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here damn it I took a long time I took a
long time away from the series because I
had to talk to the censors I had to talk
to people at the higher-ups to figure
out what we were going to do because we
couldn't keep jacksepticeye his Funniest
Home Videos season 2 rolling the way we
had before for not allowed Sarah not
elsewhere then what's the point of
living so I talked to them I struck a
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feels good to be back in the hot seat
this feels like home [ __ ] hurt my
hand oh nothing gets my nipples harder
in the morning than some infomercials
for really shitty products I'm so
excited it's been so long gone let's see
it yeah this'll way to upgrade the tiny
painful piece of handle it comes on most
buckets and installation is no problem
Oh slide bucket up from the bottom
covering this piece of discussion if
your current bucket handle is bent or
janky it may be difficult to slide it on
don't give up or send hate mail though
wait this can't be the actual like
voiceover for the product can it if it
is that's genius I love products that
make fun of themselves now you don't
have to wreck your hands and suffer
through another task with that tiny able
piece of handles yeah [ __ ] other buckets
just go you should have called this the
[ __ ] just [ __ ] use this thing in
stay cuz buckets suck I've never had
that much trouble with a bucket honestly
but then again it's been years since
I've lifted a bucket
what is the last time you've lifted a
good pocket don't [ __ ] it up [ __ ] it up
that's great don't suck it up [ __ ] it up
with a buck it up it was incredible I
want one now I'm not even gonna use it
than a bucket I don't have a bucket that
I could use it I'll use it on everything
I'll use it on like my cup of coffee and
I'll just say buck it up every time I
mean this is posted on the actual book
it up handles YouTube channel I don't
know I love that don't use that piece of
[ __ ] garbage use our beautiful
product instead could you imagine if
Samsung came out against Apple or vice
versa or just like don't use the [ __ ]
god off a piece of [ __ ] iPhone use the
Samsung Note twelve that would be so
good okay so somebody posted this in the
discord the best moments of electro boom
I love this guy he's I think he's an ex
electrician by trade but then he messes
around in videos that's so funny it
seems quite courageous
oh it is this expert enough you see the
LEDs is start to get red as the head
heat even he laughs at himself he does
this [ __ ] all the time he'll just like
twitch some really high voltage and
shock himself suddenly and it's amazing
but perfect comedy I have a great and
unique idea which is turning your wooden
or plastic seat into a heated seats all
your fragile Botox can rest in peace
okay there we are
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make a C warmer that melted to his pants
but I think he does this stuff as a job
so he knows that like he's always like
don't do this stuff at home he knows the
limits of it himself
in hindsight mounting a heating element
with hot glue is a pretty dumb idea
because the glue can melt and stick
somewhere else yeah so connecting it to
power
it's hardly conductive so it's safe to
touch every time it's so delightful
maybe this is all about me watching
other people in pain but you know what
I'm all in so what it's compatible with
LED lights because the new LED lights
are designed to be dimmable and this
takes the credit what the hell that's my
type of comedy I always do it in like I
didn't it like the turbo dismount in
skate three videos where you just smack
into things and then it cuts immediately
afterwards I love that it's such perfect
comedy if you look here carefully they
have to cut that tiny bridge
I shouldn't be laughing at someone
potentially getting very injured but
holy [ __ ] that's funny
yeah so top comment the fact that he
knows how to hurt himself without
killing himself proves how smart he
really is another classic infomercial
this one's called the whoosh the whoosh
ma fir the wolf washer 360 now I don't
know what this is but somebody sent it
to me and I immediately loved the first
5 seconds of it Rover loves to play but
he ends up filthy from the day
introducing woof washer 360 the amazing
new dog washing system that washes your
dog in less than one minute guarantee
that dog does not look happy thank God
[ __ ] damn it Karen I'm a predator of
the jungle let me let me go let me run
harsh spray scare your pet away but this
ring of death will keep him at bay I
want one for myself I I've been at
hotels before where they've had multiple
showerheads and it's the best experience
ever if they go into a human car wash
and I love the idea of I would love a
shower that just says one on top and
four on the sides and it just blasts you
with water as hard as it can and it just
comes down across your body and you just
stand there takes about five seconds to
do a shower and then you just get out
and you know you're clean because you're
missing skin cells so easy at like
anyone could use it and so fun
every dog will love it ok can we see
this on an actual dog not that they're
not actual dogs but they're trained dogs
I want to see it on somebody's actual
home pet dog because I do not think that
a real dog would be that comfortable
around this giant thing it's like no the
whole Schism here's 360 degrees of hoses
to wrap around your dog when you wash
your dog this part you don't want to
touch what would you have a dog and you
don't wanna touch they're all Oh stinky
no they're your pet treat them with care
I pulled out my headphones now with the
wolf washer I don't have to use my hands
at all you're using both of your hands
the woof washer has 360 degrees of jets
which really gets the soap and water
deep down into her
her just in case you guys didn't know
that just in case the guy at the
beginning didn't tell you that there's
360 degrees of water jets to encompass
your dog to wash everywhere she just
said it for yourself and she's a real
person not to pay that torque you get it
off so call or click now that's a great
bargain
you know why here at shark tank your
margins are really good so for that
reason I'm out I want one did they have
a cat washer well cats clean themselves
mainly but I want to see if we could use
on a BB and just rub it across his back
and see if you like you would [ __ ]
despise it but that's a sacrifice I'm
willing to put oh yes there's a there's
a recommended video called magic gate I
seen on TV I love these one those times
you want your dog with you
but sometimes you need to keep a regular
dog gates are awkward heavy and a real
pain to try and climb over
