- Are those vegans?
(laughter) (karate noise)
- I like meat.
- I love bacon.
- I gobble it up like a dinosaur.
- [Man] Alright, open your eyes.
- Chicken nuggets.
- Mm hmm.
Ow!
- Mm, it's really good.
- Meat.
- Chicken.
(chicken gobble noise)
(chicken squawking noise)
- To me.
- It's better than McDonald's.
Even better than the Baconator.
(squealing)
(laughter)
- Then what is this?
- Yeah.
(screaming)
- I have no idea.
- Oh.
They don't eat what?
They don't eat chocolate!
- Seriously?
- Oh my goodness, I'm never gonna be one of those.
- Oh, a feast.
- Vegan cheese?
Then it's cheese.
- It does taste like normal cheese.
- I think it tastes a little bit good
if there was real cheese and real meat.
- [Man] (gasps) Open your eyes!
(squealing)
- My dad would love this.
- Horse?
(man laughs)
- I guarantee you, this is 100% bacon!
Thank you.
(kissing noises)
I 100% guarantee this is not bacon.
Thank you.
- Mm hmm.
- What is this bacon made out of?
- Water?
- Wait, hold on.
I can't--
- No.
- I know what's happening but that's crazy.
- [Man] You're gonna be the happiest person in the world.
- It's a chocolate--
- Ice cream cookie!
- This is so yummy.
- I wanna eat the whole thing.
No meat.
- What?
It is?
- Fake, fake, fake!
- And it doesn't exist anymore on my plate.
- [Man] Are you done?
- Nope.
- No, I want to be American.
- I feel sorry for vegans
that they can't eat such good meat.
- No, it's sad.
- No.
Because they're gonna be weak.
- If you're a vegan in Texas, get outta here!
(laughter)
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