OK. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT WE HAVE ON THE TABLE.
WE HAVE COW TONGUE, JUST THERE.
WE HAVE GOT A THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG.
WE HAVE GOT A SCORPION WHICH.
>> AND I'M SCORPIO.
>> I FEEL A BOND WITH THAT.
>> WE HAVE MAYO CHEESE KURD AND SOY SAUCE SMOOTHIE.
WE'VE GOT COW BLOOD AND PORK TONGUE JELLY.
WE HAVE A HOT SAUCE SHOOTER.
WE'VE GOT FISH EYES.
>> OKAY.
>> AND OUR OLD FAVORITE THE BULLPENIS.
OKAY.
SO DEMI, HERE IS HOW IT GOING TO WORK.
YOU CAN ASK ME THE FIRST QUESTION.
SO BEFORE YOU PICK UP YOUR CARD, TELL ME WHAT IT IS YOU WOULD
LIKE ME TO EAT IF I CAN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>> LET'S JUST GO WITH THAT TONGUE RIGHT NOW.
A BIT-- OH, LIKE WE'RE GOING TO SWITCH THAT.
>> NO WORRIES.
>> OH MY GOD-- YES, THAT IS FOR YOU.
>> James: I WAS FINE WITH THE TONGUE, THIS IS DISGUSTK.
OKAY.
NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN THESE QUESTIONS.
SO GO FOR IT.
>> JAMES, EARLIER IN THE GREEN ROOM HE TOLD ME YOU LOVED MY NEW
MEMOIR.
AS SOMEONE WHO HAS READ THE BOOK, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
CHAPTER.
(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER).
>> James: NOW I-- I.
>> I LOVED IT, I LOVED ALL THE-- I LOVED THE CHAPTER ABOUT
ALL THE DRUGS.
I LOVED THE PICTURES.
I HAVEN'T READ IT, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, I SHOULD HAVE READ IT.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: OH MY WORD.
HOLY [BLEEP] OKAY.
DEMI, IT IS YOUR TURN NOW.
I WILL, THE THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG, OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> James: A THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG.
I DON'T RECOMMEND YOU SMELL IT.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
DEMI.
>> YES.
>> James: YOU HAVE BEEN IN SO MANY BRILLIANT MOVIE, GHOST, GU
JANE, A FEW GOOD MEN.
(APPLAUSE) WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE
EVER BEEN IN?
>> ACTUALLY THAT ONE IS EASY.
AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE.
SORRY TO YOU THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG, IT IS PARASITE IN 3D.
>> James: PAR SIGHT IN 3D.
>> DID YOU MISS THAT ONE TOO.
>> James: I MISSED IT.
I WAS-- I WAS READING YOUR BOOK.
>> ALL RIGHT T IS YOUR TURN, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT
NOW?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GO FOR.
>> SO I THINK I'M GOING TO CHOOSE THIS SHAKE.
JUST TO WASH DOWN THAT COW BLOOD PORK TONGUE.
LET'S SEE.
>> James: [BLEEP] (LAUGHTER)
MAYO, CHEESE KURD AND SOY SAUCE, THAT SMOOTHIE, THAT IS THE WORST
THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
OKAY, DEMI, GO FOR T READ ME THE QUESTION.
>> OKAY, SORRY, I GOT SO WRAPPED UP.
YES.
JAMES, YOU TALK TO SO MANY PEOPLE EVERY DAY ON YOUR SHOW.
NAME ONE CELEBRITY WHO'S DISAPPOINTED YOU.
YUM YUM.
>> James: OKAY.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU.
THE-- THE-- (LAUGHTER)
WE JUST-- THE EARLY DAYS OF THE SHOW, THE BAND MIGHT REMEMBER
THIS, THE EARLY DAYS OF THE SHOW.
AND WE-- HAD THE RAPPER ON, RICK ROSS.
>> Reggie: WOW.
>> James: RICK ROSS CAME ON THE SHOW.
AND WE, YOU KNOW HE DOES THAT SORNTION EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLING.
SO WE HAD WRITTEN A NEW PARODY LYRIC ABOUT ABOUT BINGE
WATCHING, I THINK BINGE WATCHING ON NETFLIX, ABOUT EVERY DAY I'M
BINGING ON SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.
AND WE HAD SENT IT TO RICK A PEOPLE AN RICK HAD SEEN IT AND
LOVED IT.
WAS SO EXCITED TO DO IT AND WE BUILT A ROUND TABLING HERE WITH
ALL THESE LIGHTS.
AGE WE HAD BEEN REHEARSING IT, AND RICK, ME AND ONE OF OUR GUYS
ON THE CREW, I THINK IT WAS DAVE, STOOD IN FOR, PRETEND LIKE
DAVE WAS BEING ME, AND RICK WAS BEING ME AND SAT HERE AND WE DID
THE WHOLE THING ABOUT-- AND RICK WAS COMPLETELY EMPTY, THE RICK
ROSS IS LIKE THIS.
RIGHT?
AND WE FINISHED AND WE'RE LIKE, YEAH, A BIT OF FUN, YOU KNOW,
AND RICK GOES COOL, I'M JUST GOING TO GO TO THE REST ROOM.
