- [Interviewer] What does love mean to you?
- I have wanted to be with you whether
he was in the picture or not.
- What, because I'm Eminem?
- [Interviewer] How would you describe
your relationship with Nem?
- I fucking hate you.
- You know, she broke my heart.
I think I broke hers too.
- My personal life is not exactly a highlight reel.
- If you don't have the trust element,
You're fucked.
♪ I've been a liar, been a thief ♪
♪ Been a lover, been a cheat ♪
♪ All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me ♪
♪ Well, little one, I don't want to admit to something ♪
♪ If all it's gonna cause is pain ♪
♪ Truth and my lies right now are falling like the rain ♪
♪ So let the river run ♪
♪ He's comin' home with his neck scratched, to catch flack ♪
♪ Sweat jackets and dress slacks, mismatched ♪
♪ On his breath's Jack, he's a sex addict ♪
♪ And she just wants to exact revenge and get back ♪
♪ It's a chess match, she's on his back like a jet pack ♪
♪ She's kept track of all his Internet chats ♪
♪ And guess who just happens to be movin' on to the next ♪
♪ Actually, just shit on my last chick ♪
♪ and she has what my ex lacks ♪
♪ 'Cause she loves danger, psychopath ♪
♪ And you don't fuck with no man's girl, even I know that ♪
♪ But she's devised some plan to stab him in the back ♪
♪ Knife in hand, ♪
♪ says their relationship's hangin' by a strand ♪
♪ So she's been on the web lately ♪
♪ Says maybe she'll be my Gwen Stacy, to spite her man ♪
♪ And I know she's using me to try to play him, I don't care ♪
♪ Hi Suzanne, but I shoulda said "Bye Suzanne" ♪
♪ After the first night, but tonight I am ♪
♪ I've been a liar, been a thief ♪
♪ Been a lover, been a cheat ♪
♪ All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me ♪
♪ Well, little one, I don't want to admit to something ♪
♪ If all it's gonna cause is pain ♪
♪ The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain ♪
♪ So let the river run ♪
- Hi.
Hey, hey.
- Oops, how you doing?
- I'm good.
I missed you.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- I got spotted on the way in.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- What are we doing?
- I'm videotaping.
- Why?
- Because why not?
You have to document our life, right?
- Marshall is
everything that my husband wasn't.
- [Interviewer] Tell us about your,
you know, most recent wife Sue.
- Oh man.
How much time we got?
You know?
- [Interviewer] You don't know Trevor.
- No, I don't know who Trevor is.
I'm telling you
you're beautiful.
♪ A one-night stand turned a two-night stand ♪
♪ It was "come sunlight, scram, " now we hug tight, and ♪
♪ He found out, now she feels deserted and used ♪
♪ 'Cause he left, so what? He did it first to her too ♪
♪ Now how am I supposed to tell this girl ♪
♪ that we're through? ♪
♪ It's hard to find the words, I'm aloof, nervous, and Sue ♪
♪ Don't want this to hurt, but what you deserve is the truth ♪
♪ Don't take it personal, ♪
♪ I just can't say this in person to you ♪
♪ So I revert to the studio, like hole-in-the-wall diners ♪
♪ Don't have to be reserved in a booth ♪
♪ I just feel like the person who I'm turning into's ♪
♪ Irreversible, I preyed on you like it's church at the pew ♪
♪ And now that I got you I don't want you ♪
♪ Took advantage in my thirst to pursue ♪
♪ Why do I do this dirt that I do? ♪
♪ Get on my soapbox and preach, my sermon and speech ♪
♪ Detergent and bleach is burnin' the wound ♪
♪ 'Cause now with her in the womb ♪
♪ We can't bring her in this world, shoulda knew ♪
♪ To use protection 'fore I bit into your forbidden fruit ♪
♪ Fuck! ♪
♪ I've been a liar, been a thief ♪
♪ Been a lover, been a cheat ♪
♪ All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me ♪
♪ Well, little one, I don't want to admit to something ♪
♪ If all it's gonna cause is pain ♪
♪ The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain ♪
♪ So let the river run ♪
♪ My name's, my name's ♪
♪ River, river run ♪
♪ Call me, call me ♪
♪ River, we'll let the river run ♪
- [Interviewer] How would you describe
your relationship with with Sue?
- I'm pregnant.
- Yo yo.
You dropped this.
- Hi.
- How you doing?
- I'm pregnant.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you sure this is right?
- I'm sure it's right.
- I can't have a kid.
I've already told, we've already talked about this.
- Maybe this was supposed to happen for us.
Maybe there's something more between us.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So, so listen, you're saying
you're saying us as in like we're together together.
Like I thought we were just hanging out.
- You're fucking kidding me.
You're involved in this too.
And you need to take responsibility
for your own fucking actions.
You are so selfish.
- I'm selfish?
- You're selfish.
- How the fuck am I selfish?
- Cause you're choosing you over another--
- No, you told me--
- Fucking life.
- You told me you couldn't get pregnant.
Do you remember that?
Do you remember us having this conversation??
- Okay, well anyone can get pregnant
when you put your dick in me.
Well make a damn decision.
- You wanna stand here and scream at me?
- I can scream at the top of my motherfucking lungs
if I want to.
You and me did it together.
That's it.
- We're not keeping this baby.
- One second, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
You brought me in here, right?
You want to talk.
She's pregnant?
- Honestly, that is something that I really
can't
probably shouldn't get into.
♪ Always the bridesmaid, never the bride ♪
♪ Hey, fuck can I say? ♪
♪ If life was a highway ♪
♪ And deceit was an enclave, I'd be swerving in five lanes ♪
♪ Speeds at a high rate, like I'm slidin' on ice, maybe ♪
♪ That's why I may have came at you sideways ♪
♪ I can't keep my lies straight ♪
♪ But I made you terminate my baby ♪
♪ This love triangle left us in a wreck, tangled ♪
♪ What else can I say? ♪
♪ It was fun for a while ♪
♪ Bet I really woulda loved your smile ♪
♪ Didn't really wanna abort, but fuck it ♪
♪ What's one more lie, to tell our unborn child? ♪
♪ I've been a liar, been a thief ♪
♪ Been a lover, been a cheat ♪
♪ All my sins need holy water, feel it washing over me ♪
♪ Well, little one ♪
♪ I'm sorry ♪
♪ I don't want to admit to something ♪
♪ I fucked up ♪
♪ If all it's gonna cause is pain ♪
♪ The truth and my lies now are falling like the rain ♪
♪ So let the river run ♪
- [Interviewer] Just explain to us a bit
about what the song means to you.
- What the song means to me is something that I felt
like I needed to get off my chest.