>> James: WELCOME BACK.
AND A WELCOME BACK TO STEVE'S FACE.
LOOK AT THIS GUY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I MEAN STEVE, YOU LOOK
SENSATIONAL.
IT'S GORGEOUS TO SEE THAT WEAK CHIN OF YOURS AGAIN.
>> THANK YOU, YEAH, THAT WAS-- YEAH.
>> James: IT IS SO GREAT.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S' MOVE ON, LET'S.
>> JAMES.
>> James: YEAH.
>> YEAH, IT WAS A LITTLE-- BET WE HAD FOR THIS.
YOU SAID YOU WOULD PAY ME TEN GRAND IF I DIDN'T SHAVE FOR A
YEAR.
SO $10,000 PLEASE.
>> James: NOW, WELL, CUZ I-- .
>> AN AGREEMENT IS AN AGREEMENT.
>> James: OKAY, I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
>> GREAT, THANKS.
>> James: AT SOME POINT I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY ANY MORE MUSIC UNTIL WE GET THAT
CHECK.
YEAH,.
>> Reggie: I THINK IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, REG.
>> Reggie: I KIND OF AGREE.
YEAH, UNTIL WE SEE THE MONEY, WE CAN'T REALLY PLAY.
>> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: BUT I'M SAYING, I'M SAYING-- GUILLERMO.
I-- I WILL PAY-- I CAN'T DO IT NOW NOW, I HAVEN'T GOT IT NOW,
LOOK, I CAN'T DO IT NOW.
WE'RE ON TV.
>> NO MONEY, NO MUSIC.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, FINE, ALL RIGHT, WE WILL DO IT THIS WAY.
WE'LL DO IT THIS WAY.
>> OKAY, STAND DOWN.
>> James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT.
HE IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF LITTLE AMERICA, PLEASE WELCOME
THE INCREDIBLE KUMAIL NANJIANI.
(APPLAUSE) HE STARS IN SCHIT'S CREEK,
PLEASE WELCOME DAN LEVY.
(APPLAUSE) >> I WANT TO SAY, I'M NOT
ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS UNTIL THEY GET PAID.
US LITTLE PEOPLE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.
>> I'M ALSO NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS.
HOW LONG IS THIS SEGMENT SUPPOSED TO BE, UNTIL THE
COMMERCIAL BREAK?
HOW MUCH TIME.
>> FIVE TO SEVEN MINUTES.
>> SEVEN MINUTES OF SILENCE?
>> James: ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING TO SEE IF YOU ARE GOING TO
ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS AND WE'LL JUST FIND OUT.
>> OH, WE'RE ALL TBING TO SEE.
>> James: WE'RE ALL GOING TO FINE OUT.
OKAY, LET'S FIND, A A SHAME WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT
SCHIT'S CREEK.
BECAUSE ALSO STT FINAL SEASON.
>> WELL, CAN I TALK ABOUT-- (APPLAUSE)
>> IT'S SUCH A GREAT SHOW.
IT HAS BEEN LIKE, IT IS REALLY FUNNY, AND IT IS REALLY
EMOTIONAL, REALLY MOVING.
HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE-- .
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, FINE, WAIT, WAIT, HANG ON, ALL RIGHT,
FINE, THERE IS THE QUESTIONS, OKAY.
I AM GOING TO GO AND GET THE MONEY.
YOU CARRY ON.
(APPLAUSE) >> OKAY COULD I ACTUALLY READ
WHAT IS ON HERE.
>> WHY NOT?
>> ALL RIGHT.
BETWEEN YOU TWO YOU HAVE FOUR OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE EYEBROWS ON
THE PLANET.
>> WOW.
>> STARTING THE SHOW OFF STRONG.
>> YEAH.
>> CAN WE DO AN EYEBROWOFF TO SEE WHOSE EYEBROWS ARE THE BEST.
>> WELL, YOURS ARE CLEARLY THE BEST.
>> NO, YOURS ARE GREAT.
>> STOP IT.
>> YOU HAVE LIKE.
>> YOU DO YOU HAVE MAINTAIN YOURS.
>> YEAH, IT'S ONE THING, DUDE.
I DON'T MUCH ELSE, I JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW IT'S
TWO.
THAT SAUL I DID, IS A DIFFER RENT YAITION, OTHER THAN IT IS
STRIRKLY ONE LINE ACROSS THE FRONT.
>> YEAH.
