- Oh, actually I'm married.
- Ned.
- Hey, what's up man?
- I'm Ned's single friend, Nick.
- Oh.
- A little bit taller than him,
and a little bit more available.
So I like to check in and see what he's up to.
- We've been excited about you guys meeting for a while.
- Oh my god! Are we on a setup?
I had no idea!
Wow, I'm shocked.
- You don't need to put that much pressure on yourself.
- Yeah.
- If you go in through life thinking like,
"Oh, I need to find a wife, I need to get married."
It'll never happen.
- She's not even in my phone as a name.
It's just "redhead" and then the name of the bar I met her.
- And it says, "Oh I have a hat in front of my face."
- Ooh, tongue ring.
- I feel like this is 2015.
Who has a tongue ring anymore?
- Yeah, next!
- It sucks, man.
We were together for like a month and a half.
I thought she was someone.
- She was really immature.
I mean, you really could hold a conversation with her.
All you guys did was bang.
I know, I know, it's great and all but--
- Where did you get this Vitamix?
- At the wedding.
- Nice.
Where did you get this Sodastream?
- At the wedding.
- God, I gotta get married.
(chuckling)
- Okay, vet's number is on the fridge.
Jackie's right across the way if you need anything.
- We're just gonna be cruising the town, you know?
- Bring chicks over here.
Tell them it's your house. It's fine.
Alright, bye.
(kissy sounds)
Call us if there are any problems.
- Take a walk, go to the vet,
don't leave for too long?
Are we best friends?
Thank you for this night,
and for the wine, and the nice meal.
You guys are the best.
I mean, I look around
and I see a life that I long for.
I see just the sweetest love. It's infectious.
It makes me want to fall in love with her,
and I just met her.
(laughing)
- That's a lot of pressure.
I had got a full resume of you in my email.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
They really like you.
They think you're a great candidate for me.