[splash]
- I don't know where he came from,
but he's beautiful.
- I'm proud of you man,
you're gonna make a great dad.
- Where do you think he came from, though?
- What?
- The baby.
How do you think he got there?
- Well, you...
He's your baby.
You and Sarah had a baby.
[chuckles]
- Yeah.
- No Zack, are you asking
where did he come from in like the ethereal sense,
or "Wow, he's such a blessing, where did he even come from?"
Or are you asking--
- Maybe he's from space.
- What?
- Maybe he was on an asteroid,
and he came down here via the asteroid
and then it exploded in a field of wheat,
and a lovely farmer couple adopted him,
and then they brought him here.
- You just described Superman.
- Maybe!
And maybe it's my baby's duty
to protect the Earth from bad guys.
- Zack, he is your son, though.
- Sure is.
- And Sarah is his mom.
- Yep.
- And he's just a regular human child.
- Yeah.
Maybe.
- What?
- Who can tell at a time like this?
- No Zack, this isn't ambiguous.
He is a human baby.
- Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
But who are we to judge?
- We're not judging anything,
he is a baby,
and that baby is your son!
- Oh, yeah?
How come he hasn't said hi to me yet?
- 'Cause he's a baby, dude!
- Oh, you are so wise.
Look at you go.
- No, Zack,
are you even ready to be a father?
'Cause you don't seem to know how things work.
- [sighs]
See that little ray of sunshine right there?
That's my baby girl.
It's my first kid.
- Congratulations.
- Oh, thanks.
- I'm also a new father.
- Oh, congrats man.
Yeah, what can you say, you know?
One day you're marrying the girl of your dreams,
next day she's holding your baby.
- That's right.
- And you just keep screaming at her,
"Honey, honey where'd you find this dang thing?"
- No!
She didn't just "find" it!
- He's right, the babies find us!
- That makes so much sense!
- No, do I need to explain this?
- Maybe they come through a portal.
- That's it!
Honey, honey our baby came through a wormhole!
- Oh, that's awesome, yes.
- How is this a mystery to you?
- Hey honey.
- Hey babe, how are you feeling?
- I'm a little woozy, but what can I say?
Nine hours of labor will do that to you.
- Whoa, Sarah, you shouldn't be down here.
You're on like a bunch of painkillers,
you just gave birth.
- Who knows.
[chuckles]
- What?
- Hey, what the heck is that little thing?
- Beats me,
I've been standing here for like thirty minutes.
- What is happening?
Sarah, that is your child!
- Oh!
Cool.
- If only we knew its true origins.
- Hey, how many of those do we got?
- You just gave birth to him like an hour ago.
- Do you think we'll find a dollar
under our pillow tonight?
- Oh, maybe there'll be milk and cookies
left out for us.
- Oh, I hope he leaves us presents.
- Ooh!
- What's his name?
- I don't know!
He's your baby, you name him!
- What?
Are you sure?
- I'm out.
I'm going to the food court.
- Bye Charlie.
I hope you find what you're looking for.
[sighs]
Let's have another.
- Another what?
- I don't know.
- Me neither.
[audience applause]
- Thanks for watching this sketch.
- Garet, who are you talking to?
- The audience.
I'm telling them to like and share and subscribe.
- Garet, there's no one there.
- Yes, they are,
and I'm about to tell them to download the-the BYUtv app
for free content.
- Garet, it's just us here.
- No, they're here!
They're in the Internet.
Tanner/Jetta: Oh, the Internet, yeah.
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