AND ABOUT 20 MINUTES LATER WE WERE STILL JUST HERE AND HE
HADN'T COME BACK.
AND THEN HIS MANAGEMENT CAME BACK AND WENT UM, YOU KNOW,
RICK'S NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
AND I HAVE TO SAY, NOW I HAVE SAID IT OUT LOUD, I SEE HIS
POINT.
BUT I WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED AT THE TIME.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL DONE.
OKAY.
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, DEMI, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING
TO DO HERE, DEMI.
I AM-- THIS IS SO DISGUSTING.
>> OH [BLEEP] >> James: YEAH T IS COMING
STRAIGHT BACK TO YOU.
>> I THOUGHT IF I CHOSE THAT ONE FOR YOU THAT IT WOULDN'T COME TO
ME.
>> James: DID SOMEONE TELL YOU THAT IS HOW THE GAME WORKED.
YOU JUST SORT OF ASSUMED.
>> YES, I DID.
>> James: YOU ASSUMED THAT THAT WAS THE CASE.
>> YES.
>> James: WELL, IT ISN'T.
SO RIGHT.
OKAY.
DEMI, IT IS LATE AT NIGHT.
YOU'RE DRIVING HOME.
YOU COME ACROSS YOUR THREE NOW AND THEN COSTARS STRANDED BY THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD.
YOU ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR TWO OF THEM IN THE CAR.
BETWEEN RITA WILSON, ROSSIE O'DONNELL AND MELANIE GIVEIT,
WHO DO YOU LEAVE BEHIND?
>> I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO CHOOSE AND I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE FEELING
LEFT OUT.
AND I REALLY HATE-- THIS DID SO DISGUSTING.
OKAY.
I ALREADY SAID AHEAD OF TIME IF I VOMIT.
>> James: IT IS GOING TO BE GREAT FOR OUR RATINGS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: COME ON, I CAN'T BELIEVE STRKS SO DISGUSTING, I
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THIS, NO WAY, NO WAY.
DEMI MOORE.
>> OH.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: OKAY.
YOUR TURN TO CHOOSE FOR ME, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME NOW.
>> OKAY, OH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THE TONGUE IS GROSS,
IT IS KIND OF SOLID, THE FISH EYES.
>> James: THAT IS BAD NEWS.
>> OKAY.
>> James: OH MAN, OKAY.
>> YOU ARE IN THE NEW PATS MOVIE WITH SOME FAMOUS SINGERS SUCH AS
JASON DUR ILO, JENNIFER HUDSON AND TAYLOR SWIFT WHO IS THE
WORST ACTOR?
OH MY GOD.
IT'S ALL YOU, BABY.
>> James: ARE THEY RAW?
IS THAT A RAW EYE?
[BLEEP] I HATE THIS GAME.
WHY DO WE DO IT.
>> WHO IS THE WORST ACTOR?
>> James: WELL, THEY ARE ALL BRILLIANT.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GOING TO SAY THEY ARE ALL BAD.
>> James: NO, THEY ARE ALL BRILLIANT AND I WOULD NEVER IN A
MILLION YEARS TREAT ONE OF MY CASEMATES.
>> FISH EYES.
>> James: THAT WAY.
I WANT TO KNOCK THAT FIRST ONE OFF BECAUSE THAT LOOKS.
>> THAT IS SO GROSS.
>> James: THIS IS BRUTES ALL.
THIS IS BRUTAL.
THIS IS THE WORST -- THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST-CASE SCENARIO.
(LAUGHTER) THIS IS MORE DISA POINTING THAN
RICK ROSS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (APPLAUSE)
>> NEED A NAPKIN?
>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST EXPLODED IN MY MTH.
OH GOD, OKAY.
RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> James: DEMI.
I LITTLE SCORPION THERE A CHEEKY LITTLE-- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU,
AND I SHOULD WARN YOU THIS IS THE HIGHEST GRADE HOT SAUCE YOU
CAN BUY.
ARE YOU GOOD WITH SPICEY FOODS.
>> I AM.
>> James: LET'S FIND OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION.
OKAY, DEMI, YOU ARE VIEWED AS A PIONEER FOR EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN
IN HOLLYWOOD.
WHO-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: YOU ARE VIEWED AS A PIONEER FOR EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN
IN HOLLYWOOD WHO IS AN ACTOR YOU HAVE WORKED WITH WHO GOT PAID
MORE MONEY THAN YOU THAT DIDN'T DESERVE TO?
ALL RIGHT.
>> OH.
OH.
WHERE DO I START THE LIST.
>> James: OH REALLY, HOW LONG IS THE LIST?
>> OKAY, I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD SAY HE DIDN'T DESERVE, THAT IS
NOT NECESSARILY UP TO ME TO SAY.
>> James: THAT IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE QUESTION IS.
>> I SAY BRUCE WILLIS.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE).
>> James: DIDN'T DESERVE TO GET PAID MORE.
>> I SAID I CAN'T SAY THAT HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT.
>> James: WELL, THEN ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?
>> James: NO, YOU CAN JUST SAY.
>> I CAN'T SAY IT.
>> James: OH MY GOD.
SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
EVERYBODY.