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(slow techno music)
♪ Every town in the USA is changing ♪
♪ Gas stations have TVs and Uber's killing the taxi ♪
♪ And everywhere you look there's an ATM ♪
♪ Yeah, a fancy fancy coffee shop ♪
♪ A California pizza kitchen right next to a Starbucks ♪
♪ They're practically connected ♪
♪ 'Cause everything's a plaza welcome to the plaza ♪
♪ Welcome to the plaza ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Welcome to the plaza, I said welcome to the plaza ♪
♪ Welcome to the plaza ♪
♪ Dairy Queen, Burger King ♪
♪ Used to be a daycare and before that it was a park ♪
♪ The Red Bull truck just pulled up ♪
♪ A buff guy in a tank top ♪
♪ Is handing out samples of Red Bull ♪
♪ Outside the vape shop ♪
♪ Which is right next to a GameStop ♪
♪ 'Cause they're practically connected ♪
♪ 'Cause everything's a plaza. ♪
♪ Welcome to the plaza ♪
♪ Yeah ah ah, welcome to the plaza ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Welcome to the plaza, I said welcome to the plaza ♪
♪ Welcome to the plaza, come on ♪
♪ That McDonald's was a Wendy's ♪
♪ And that Wendy's was your home ♪
♪ That Bank of America used to be a school ♪
♪ Where I learned how to read ♪
♪ That Subway was Guiseppe's and that Best Buy ♪
♪ Was Steve's hobby store Steve's hobby store ♪
♪ But Steve don't work there no more ♪
♪ He had to sell his hobby store ♪
♪ Steve just turned 44 ♪
♪ Steve works at a Chipotle, Steve works at a Chipotle ♪
♪ Steve works at a Chipotle ♪
♪ Which is right next to Sephora ♪
♪ Which is right next to Panera ♪
♪ They're practically connected ♪
♪ 'Cause everything's a plaza ♪
♪ Welcome to the plaza ♪
♪ Yeah gah gah gah gah gah Welcome to the plaza ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Welcome to the plaza ♪
♪ I said welcome to the plaza oooo ♪
♪ Welcome to the plaza ♪
(upbeat music)