GREG KINNEAR: Hi, there.
I'm Greg.
And I'm here to tell you about the word "machine." "Machine."
Now, a machine is a, um, ah, the machine-- wow, you know, I
didn't realize how difficult this would actually be.
I mean, I know what a machine is.
But I don't really know how to explain it I just--
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RICO THE ROBOT: The machine is a device that helps people.
Beep, beep.
GREG KINNEAR: You know what?
He's right.
You're right.
That's it.
It's a device that helps people.
It's like, I guess, it's like a clock.
A clock is a device that helps people tell the time.
RICO THE ROBOT: Affirmative.
A clock is a machine.
Beep, beep.
GREG KINNEAR: That's right.
And a cellphone.
Look, I have a cell phone right here.
Cell phone is a device that helps people communicate from
almost anywhere.
RICO THE ROBOT: Yes, Greg.
A cell phone can be considered a machine.
Beep.
GREG KINNEAR: That's right.
And they--
oh, we have a--
I don't know exactly what, with the--
what do we have here?
RICO THE ROBOT: That is an electric nose hair trimmer.
GREG KINNEAR: Oh.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, this is an electric nose hair trimmer.
And this is a device that helps people, you know, trim
their nose hairs.
RICO THE ROBOT: That is because an electric nose hair
trimmer is indeed a machine.
GREG KINNEAR: Hey, you know what I just realized?
RICO THE ROBOT: What is that, sir?
GREG KINNEAR: Well, I just realized that you're a device
that helped me explain "machine."
RICO THE ROBOT: That is because I myself am a
"machine." Beep, beep.
GREG AND RICO: "Machine."
RICO THE ROBOT: Oh, my nose hair trimmer.
Ah!
GREG KINNEAR: Sorry, sorry.
Take it easy.
Oh, jeez, hold on.
RICO THE ROBOT: We were going to have a date.
Ah!
GREG KINNEAR: We've got a situation.
RICO THE ROBOT: Ah!
Ah!