>> IF I GROW A MUS TACH I LOOK LIKE AN EQUAL SIGN.
(APPLAUSE) >> CAN YOU WORK YOURS.
>> OH.
>> CAN YOU DO TRICKS, PARTY TRICKS.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
>> ALL RIGHT, I GO FIRST.
>> YEAH, YOU GO FIRST, YOU ARE THE MODEL MOVIE, ARE YOU LEADING
THIS.
>> I CAN DO LIKE THE STANDARD ONE.
YEAH.
CAN I DO BOTH.
WE CAN DO THAT, CAN I DO ONE TOO.
I'M JUST SHOCKED HOW EASILY IMPRESSED THESE PEOPLE ARE.
SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE IN A CONTROL ROOM IS LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON!
>> THIS IS UNUSABLE.
>> HIGH QUALITY CONTENT.
>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE
IS TALKING ABOUT, I'M GOING TO THROW UP A PICTURE.
THIS IS THE OLD KUMAIL.
>> BY THE WAY, DO THIS.
OKAY.
CAMERA THREE.
>> OKAY, I'M GOING TO GRAB THIS.
THIS IS THE NEW (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> OKAY!
YES.
>> OH, WOW, HERE YOU GO.
RIGHT.
>> PAY TO THE ORDER OF.
>> YEAH, TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.
>> OKAY.
>> UH-HUH.
>> ZERO CENTS.
>> OKAY.
THIS IS-- USEFUL PROTEST.
>> IT WORKS.
>> DON'T PUT THAT DOWN YET.
>> James: DONE, THERE WE GO.
SEE?
(APPLAUSE) >> CHEERSZ
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> JAMES-- .
>> James: ALL RIGHT WOW.
I FEEL GREAT.
>> James: I JUST RAN BACK BECAUSE I WAS LIKE I AM NOT
MISSING TALKING ABOUT THIS.
THE BOD ON EVERY BODY'S LIST.
>> I HAVE I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
>> WHAT ARE THEY STH.
>> AM MY MIND PART OF THE MARVEL FITNESS PLAN AND THERE IS JUST
IN MY MIND, YOU WAKE UP, WHAT TIME, 4 A.M.
ARE YOU MASSAGED AWAKE BY MARVEL PEOPLE WHO THEN SPOON FEED YOU
LIKE SOFT FOOD AND THEN SLOWLY GUIDE YOU INTO THE GYM?
HOW DOES IT WORK.
>> James: HOW DOES IT WORK.
>> IT IS ACTUALLY NOT SO DISSIMILAR TO THAT.
YOU DID GET UP VERY EARLY.
>> James: WHAT TIME.
>> GENERALLY AROUND 4:30, 5, YOU GET UP.
>> I'M OUT.
>> James: SOUP AT 4:PO, TO DO WHAT?
>> WELL, YOU ARE ARE GO LIFT, AND THEN YOU SHOOT, LIKE RICHARD
MADDEN WHO IS IN THE MOVIE AND HE LUKES AMAZING, HE WAS ALWAYS
THE FIRST AT THE GYM.
SO HE WITH GET UP-- .
>> James: IS DL A MARVEL GYM IN LONDON WHERE ALL THE HEROES
ARE AND LIKE CHRIS HEMSWORTH S LIKE HEY, MAN, IS THAT WHAT ST
LIKE.
>> YEAH, WHEN HE SHOWS UP IT IS SOMETIME TO LEAVE.
HE IS LIKE LIFTING MORE WEIGHTS THAN EVERYBODY.
>> IT IS ASTONISHING.
>> I AM GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW AND I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF
PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW BODY, I REALLY LOVED THE OLD
BODY.
>> OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> I REALLY DID.
AND I KNOW THAT NOW DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT UP?
>> YEAH, IF I LOSE IT, I'M NEVER GETTING THAT BACK.
BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT TOOK TO GET THERE.
IF I HAD KNOWN WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO GET TO LOOK LIKE THAT, I
WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT.
AND NOW I KNOW SO IF I LOSE T I'M GOING BACK TO THAT GUY WHO'S
LIKE HEY, THIS IS ME.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT YOU LOOK INKRIDDABLE.
THIS IS SOMETHING SO FAR.
>> I HAVE TWO PAIRS OF SPANX ON BECAUSE I WAS SITTING BESIDE
KUMAIL.
>> GOOD FOR YOU.
>> I CAN'T PULL OFF A TURTLE NECK LIKE THIS, ARE YOU CRAZY?