- Pull your panties up and eat! - Denim. Frickin'. Chicken!
- (PvF) Wanna grab a beer at Paddy's Pub?
- (gasps) Yes! - Yes?
- Oh my god! It is my favorite show
on the face of the planet. - (PvF) Unfortunately,
it is a Try Not To Eat: It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia Challenge. - I see.
- Whatevs. - Are you gonna offer me an egg
in these trying times? - (PvF) So, we'll be showing you clips
and then presenting you with that food.
If you succeed at not eating anything,
you'll get to try a delicious pub food combo
straight from Paddy's. But each item you try,
you must eat one bite of a Charlie Kelly classic.
- Oh, no. - No way!
- I don't wanna know. - I've heard the punishments
are getting pretty bad. - Yeah.
- Boom. You never know.
- (Frank) Yo, Mac! - God, I love Danny.
- The season where Mac got fat. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, here we go. - Yup.
- It's gonna be the ham. (laughs) - (raspily) Rum ham.
- Rum ham! - I love Mac.
- (raspily) Rum ham! - Uh-huh.
- (Frank and Ash) Soaked in rum! - (laughs) "Soaked in rum."
- (raspily) Rum ham! - Gosh.
- I love you rum ham! - Get the heck out of town.
- Yeah. (buzzer)
- (PvF sighs) Sharon. - (muffled) What?
- (PvF) Not even trying. - I did too try.
I tried the rum ham, and it's amazing!
- Well, you know, if you tried it Sharon,
I'm gonna try it too. (buzzer)
That's really good! - Oh, like you weren't going to?
- (PvF) Straight from the Atlantic Ocean,
we have a rum-soaked ham that Frank swears by,
and soon you will too. - Honestly, it smells really good.
I haven't had a ham since Christmas time.
- Oh, she's going in. I don't know.
(buzzer) - Oh. My goodness.
- Oh, I'm getting some pineapple. - Here.
- It's so boozy. - (laughs)
- I think I'm gonna pass too. You got the combo of the people
who don't drink in here. - Not even a problem.
- There. And then there. - Yeah. That actually adds a lot.
- Right there. - That completes the palette
right there. - Come on, Brian.
- I don't know if it having a voice makes it better or worse.
- Oh yeah, yeah, we'll get that... - Just dump it right in there.
- ...nice and wide open for ya. - There we go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my god. (laughs)
- He's a good kisser. - Oh! (laughs)
- Sorry, rum ham. - I'm so sorry.
- I think after you made out with it, I think I'm all set.
- (Charlie) He really gets my goat, you know what I mean?
You shouldn't be allowed to come in and tell people,
"Hey, I own this. I own that." - Oh, here it is.
- Oh, god. - The Grilled Charlie.
- Oh, the-- - That's the Grilled Charlie.
- Yeah, the Grilled Charlie. - I love Charlie.
- (both laugh) - So, a Grilled Charlie,
it's been cooked on a radiator? - Oh my goodness gracious.
- (Pvf) made on a hot plate or the radiator, the Grilled Charlie
is a food combination that is surprisingly delicious.
Made with Wonder bread, peanut butter, American cheese,
regular butter, and Hershey's chocolate syrup.
- Why does that sound kind of good? - (PvF) A fork for your sandwich?
- Yes! Because, you know... - Do you think Charlie uses a sand--
a fork to eat his Grilled Charlie? - Uh, no, but I'm not Charlie.
- (laughs) - He probably uses a toe knife,
if anything. - Mm-hmm!
(buzzer)
- Am I really gonna lose on cheese, peanut butter, and chocolate?
- You're gonna go in? - I'm gonna do it.
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- (PvF) Put your mind into the head of Charlie Kelly.
How do you think he came up with this?
- I'm willing to bet there was a lot of glue involved.
- Wait. That kind of tastes good. - (laughs)
- That peanut butter and chocolate combination...
- That's going in? - It's heavenly.
- We're going two thumbs up about a Grilled Charlie.
- Okay, Charlie. - Mm-hmm.
- I see where your head was at. - Mm, I tasted cheese.
- Okay. - I don't hate it.
- Oh, man. Even with the cheesiness?
- It's so good. - This is some peer pressure.
- It's so good. It's so good.
- Okay, I gotta try this. - Yeah! (claps)
(buzzer) - Come on, live like Charlie.
- Whoa. I would eat a full sandwich of that.
- You're gonna try it? - I think I'm good.
