-Jimmy, as you know, when you have us on your show,
we like to get you to eat questionable things
in the name of science.
-So, tonight, it's time to ask the age-old question,
"Will it hot dog?"
-Let's talk about that.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
-Good mythical morning!
-Now, on our show, we like to see if things will,
and since it's grilling season,
the thing we're going to find out
"if it will" tonight is hot dogs.
-All right, here we go.
Guys, what is up first?
What will we see if it will tonight?
-Well, have you ever been out at sea
and thought to yourself, "Man, I could really use a hot dog!
-Yes.
-So many times. You have no idea.
-Yeah. Today is your lucky day.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Sushi. Will it hot dog?
-Okay, okay.
-Okay. As you can see, there's no wiener.
We have replaced the wiener with sushi.
-I gotcha.
-We've really classed up the hot dog already.
-Yeah, okay, good.
It actually looks --
It looks beautiful when you see it.
-It does look pretty great. Classy.
-Yeah, it's very classy. Absolutely, okay.
-We call this raw dog. [ Laughter ]
[ Rim shot ]
I just invented the term. -That is good.
-Never applied to anything else.
-You even had a little accent on it, too.
-Raw dog. -Raw dog, yeah.
-I typically do not put ketchup on my sushi,
but I also typically do not put sushi on my hot dog, so...
[ Audience groans ]
[ Drumming ]
-Oh, my God!
-Here. You want some ketchup?
-No, I always put soy sauce on my hot dogs, always.
-All right. -Uh...
That's always what I put on my hot dogs.
There's some soy for my -- for my raw dog.
-Let's dink it and sink it.
-Dink it...
-Your mustard got on my hot dog.
-That's good. [ Laughter ]
-Here we go. 1, 2...
-Oh, look, he already ate it. -Mmm.
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[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughter ]
-I think the ketchup was a mistake.
[ Laughter ]
-I think the sushi was a mistake.
-No, no, no.
You would think that.
I have my answer.
-Okay. So, I typically don't like sushi,
but I'm not gagging.
-Yeah. 'Cause if we do gag, we all have...
-We're all ready for that.
-Our "Will It Barf" buckets.
And so, none of us barfed on this one.
-No. -Will it hot dog?
-Yes.
-Yeah, I think it will hot dog.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It will, right? -Yeah, it did.
-Yeah, it totally hot-dogged.
-Okay. Typically, I get a little thirsty
when I eat a hot dog, and what better way
to quench that thirst than with soup.
-Soup. -Will it hot dog?
[ Light laughter ]
-So, now what we've done is --
I mean, that just looks like a wiener, man.
-Yeah.
-But it -- But it's full of tomato soup.
[ Audience groans ]
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-I'm just getting...
I'm just getting... -No, this is gonna be great.
-I'm getting a -- Don't even hold --
Why are you holding it like that?
[ Laughter ] Put it down.
-I'm just demonstrating the lack of structural integrity.
[ Laughter ]
-Lack of structural integrity. Okay.
-But that's not what this is about, man.
-No, no, no. What -- What do we call this hot dog?
-We call this the soup doggie dog.
[ Laughter ]
-♪ Soup doggie dog ♪
-The dog.
-♪ Soup doggie dog --♪
-All right. So, soup doggie dog. It looks good.
-I thought you were gonna be like...
♪ Sippin' on gin and soup ♪
-No, no, no. [ Laughter ]
Here we go.
Do you want to -- Do we dink?
-Let's dink it.
-I don't know what's gonna happen when we bite into this.
-It might burst.
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[ Laughter ]
-[ Spits ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Coughing ]
Uh, yeah, I'm -- I'm a texture guy,
and that just bummed me out.
[ Laughter ] Uh, no.
But I don't want to give away my --
I don't want to give away my answer there.
-I wonder, if it was warm --
if it was warm, it'd be different.
-If it was warm. -'Cause it was cold soup.
This is more of a gazpacho.
-So let's just go theoretically. Will it hot dog?
-"No!" is what I say. -What?
-Oh, wait. We asked, "Will it hot dog?"