sorry I know I'm pausing it a lot and
interjecting but I love those videos
where the lake oh man
regular things are just so hard to use
have you ever tried to use a regular pen
it's difficult it's reducing the wonder
pen and it's like the exact same thing
only the people are dumbasses for trying
to use the regular one it's amazing but
now there's magic 8 ingenious new mesh
gate that keeps your dog where you want
them but lets you pass through with no
problem at all haha eat [ __ ] Rover but
unlike traditional gates that you have
to undo and move or risk climbing over
to get where you want to go Magic eight
uses for instant grip hooks is late the
mesh gate securely in place on all four
sides is sold we have we've won four
baby on the windows that we put up
that's just like a mesh that you like
velcro to the sides so the air can come
in because British house is no air
conditioning you have to leave the
windows open but he's gonna jump out and
then I'm going to be like oh we have a
mesh that we put up in front of it like
a bug net and he's just like okay I'm
happy now I can smell outside and you
guys get air it's amazing I'm sold on
this I want regular gates can be an
eyesore but magic gates mesh is
attractive and practically invisible
magic gate is the sex
new mesh that you want in your life but
what about the dose that jump over them
other duh gates are heavy and they cause
cancer and they kill your dad's but the
new magic gate is amazing and it
actually cleans the air $95.00 hey what
are you charge to get magic gate for
just $14.99 what double the offer and
give you a second magic gate is it $15
you two magic gates give your dogs in
that's a great game man every time I
look at these products this is why they
have commercials like this cuz I really
wanted I actually want to buy all of
this [ __ ] I bought a Slap Chop I'll do
that in a video at some point I bought
it ages and ages ago and I never put it
in a video but soon I want all of these
things I don't need to go out any
further there's a whole channel of this
there's just a whole as seen on tv
channel if you've ever had to clean out
your clogged shower drink I have murder
and tried to hide in the shower you'll
never have to worry about a clogged
drain again just pull it out and dispose
of it you don't have to touch the glove
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gross it's part of the human anatomy it
happens we're all hairy heaving beasts
but I still don't want to look at it no
more need for harmful chemicals that are
dangerous and can ruin your pipes but I
like that if I if part of me goes into
the drain I want it to be burnt I wanted
to be singed and melted so the rest of
the world can't ever see it again I
don't have to pick it up and then put it
in the bin also if you did put a dead
body in the [ __ ] drain then the
bleach is gonna help the drain
Wow way to call out your kids like that
I have five beautiful daughters but man
do they Harry again I want one I'm
actually gonna go buy one Glo jamas oh
yes glow the dark pajamas shirt on turn
out the light and use the magic pen to
draw play and write no Christmas is over
but holy [ __ ] please like comment
subscribe become a member of the channel
buy my merch please I need all the money
I can get to fund my pajamas addiction
draw a picture when you're in bed then
find out what it says when you put the
covers over your head that could go
water two ways there's a [ __ ] kill
you [ __ ] oh my god these are the best
oh I thought they were going to be like
just a glow-in-the-dark shirt but the
fact that you get a pen to draw on them
ie oh my god I want them these are all
the things I should buy all the things
in these to put in the other series of
weird products you got jokes and a great
product oh my god take all my money wait
Willy Willy
I need a co Javas another thing that I'm
gonna buy no Reserve results from
collage Amoz Amazon you've let me down
there's no shopping results for glow
jammas the go jammers kill children or
something man and I thought I was gonna
have fun and bedtime disappointed
they're gorgeous Jesus
what I love the colors but if I told you
I feel like I just got assaulted the
spray on nail polish that gives you
perfect polished salon looking nails
without stressing the details what what
are you do it on your nails but not in
the rest of your hands I guess I should
wash the rest of the video is that
[ __ ] posing it shouldn't I the secret
is spray perfect smart polish formula
that only sticks to your nails but
easily washes off your skin with water
perfect am I going to become one of
those channels that looks at a bunch of
products is supposed to laugh at them
doesn't buys them and I'm just end up
reviewing products is this the demise of
jacksepticeye or the rise of
jacksepticeye
this is were there this is were the
big-time views if you're letting a
[ __ ] shiatsu dog put it on shiatsu as
a massage I think you never [ __ ] sue a
distraction is it it looks like you were
in Mad Max and you what a lovely day
what a lovely day witness maybe and
watch this spray perfect is great for
toenails - yeah cover up those dirty
[ __ ] the toes I mean I call my toes
dirty [ __ ] all the time don't lie to
get perfect and all these no time okay I
will go online and get spray perfect cuz
I feel like I need nails that look like
that ooh
Amazon's clock can you in it a mean two
and a half stars though hmm
everyone's saying that if you put it on
and then you wash it off it just washes
it off your nails as well okay it goes
against the whole like only adheres to
nails
philosophy that you're going for okay
well I feel like it went off in a
complete tangent with this video I want
to leave it here like if I had like a
whole plan for different videos to do in
this run and then I just went down the
rabbit hole of infomercials again I
remember being a kid and we had like
multiple channels on TV and I would sit
and I would watch infomercials all the
time and I remember thinking there's no
way that mop can soak up that man holy
[ __ ] there's no way that that knife can
cut a tomato after cutting that cat it
did I got suckered in and every time I'm
still getting suckered in I'm basically
a 30 year old man at this point but
that's gonna do it for this episode to
jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos I
hope you guys had some fun and I hope
you guys had some laughs no your eyes
are not bad
you don't need glasses unless there's
some super-secret infomercial glasses
you can get to make your sight double
cool
it's just how to focus it still says
laughs though I promise but as we always
say eye jacksepticeye is Funniest Home
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