- No regrets. - I have no regrets,
but at the same time, I'm disappointed in myself
as a human being that I just lost to a very strange college food.
- (Dennis) This is incredible! - (Mac) You like it?
- (gasps) - Oh my god.
When they moved to the suburbs... - Fantastic episode.
- This is one of the best episodes of the whole series.
- Whoa. - Mac and cheese, right?
- Mac's mac and cheese. Mac's famous mac and cheese.
- Mac's famous. - Yeah.
- I love that he says recipe, like not cook book.
- (laughs) - "You're eating Dennis."
- Oh yeah! - Oh my god.
- "You're eating the dog!" - Not the Kraft!
- (laughs) - Mac's famous mac and cheese.
- Oh my god. Oh my god. - That looks like that blue box.
- We've got Mac's famous Mac and Cheese straight from the suburbs.
Uh, and ours doesn't have dog in it, we promise.
- Oh, okay. Good. - I was gonna say
there's no hunks of meat in it. - Shout out because you made it
in the good consistency. It's not all watery.
I love when it's all creamy like this. - (PvF) Oh, all right.
Well, Ted's already digging in. - Well...
- (snaps) Dang it! - I mean, I've had
mac and cheese before. - Yeah.
- I've never had dog mac and cheese. - I know. Yeah.
- I mean... - Have you ever had
Mac's mac and cheese? - No, I haven't had
Mac's mac. - Not his famous mac and cheese.
But... (buzzer)
- This definitely just looks like
straight out of the box mac. - Sometimes that's all you need.
- I was gonna wait a minute to make it dramatic,
but I 100% lost when you put this
in front of me. - It has been years
since I've had Mac's famous mac and cheese.
- I literally can't remember the last time I had mac and cheese.
- When was the last time you just made mac and cheese?
- A lot. - Oh, okay.
- I'm gonna, you know. - Oh, you go right ahead.
(buzzer) I will tell you right now,
this has gotten me through a lot. - Julian's a quitter.
- Whoa. - He's not gonna just play the game
and play the game. - Sharon, I haven't even begun
to peak, all right? And when I do,
this whole city's gonna know it. - Trust me, I am not disrespecting
box mac and cheese for a second. - Mm-hmm. But you are.
- I think this is the most I've ever eaten on this show.
- What is stopping you? - The knowledge that, down the road,
there's some sort of sinister punishment food waiting for me.
- (Charlie) What do we got going on over here, guys?
- Oh. - No!
- Ohh, come on. - No! No!
- No! - What. Is. That?
- Not the jean chicken. - That's denim chicken!
- (gasps) - Oh my gosh.
- Here comes the bride. - We have brought Charlie's
dream journal to life with a denim chicken.
- Denim. Frickin'. Chicken! - Wow.
- This is very disturbing seeing the toddler jeans
on the chicken. - See, I'm feeling like
we need to come in here and just start gnawing
on these legs right here, Sharon. - That seems right.
- Yeah, right? All right, let's go. - Okay. Let's get in there.
(buzzer) - I love it.
Not this. (chuckles) - No?! What?!
- What?! - I'm more so resisting the urge
to make it dance than I am eating it.
♪ (chicken dance song) ♪ Oh yeah. (laughs)
- I'm just gonna... - Ah, go! In! Sis!
- That's some good denim chicken. - One more bite?
- Let's do it. - Okay.
- I wanna be inside his dreams. I wanna know what this one was about.
- It's got some slight distressing to it.
- This entire thing is distressing. - It's chicken!
(laughs) - (PvF) What's your denim
chicken's name? - (sighs) Sebastian.
We can't eat Sebastian. - He has a name!
- He's my child! - It's not like it was boiled
in denim or anything. - I think I can taste
the denim a little bit. - I think so too. (laughs)
- There's notes of denim. - (Sharon) Ah!
- (Julian) Uh-oh. - That's a hard pass on me, dawg.
- (Dee) I tried to take Charlie, but he refused to go.
- (Charlie) What is your spaghetti policy here?
- (Dee) Are you hearing this? - A spa day!
- Oh. - (laughs and claps)
- I love this part. - Spaghetti in a bag.
- (chuckles) - That's what the--
- Oh my god. - (both laugh)
- (laughs) - The frickin' bag of spaghetti.
- It's gonna smell like spaghetti in there.
- (laughs) - Oh! Oh!
- Just throwing it at us like prison food.
