• From stepping on an ant to coming too close to a teacher’s desk, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about more of the dumbest
reasons students got detention.
I’m Doopie and I’m Hellbent and today we’ll both be narrating.
Number 10 was submitted by hellomiakoda Spinalpalm Spinalpalm was given detention when he was
told that it was time to get off the school's computer.
He replied, "Sure, just let me save my work."
Just then, the teacher unplugged the machine.
Back then, there was no such thing as auto save.... so his entire report was lost.
When they told him he was not getting an extension to do it again, Spinalpalm ended up giving
up on school.
From that day forward, he didn't cooperate with any of them, didn’t turn in any homework,
and graduated with F’s.
Number 9 was submitted by baggoo13 MKyleM MKyleM had this insane music teacher, and
whenever his classmates had their hands up, she would either ignore them or say she wasn’t
open to questions.
So it was the second to last hour of the day, and MKyleM was in 4th grade.
He had to pee really badly, so he raised his hand and kept it raised for half of the class
period until he could hardly hold it anymore.
He blurted out, "I have to go to the bathroom."
She replied, "No you don’t.
You can hold it.
You just want to get out of the classroom."
MKyleM waited another 5 minutes before saying, "I really have to go!" and she said, "I didn't
call on you MKyleM.
I’m not taking questions right now and you can’t leave until I say you can."
There were 10 minutes left in the class period, and he was dying.
So, he got up and left, with her yelling, "Where do you think you’re going?
Come back here!"
It actually turned out that holding it that long gave him really bad cystitis, so MKyleM
spent the next day in the hospital.
She ended up giving him a suspension that day.
Number 8 was submitted by Ya_boi_joss Slapped Ham
Slapped Ham got a detention for skipping class.
The only thing is… he was in class.
It was study hall, so everyone was quiet, including him.
When the teacher called his name while taking attendance, Slapped Ham raised his hand but
didn't say "here" because he was way too focused on his work to say "here", or to turn around
and check if she saw his hand or not.
Then the next day, Slapped Ham was told that he had detention.
He tried to explain to the teacher what happened, but she didn't care for what he had to say.
Number 7 was submitted by zoli248 Pandora There is no detention in Pandora’s country,
but there is a document that a parent needs to sign time to time.
If a student gets a grade or does something bad, the teachers can write a warning in it.
So, when Pandora got out of the classroom, her music teacher pushed the door closed behind
her.
Right after that happened, her homeroom teacher in front of her got in her way, so she stopped.
Her homeroom teacher asked for her document, so Pandora gave it to her.
She asked, “Why do you need it?”
After telling her that she was writing a warning that she closed the door and it was loud,
Pandora thought it was a joke and laughed.
Then she got another warning for laughing at her.
The next day, Pandora got back to the teacher to show that the warnings had been signed
by her mother, but got another warning after saying that her mother laughed after reading
the warning.
Number 6 was submitted by WritterInTheHat Honeybits
One time in 9th grade, Honeybits got the hiccups in math class.
She has unusually loud hiccups, so it was hard to ignore.
But that's not why she got detention.
Her math teacher had a solution for her little problem.
She told Honeybits to go into the hall, hold her ear and hop on one foot to cure them.
She had no idea how it would cure the hiccups, but did as she said.
Little did she know, her fellow students could hear her and were giggling.
Her math teacher came out, red faced, and angrily gave Honeybits detention for disrupting
class.
FOR DOING SOMETHING SHE TOLD HER TO DO!
Number 5 was submitted by Creepkillah Danger Dolan
One time Dolan got detention during an after-school thing while their parents were still at work.
The reason he got detention was because while another kid talked, Dolan breathed with his
mouth open.
The aids saw that and, thinking he was the one talking when it was the other kid, Dolan
got detention for hours and couldn't go out to do anything until his parents picked him
up.
Number 4 was submitted by JimmiVkers Emojie Once in 4th grade, Emojie got a detention
for stepping on an ant that had bitten him twice.
He tried to show his teacher the bites, but she did not listen to him and said that ants
have feelings too.
She was not very nice, so Emojie could not reason with her.
He had to spend 2 lunchtimes in detention.
The other teacher that he did the detention with, said that Emojie must have done more
than just kill an ant.
He showed the teacher the two bites, and she let him out early and said, "This will be
our little secret".
So Emojie only had to do half a lunch detention.
Number 3 was submitted by NPGMogar Cid So Cid got detention for helping his buddy
with his math during class.
He ended up having to write the phrase, "I will not speak to others during class" 100
times after class!
Once Cid was done with the crap, he stood up and tried handing her the paper.
She looked at me with a disgusted face, and asked him who gave him permission to come
into her desk area.
He was in front of her desk, therefore not really in her "area".
She told him to write another 100 damn sentences saying, "I will not come close to the teacher’s
desk without permission".
That shit had him heated.
After he finally finished the damn thing, Cid asked, “Can I come to your desk to hand
in my papers?”
He gave her the papers, but she looked him in the eye and crumpled them into balls.
She threw them away and said, “Goodbye”.
Cid wanted to smack her so damn bad.
Number 2 was submitted by Okakmetito Grgak In primary school, when Grgak was 9 years
old, a teacher gave him a 10-minute detention for holding the handrail while walking up
the stairs to go to class.
When Grgak asked why, she said that by holding the handrail, he was "taking the mickey out
of old people" because he was too young to use it.
To make matters worse, when Grgak said, "But that's really unfair", she DOUBLED his detention!
Number 1 – What
was the dumbest reason I ever got detention?
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