I can't go to school today I have a stomachache oh I have some stomachache
medicine that'll help I also have a headache well you have some headache
pills that will help I also have a fever I have some fever reducers you'll be as
good as new I'm being sick right here just leave me
alone stop trying to help 50 ways to stay home from school oh I'd love to go
to school but the pool really needs cleaned look at all these leaves I'd
love to go to school today but didn't you hear
today's a snow day oh I'd love to go to school today but this cat isn't gonna
pet it self you know
Oh instead of going to school today I just thought I'd get back to nature
we can't go to school today it's the first day of our pinball tournament I
can't go to school today because they turn into a goat I have turned into a
cow and can also not go to school I
can't go to school there's a chicken in the hallway I can't go to school today
my pet unicorn has died it's okay you're in a better place I can't go to
school I haven't had a nutritious breakfast yet
I can't go to school I'm just too tired
thank goodness you're here the power went out and my alarm clock never went
off all the powers on now I said the power went out not it is out I can't go
to school today I have a test and I forgot to study for it if I go in today
I'll get enough do you want me to get enough you don't want me to get that
do you do what oh I just can't go to school today I have to catch up on my
meditation hey why are you back from school so soon um I forgot where the
school is I can't go to school today because the dummy won't let me pass him
do you expect me to believe that it's real come on
wake up Jillian time to go to school I can't go to school today to be honest I
didn't sleep all that well I was just tossing and turning all night maybe I
shouldn't have been sleeping on this I'd like to go to school but I have to clean
this room I mean look at this mess on second thought I think I will go to
school I can't go to school it's picture day and I can't find my favorite outfit
you're talking about it's right there oh yeah now I can go to school
you know I really was getting ready to go to school but I have to finish binge
watching my favorite show every show what's that stranger things wait why not
oh that is serious you better stay home oh hey what's up giant said that you
can't go to school today something about a job interview up north a job interview
up north far north I can't go to school today
there's this really weird kid and he has a crush on me oh who is it
this kid oh yeah you better stay home I know I can't go to school I've been
suspended suspended what for you bring one dinosaur to school and everyone goes
crazy dinosaur hey Dino DiLaurentis
I can't go to school I had this dream and something terrible happened no what
happened I was in school and I got really bored go to school I can't go to
school I'm all out of school supplies Jillian open that drawer yep I'll have
school supplies I'd like to go to school but I'm really trying to reduce my
carbon footprint oh that's very environmental of you what
are you gonna do today go driving my quad for a few hours oh by
the way I need gas money there's no need for me to go to school wait why not I
have a tutor tutor what tutor there he is tell me how smart I am again I'm
afraid to go to school because there's a bully there that's giving me hard time
there's a bully where there she is right now
hello I am fed up with school I'm not going in today I don't care what you say
I'm not going in well don't you think they'll notice that you're absent that's
where this guy comes in I can't go to school I missed my bus you walk to
school every day oh um I've missed my shoes and he blinded
I don't have to go to school today I'm doing educational things at home
educational things what kind I built this
you got that at chick-fil-a actually Addie did and it was at Wendy's I can't
go to school today I broke my leg you broke your leg which
one um both of them um you're standing oh did I say legs
I meant arms you're gesturing I don't know what you're talking about
hey why are you going to school well it's Star Wars day that's May the fourth
and this is September and you still have to go to school on that day anyway
Addie Addie Addie why aren't you going to school today we
don't have to go to school today they told us we don't have to go to
school today hey who's they my imagination I can't go to school today I
need to catch up on my exercise exercises now are your gym classes for
really oh that's why they keep pushing me in that pool I can't go to school
today I haven't finished my homework yet and if I don't finish my homework I'll
get an "F" you don't go to school you'll get an "F" well at least it won't be
because of homework I can't go to school the dog ate my homework you could still
go to school well the dog ate the school too the dog ate the school well it was
actually multiple dogs it would be ridiculous if it was just one dog
I can't go to school today because it's raining outside and I can't find my
umbrella it's completely sunny outside and you are literally holding an
umbrella oh I thought this was for golfing I'd love to go to school but it
would be selfish they might catch what I have what do you have laziness I don't
think that's contagious do you really want to take that risk I'd love to go to
school today but I'm Way behind on my social media selfie hashtag skipping
school today so much fun I'd like to go to school today
but for some reason I just don't understand it I can't fit through the
door put your arms down hey why aren't you in school
you're in big trouble me why why you never registered me for school I just
called the police boy you play hard ball I'm staying home
from school today because I wanted to spend more quality time with my dad well
that's perfect you can help me do some yard work on second thought I'll go to
school we can't go to school today because we
have to organize the movie collection which one's next creep show
it was just on the news the school is not there anymore I guess that means
there's no school today well good thing there's cyber school my
computer's not there anymore you didn't even check oh no it's
definitely not there anymore I can't go to school today I have to pet my dog Pet
your dog oh no that's serious I'm not going to
school today because I have to take a mental health thing a mental health day
no no no it's fine we don't have to go to school why not
we're bigshot youtubers we don't have to go to school oh I guess we'll just shoot
another video I told you this would happen
I can't go to school today because I am unable to do my best today no it's a
good thing it's Saturday Saturday so that was fifty ways to get out of going
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