- (PvF) Here's an inventive way to eat spaghetti wherever you are
during the day, even at a spa. - Well, Sharon,
if we catch a movie later... - (laughs)
- ...we can bring this with us. - It's still hot.
- It just feels like you're stewing in tomato sauce.
- Smells like spaghetti. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. - I'm doing it. I don't care.
I know it's probably just-- (buzzer)
- I think I can fit this in my pocket too.
It's compact enough. - And it'll warm it up.
- Yeah, that'll go in a back pocket. See?
- I think I would go with front pocket.
- You think so? - Brian!
- Stop shaking it at me. - It's mobile!
- Eat-- - Beginning this challenge,
I was gonna be strong. - If you are gonna laugh that hard
at the spaghetti policy, you've got to eat it.
- (PvF) You're letting Charlie down like that, man?
- (sighs) Ah, for Charlie, I'll take one bite.
- I mean, see? - Look, nothing.
- Yeah, not a lie. - No spillage.
- I feel like you disrespected Mac. - Well, you know, if there's anyone
to disrespect out of the gang, it's him.
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- I'm sorry, man. This is gonna be a no-go for me.
- You can't hold the bowl up like this without looking ridiculous.
But if you're just holding your bag like this,
you're never gonna look stupid. - (PvF) Congratulations, Brian.
You were the only person to avoid the very best
of our It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia dishes.
- Hold the phone. - Wow!
You're a fake fan. - (gasps) Oh, hurtful!
- (Mac) Chimichanga, chimichanga.
- (Dennis) Chimichangas are delicious!
- (Mac) I told you, dude. - (Dennis) It's so good!
- Oh my god. Is that a bag--
- Chimichanga! - When he's giving him (laughs)
the insulin shot. - Oh, the insulin? Yeah. Oh my god.
- That is a trash bag full of-- why? Why?
- Mac. Please. - Wow.
- This is nuts. - (laughs)
- (Dennis) Crack.
- Crack. - Crack.
- I'm assuming that I'm gonna get a chimichanga because we don't wanna
get shut down. (chuckles) - (PvF) And unfortunately,
all five of you guys did not resist the gang's dishes.
And for that, we have something Charlie swears by,
but, uh, might have you swearing. - (Dennis) Mr. Kelly is one
of our preferred customers. It's so wonderful to see you here
again this even-- - (Charlie) Right. Uh, my good man!
- Why is he so sweaty? - I know exactly what scene this is.
- Oh. - Yup. Milk steak.
- Milk steak! - Milk steak with jellybeans. Raw.
- Steak and jellybeans? - Oh, no.
- Okay, I heard milk somewhere in there.
- Milk steak. - Oh my god.
- What does that mean? - (PvF) For our winners,
we've got a trash bag full of chimichangas
and, uh, Paddy's Pub beer. - (gasps) Oh, I get a beer too?
Oh, this is a great day. - Ohhhh.
- You would have gotten your very own.
- I'm so mad. - Yeah.
- I'm so mad. - Nope.
- Man. - Sorry.
Would you like to turn in your Get Out of Jail Free card?
- I don't know! It's the beer that's tempting me.
No, I wanna try the milk steak. - (PvF) And just how Charlie likes it,
we've got a milk steak covered in raw jellybeans for you.
How does that sound? - Oh, what the?
- Oh my god. - Oh.
- Oh yeah! - Oh, god.
- (laughs) - Steak should not be this color.
- You know, the texture is actually pretty good.
It's really the flavor, I think, that's doing it for me.
- She went in big. - Yeah, I got one of those
not-so-great jellybeans. - (PvF laughs)
- Mm-hmm. Ooh, that may have been puke or something.
- Oh. - Why would you do that to me?
- It's really the milk that bothers me.
- Oof. - Oh! Ugh!
- Ugh! It's so tough! - This is...
a travesty. - Well...
- I can't even eat this because watching her eat that
is making me ill. - I'm moving the trash can into place
just in case. - Pull your panties up and eat!
- This is the kind of coaching I needed.
- This is so much milk. - One of those tasted bad!
Oh, man! (coughs) - If I put these in the freezer,
I got food for a week and a half. - Oh my god.
- This is great. - I'll never watch
It's Always Sunny the same.
- Thank you guys so much for watching. - What other food should we try
not to eat next time? - Let us know in the comments below.
- And be sure to like and subscribe to People Vs Food.
- Bye! - Peace.
- Bye, guys. - Bye! This was awful.
- (both chuckle) - I feel like I'm Santa,
but if he showed up at dispensaries. - (both laugh)