What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So last year around this time, I made a video called Why Santa Can’t Be Black.
It’s only right that I follow it up this year with another one.
And this year…it’s Why Santa Can’t Be Hispanic.
And that’s the first reason right there!
Santa can’t be Hispanic because people wouldn’t know what to call him, whether it’s Hispanic,
Latino, or Spanish.
People already have a hard enough time classifying Hispanics as it is.
The same thing would apply to Santa.
Many people would probably just end up calling him Mexican, bringing me to my second point:
Santa can’t be Hispanic because people would just be overly racist about this.
You’d have people questioning Santa’s immigration’s status, whether he’s actually
from the North Pole or the South Pole.
People would be saying Santa is stealing jobs away from America and that Santa needs to
learn how to speak English.
We’d have people leaving out empanadas, arroz con pollo, plantains, in fact, some
people would probably leave out some Taco Bell.
It would just be utter and complete mayhem.
Here’s the thing, you can’t leave rice and beans out that long.
It’s not like milk and cookies.
Now the whole house is smelling like rice and beans.
The whole place is smelling like spoiled empanadas now.
I don’t want to be smelling that on Christmas.
Another reason why Santa can’t be Hispanic is because his family would just be too big.
You know Hispanics.
Culturally, they have larger families.
There wouldn’t really be any need for any elves.
Santa could just get his grandchildren to do the work.
But here’s the thing:
I want you to do something for me right now.
Can you just picture people trying to say Santa Claus’s real name if he were Hispanic,
cause Santa Claus would not be his name.
That would be the shortened version of his full name.
His full name would be something long.
Something like: Santa Jorge González Mirales Sanchez Ramirez Don Juan Guadalupe el tercero
de la niña de la pinta de la Santa Maria Claus.
And I’m pretty sure parents don’t want to be saying that whole full name when their
children ask what’s Santa Claus’s real name.
It wouldn’t work out.
Another reason why Santa Can’t Be Hispanic is cause it would just be way too dramatic!
Can you imagine Mrs. Claus,every time Santa would leave…how that would go down?
You know it would be just like a telenovela.
¿Por qué Papá, Por qué?
Todos los años de mi vida.
Mi amor, es necesario para los niños.
¿Por qué?
It’s a little bit too dramatic for my taste.
But I guess the most important reason why Santa can’t be Hispanic is because he would
ruin every child’s Christmas every year.
How, you might say?
Because he would be late.
Not even like a little bit late…not even like December 26th late.
I’m talking, this man would show up around Easter time talking about:
Why are they talking about my brother?
Did something happen to Jesús?
Yeah, Santa Can’t be Hispanic.
Make sure to leave a comment down below about why you think Santa can’t be Hispanic.
New videos every Sunday.
No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
The first reason why Santa can’t be black is because people wouldn’t be able to decide
on his appearance.
Some people would want him to look one way, others wouldn’t .
I’m a grown man.