-You said theoretically yes. -Yes.
-Practically? -No.
[ Laughter ]
-No, I'm not confused.
All right. Let's move on.
What's the only thing better than underwear you can wear?
Underwear you can eat.
I'm talking about edible underwear.
-Wait. What? -Edible underwear.
-Will it hot dog?
-All right, good.
-Okay. It's pretty straightforward.
We've got edible underwear on the hot dog.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-Now, every other time I've enjoyed these...
[ Laughter ]
...it was more complicated than this.
-Yeah.
-I didn't know this is what it looked like.
[ Laughter ]
-Everyone does. Do we?
Mine look like they've been worn.
[ Laughter ]
Right? They kind of do, right?
-Yeah, we -- We chose those for you.
-I appreciate that.
-You got to know if they fit. -Don't tell me which one, yeah.
And now, is the black part part of the --
-Yeah, that's chocolate.
And then there's --
Strawberry is the -- is the floss section.
-Really? Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Don't call it "the floss section," please.
Yeah. All right.
-You just want to stuff it up --
just stuff it all in there, in the bun.
-Just put it all in there.
This is edible underwear.
And what do we -- What should we call this dog?
-Hmm. I call it the underdog.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm really pulling for this one.
-No, that's good. [ Laughter ]
-Okay.
-You're really pulling for this one, yeah.
You
All right, here we go. Dink it, and here we go.
[ Laughter ]
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-Man, these things really hold up!
[ Laughter ]
-I got a mouthful of bun right there.
-I mean, there's a lot more support in this
than you realize. -Yeah.
-I have -- I have my answer for this.
-Common problem. -Yeah.
-But will it hot dog?
-I'm gonna say no. -No.
I say -- -No.
-I was enjoying myself over here.
-No, no, no, that is --
-Do that on your own time. -That's your thing, yeah.
-All right, majority rules -- no, it will not hot dog.
-Edible underwear will not.
This guy still totally... -Okay.
-And finally, for this last one,
we're gonna make a hot dog for dogs
by filling it with dog food.
-Dog food. Will it hot dog?
-Mmm. [ Laughter ]
Mmm. Mmm. [ Laughter ]
[ Audience groans ]
-What just happened? What just happened?
What just happened?
-They just looked at it. That's what happened.
-Oh, my gosh! -That's all.
-I can't even look at it.
I'm smelling it. I'm freaking out right now.
I'm smelling it. It smells like dog food.
I love my dog.
I'm glad my dog eats food, but this is not --
-In the name of science and discovery --
-Goodness, gracious. Hold on a second.
-But, Jimmy, focus.
This is important.
If this hot dog --
-This is not important. -If this hot dog --
-If this does...
-It's gonna change people's culinary habits
for -- for minutes.
[ Laughter ]
-All right. So let's just think --
Again, it's cold, right? -Yeah.
-So it could be like a chili dog or something like that, right?
-Well, hold on. [ Audience groans ]
Before we eat it, I do think we have to christen this thing.
-Oh, yeah. What is the name of this one?
-How about we call this one,
kibbles and...I don't think I want to eat this.
[ Laughter ]
-But we have to. -We have to.
Dink it.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Coughing ] [ Laughter ]
[ Gagging, coughing ]
-[ Retches ]
-[ Laughing ]
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-Oh-ho! Wait, wait!
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You did it! -Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
At least one of us had to do it. I'm so glad you did it.
Okay. -Okay.
-Oh, my God.
-They said it couldn't be done.
-And now we're saying it shouldn't be done.
[ Laughter ]
-But the operative question is, will it hot dog?
Of course not! -No!
-That was one of the most disgusting things.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
The Roots won't even look at me.
Quest won't even look at me right now.
That was so gross.
All right, for just -- just for the record,
how many things did -- did hot dog?
-Just the first one, right?
-Yeah, just the first one hot-dogged.
This last one was a total, total nightmare.
-But now we know. -Yeah, yeah.
-And that's all that matters.
-Yeah, now you don't have to do this.
-See, that's why I love you guys.
That's why you guys exist.
My thanks to Rhett and Link.
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