I'm trying something new today.
OK, so today what I've done, I've
hidden a prop behind a monitor in the front row.
tWitch doesn't know what it is, but when he finds it,
he's going to have to dance with it.
So let's watch tWitch dance with a prop.
[MUSIC - UNK, "WALK IT OUT"]
(SINGING) Now walk it out.
Now walk it out.
Now West side walk it out.
Now South side walk it out.
East side walk it out.
North side walk it out.
Now hit the dance floor, and bend your back low.
She do it with no hands.
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Now stop, pop, and roll.
I'm smoking bubble, ho.
Yeah, dey in trouble, ho.
I like way she moves, an undercover, ho.
Now everybody lean in, I made the crowd rock.
Now go on and walk it out, I see they on my jock.
She want that bubblegum, is they the Double-mint Twins?
Two hoes choosing me, so I know that I'ma win.
Hey.
It's on once again.
Hey.
Patron once again.
Hey.
I threw my head back, then I froze like the wind.
Hey.
West side walk it out.
South side walk it out.
East side walk it out.
North side walk it out.
Now walk it out.
Now West side walk it out.
Now South side walk it out.
East side walk it out.
North side walk it out.
Now walk it out.
Walk it out.
Now walk it out.
Walk it out.
Now walk it out.
West side--
Oh.
[CHEERING]
That is--
That was great, tWitch.
Thank you.
You enjoyed it, though?
I did enjoy it.
And, as a matter of fact, I think I might return the favor.
And I thought I could just challenge you with something.
And since I'm a co-executive producer,
I've already approved the idea that I'm
thinking about right now.
I'm going to give you a word of the day
and you're going to try to just work it
into the show as many times as possible.
OK.
The word is spackle.
[DING]
Spackle.
[DING]
Spackle?
[DING]
Spackle.
[DING]
Spackle?
[DING]
Spackle.
[DING]
All right, I will try to work spackle--
[DING]
--in--
[LAUGHTER]
--to everything I talk about today.
I will spackle it.
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
You guys are having so much fun.
There's one woman who is, she's catching my eye.
Man, she's having fun.
You're having fun, right?
Oh, who me?
Yeah, you, you.
You're having fun?
Oh, I'm having a great time just hanging out at home.
Doing a little spa day, having a glass of wine with my best gal
Ellen.
I feel great.
Good.
Did you just wake up or something?
Huh?
No.
Well, you have something.
Oh, oh my God how embarrassing.
OK, what a goof.
I'll pull this off.
Ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, there it goes.
OK.
OK, so you just woke up and you're having a glass of wine,
great.
[LAUGHTER]
I love having you in my audience, enjoy yourself.
I wish you could all be here in person,
but we're not allowed right now.
I did find out we can have up to four live audience
members in our Skybox as long as they're social distancing.
So please welcome our four audience members
for the day, Stacey, Leslie, Mylin, and Tania.
[CHEERING]
Hi.
Oh, I'm sorry.
[LAUGHTER]
Welcome, ladies.
Hi.
How are you?
Great.
Hey, guess what?
What?
You're all going to play Tastebuds later on in the show.
[CHEERING]
Yeah.
Yep.
Coincidence?
Not at all, everything is planned well in advance.
You've all been tested and you're COVID-free.
Yes.
Since you'll be playing Tastebuds later,
I left some food up there.
If you want to lift that off, there's some whipped cream,
and there's some guacamole, and cheerios.
[CHEERING]
Practice.
Don't want to fill up, though, save your appetite for later.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
That is good.
OK.
Ma'am, you're enjoying some spaghetti now, huh?
Oh, you're talking to me?
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, you appear to be the only one eating spaghetti.
Yes.
Oh, I was just hungry and I was eating some leftovers.
OK.
I'm glad you're enjoying the show.
I wish you could have some of this
and enjoy these leftovers, Ellen.
Great.
You're doing great, Ellen.
Season 18, she's back, baby, ow!
[CHEERING]
Thank you.
That's very kind of you.
OK.
You've got this, Ellen.
All right.
Where was I?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, I showed you the wildlife photos today.
Now, I want to show you a wildlife video.
I don't know if you saw this, maybe you did.
There's a man sleeping by his pool
and this is what he caught on his security camera.
That is a bear walking up to a sleeping man.
I mean, so he walked away.
That man slept through that and then saw that later.
But what you didn't see is the bear
hung out for quite a while.
And watch, I can't believe this guy didn't wake up.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
[GROWL]
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you.
When you rent a bear costume, you
want to use it as much as possible before you send it
back to the--
we are on a budget, here, so.
Ma'am, ma'am.
You can't shower during the show.
You can't shower during--
[LAUGHTER]
You're the only one showering.
Yes, you can't shower during the show.
I'm gonna get clean and shower up while I watch the new Ellen
show.
Ma'am, ma'am.
You can't.
Yes!
You can't shower during the show.
This feels good.
This is a nice towel.
Oh.
OK, I've never had to do this before.
All right, you could use some spackle in there.
Hey, unplug that.
Security, security.
Behind them.
[LAUGHTER]
You need to spackle up that shower.
Oh, no, please Ellen.
Don't unplug me.
Ellen, please, I want to see the show.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
Aw.
That's all right.
That's what happens when you're trying
to shower during the show.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, I'm going to take a break
and I am going to check and see if I have any spackle--
[DING]
--in my dressing room.
[LAUGHTER]
Thank you.
Nice.
We'll be right, spackle, back.
[DING]