so big.
I feel like it's also really cozy.
I have a fireplace,
a really cozy couch at the end of it.
I have a hot tub, a steam room,
I have a huge, amazing shower.
I have a toilet that has different settings
of how you can clean yourself with water and air.
- Uh, I mean, can I just move in here?
Like, it's amazing.
- I have the best bathroom out of all you bitches.
[music]
- The models can feed us grapes if they want.
- If they want.
- They can fan us.
- Yeah.
- I cannot wait to see these men.
- Trey, this is a dream come true.
- Yours or mine?
- I'm auditioning male models for spa day,
because when you walk into a spa, like,
I want them to feel like queens.
I want this to be like Greek gods.
- Oh, my gosh, you're amazing.
- I know, right?
- This is gonna be so fun.
- Pretty much I just want to see some men
with their shirts off for the day.
- To us. - Enjoy the show.
[music]
- You're so cute.
- Hi, I'm Stephanie. - Marshall.
- Do you want a hug? - I do.
- Yeah, okay.
This is so nice.
This is Brandi. She likes hugs, too.
- Hi, Marshall. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- So, how would you ladies like to audition him?
- Uh, gosh.
- Could you feed Brandi grapes?
- Okay.
- Sorry, they're a little wet, Brandi.
- Oh, that's okay.
I am, too.
- Oh, my gosh, you're so cute.
- This is Mike.
- Hi. How are you?
- This is Brooks.
- Oh, my god, you're so cute.
You're so cute.
Hi, I'm Stephanie. Nice to meet you.
- I'm Lem. Nice to meet you.
- Can you take your shirt off?
- Okay.
- Yes. So good.
Can you take your shirt off, please?
- Oh, yeah.
Can we see you with your shirt off?
- Of course.
- Thank you.
- It's fine. It's fine.
My husband's out of town so I can do this.
- Oh, my God, you do work out.
Yes.
I like how your pecs bounce when you talk.
- Yeah.
- Wee.
- Hercules.
- Will you just take me grocery shopping like this?
- Of course.
- We actually have two more models.
- Unh-unh.
[screams]
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my--holy sh--, I've never.
- He has a diaper on.
He's a baby.
- This is what not to look like when you come to an audition.
Lucky for him, he has a damn cute mascot.
- Brandi, you want to feel this or
do you just want to play with the kangaroo?
- I'm just gonna play with this kangaroo.
- Oh, my gosh.
This guy may not win for the most buff body,
but this kangaroo has him as number one to me.
Because you know what I like about all
these guys is they're all so stinking nice, too,
and they made me feel comfortable.
- Yeah.
We should hire them all.
- We have to hire them all.
It's gonna be so much fun.
- Bitch, that was the most successful--
- Thank you.
- --I could have ever imagined.
I've never had that much fun.
I mean, that was so much fun.
[music]
- Good morning. - Hi.
- Hi, Paige.
I'm so happy you're doing my makeup.
So excited.
I really want--I feel pageant look.
- I know. - But, you know.
I keep saying pageant look.
- Don't say pageant.
- But you know, that's just what I think of like glamour.
- Say glam.
- Yeah, glam.
- Okay.
[music]
- Hello.
- Hey, beautiful.
Oh, my God, I love those pants.
- Oh, isn't it fun?
I'm never in pants.
I'm always in dresses, so this is like super fun.
- Where did you find those pants?
- Are they fun?
Veronica Beard.
Aren't they so fun?
- And they're ath-leisure, which is so in.
- I know, and they're so comfy.
Girl, are you so excited?
You're doing a photo shoot of the dress.
- It's like a video, so in other words--
- Okay.
- --what I want to do is I want to show
all the different ways you can wear the dress.
- Oh, my gosh, I love it, girl.
- And then we're going to speed it up.
175 different ways to wear this dress.
- No.
Oh, my gosh, so exciting.
And you just have one fabulous dress.
- Right.
I'm starting with just black, red and white.
It's literally an infinite dress.
Okay, let's talk about--
- Yeah. The other day?
First off, I was so furious.