Dear Students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
*cute laugh*
Whats going on guys, welcome to Reaction Time
and today we are going to be looking at teachers who know how to deal with their students
this is a compilation of some very hilarious photos
of just teachers messing around with their students
I especially like it when teachers come back at very snobby and badly behaved students
so that's what we're going to be looking at today and without further ado, let's just jump right into it
let's go to the next photo
the Pre-Ap Pre-Calculus Award for Josh Hance.
has been awarded The Bermuda Triangle Award for Most Homeworks Gone "missing"
Josh, I'm sorry, you got the Bermuda Triagle Award, I mean at least it sounds cool, right?
I'm surprised that you said your homework's gone missing, but most kids will probably tell their teacher that the dogs ate their homework
that's the classic one-liner
in a nasally voice, "Josh, did you do your homework?"
Uh, yeah, I did my homework, but you know what happened this time?
"What, Josh? What happened this time?" *in a resigned tone*
My dog ate it again!
"Josh, your dog eats it every time. Can you— get, get out of my class, please."
*Shittiest Romance by Lady Gaga plays*
That was perfect!
At least that teacher has a sense of humor.
I like teachers with a sense of humor, cause you can tell them jokes, and they're not gonna get super butthurt and give you detention.
Okay, this is the homework assignment for the weekend, guys.
Please do one of the following by Tuesday.
Number one: Master Kung Fu
Number two: switch religions for a day
Number three: wear a fake mustache for 24 hours
Number four is end world hunger
Oh, that's a great assignment.
I'd want to see a student do that.
Number 5 is find your nemesis, earn their trust, then vanquish them (preferably with magic).
Okay, Harry Potter, chill your horse.
Lord Voldemort
Number 6: In the shower, use conditioner first, then shampoo, just to see what would happen (I'm curious).
*fake laugh*
Okay, so at least do one of the following.
If anything I would probably do number 6.
You know what, I wanna master kung fu.
*karate chop sound effect*
It's been a long time runnin'.
I wanna finally master the art of kung fu.
Or wear a fake mustache for 24 hours.
What if this was like a middle school?
Imagine coming in to class, you're like 14 years old.
You put on a mustache, "How's it going, everybody?"
Everyone's like, "Damn. You're—you're a hairy son of a bitch, man."
"You really need to like—you need to find some shaving cream, and a razor blade, and go to work."
Your biology teacher did the entire lecture, like this.
Wearing a Darth Vader™ costume.
Think about how fun the class would be if you had a teacher like that
*Teacher Asks Student*
Why Are There Rings On Saturn?
*Student Answers*
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it
Saturn was NOT a single lady
Music
cases during the 30-minute break the
students got the actually discovered
wasn't a teacher was drinking guess what
was it was the students here you know
because i have to climb is failing at
the class doesn't want to do the book
assignment so just let's collect them
let's collect the students here
I mean it's gonna be a lot of so let's
set up a whole bottle as a novice
teacher anything away in USA jacket you
know where this is going to this is a
scientific process but it uses need this
is the best way to explain to your
students first observed observation in
questioning then hypothesis prediction
experiments and results
oh na need to take any teacher seriously
with something like this on the wall I
would not be able to me I would have a
lot of respect for this here if you like
my homie but the same time without you
better do your homework objects what if
I don't just see what they would say
that I get punched in the face you know
but k so when a student falls asleep in
class
just take a photo with him and then
maybe by the end of the year you'd
actually have a full calendar of
different photos maybe just give it to
the student guy
hey hey James it was a great year you go
this is a little gift to you are
sleeping in my class you literally could
not stay one minute awake in class this
is just my gift to you know apparently
my classroom was a bedroom for you so I
have to return the favor get someone
roll a teacher a letter and it goes like
this during my time in your class it's
been fun enjoy the class for the most
part they're pretty cool teacher any
thoughts a lot but seeing that the
senior project is over i plan to do no
more work for english i believe that my
classmates will agree when I say this
next statement want you fucking like a
pretty much out this bitch
oh and I he wants to write for
weathering heights to yep
sincerely every senior so you know this
is your ticket offensively and she was
like I you want to go to lock me in all
original
even the letter i'll fill graded formal
writing should not include profanity
just one where the day she's got the
dates run-on sentence makes that lower
case no sense into the conjunction
should be lowercase comma splice and
that the bottoms plays your education
appropriately proofreading takes five
minutes keeps you for looking stupid
always said that these are the sounds
she got her payback is not about a
teacher i hate you i don't like you can
fuck off and it always said that you's
gonna go okay thanks take know she's
gonna snap back boy justin bieber has
thrown horizontally as 10 meters a
second but my top of a cliff hundred
twenty two and a half meters hot how
long does it take to reach the ground
what is the horizontal displacement what
is justins final velocity officials my
physics teacher and always really do
every single homework assignment not
because I don't like justin bieber I
appreciate justin bieber but just
because this is so funny and creative if
you had a lot more questions like that
would actually make the students
interested in news maybe it actually do
homework instead of saying a baseball is
going horizontally on time m/s someone
broke my English teacher put this on the
clock during finals
it says time is passing are you probably
not but again what is the test of time
what are you gonna do then you don't
have a cloth you don't know how long
you're taking on any question and then
like the teacher says you're probably
not going to pass so i guess at this
point you can blend the teacher and
actually pass these are completely
blocked out the clock and I couldn't
tell how long it was taking so I
couldn't even finish my test and then
you complain to the principal also easy
to get fired every today is a great day
and a great time I love like latest i
mean in the trash
thank you very much it doesn't just
appears to have any latest assignment
they go right there you see that that is
a trash can that is where you're going
to be for the rest of your life if you
don't do your assignments on please
where Simon there don't take later where
do you guys not automatically where I'm
standing establish today I'm very very
savage fuels but we're going to fulfill
their tests there
then the teacher decides to also have
the mountain i obligated for McDonald
was here in the field test an
application form of dollars here they're
going to spend the rest of your life
good luck with a retirement I would like
a Big Mac next time i see you thank you
very much with and what is wrong with
her
it's not enough someone fail the test
you know about it feels when you feel a
test and then the teacher has you a
mcdonalds application kind of kind of
smart actually maybe people will
actually try hard I don't know it's
still my stuff is claiming right there
can do this
what's wrong with working dogs hall get
to eat it everyday how to study for your
finals that number one open your book
that number to fucking study that shit
ah hot it's hot here if I need a
snickers that absolutely has no
relevance to being hard butt-fucking
study that shit come on you get all
stupid student ok so this is a tax
number 121 decided to put hashtag Yolo
and the teacher comes back with hashtag
minimum wage tax your hashtag mcdonald
home that we're going to be you know you
say Yolo on your fucking number number
12 yellow brown got mcdonalds words
that's what you're gonna be you only
live once at mcdonalds i'm going to work
at McDonald's window guys today I'm
going to wrap it up for funny teachers
who know how to deal with their students
I mean when you ever feel like yellowing
it's remember that you're going to come
back but also don't rise mean letter to
your teacher no matter how much you need
them because they're going to proofread
it and they're going to grade you on it
you have to really want to fill that
class I would be instead make sure you
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