Finally,
I can be an actual YouTuber.
Uh,
for my first video,
I'm gonna do-
uh,
let's put the game in there, and add some jokes.
I'm gonna catch you, monkey!
I'm a Dunkey, Monkey!
Wow,
they actually like my video.
Except for Wilson.
He says, "If this person is a Youtuber, I'm Batman!
Awful editing."
Well, Wilson-
OH SHIT
it's my mom! Oh no!
I'll have to perform better at school to make Momma happy.
Pffft, haha, just kidding guys. Let's play Gorilla Soccer 2. That sounds like a fun one-
Ooh, League of Giants, here, I'll make a video for that!
To become a famous YouTuber, I have to make a breakthrough video to get the people's attention on me.
So I'll make a guide to find girls on League of Giants.
It's genius-
Ooh! ah! oh!
*chicken clucking*
Oh my god. They lo- it's amazing!
I'm a millionaire! I'm a fuckin' millionaire once again, baby! Hahahaha! I'm a f-
I made two dollars and five cents off of that. I'm a millionaire.
I gotta follow this up, I gotta make one called, "Funny Fezz", heheheh, cuz ya-
I'm Funny Fezz! Not even close, baby!
*assorted money sounds*
I'm Funny Teemo, now. Not even close, Teemo.
*even more assorted money sounds*
Oooh, I'm gonna switch it up on 'em.
Castle Of Chess In The Hood.
Or, as it's known overseas, simply as Chess 2.
Oooh, I'm a rook, I'm going' in for the checkmate-
Oooh. Not even close, checkers.
*crickets* Aw, no.
Uh,
It's looking like my fans only really wanna see me play League of Giants.
Uh, they're not very happy with this chess video.
Ah, but I'm done with League of Giants.
Y'know, I've- I've... I've told 'em that.
I've got a new game, though.
Counter Streak.
I think It's about time I pull out the all new musical intro.
*ba da tss*
Videogame, Videogame...
*funky bass*
Dunkey!
Videogame, Videogame...
*just a touch of funky bass*
Deep Sultry Voice: Ooo, yeah.
*Ba da da da!*
Videogame, Videogame...
*a hint of funky bass*
*hot sax*
BANG!
Oooh, that's a big headshot!
Aaaaand it's another
*chicken clucking* masterpiece for the books!
I knew that video was gonna be a classic!
I'm a millionaire once again!
Excuse me, excuse me, millionaire coming through.
Yes, I am videogamedunkey, the all time-
Okay, that's enough posing, you can come out, nobody knows you.
Nobody knows me, huh?
Videogamedunkey?
With this new game,
I'm gonna make history.
Jewish Worm.
This is gonna be my best video.
First, I start with the intro.
Then,
I hit you with the philosophical comment.
Okay?
Then,
I segway that,
into a nyan cat.
Ladies and gentlemen,
a masterpiece, is made.
*RARE style intro*
A black worm? A Jewish worm? What's the difference,
In outer space?
*nyan cat interlude*
OOOH MY GAHD!
*chicken clucking* It's the biggest masterpiece in the world!
I'm a fucking millionare!
I'm a millionai-
Welcome, everybody to my New York City penthouse.
where I, videogamedunkey,
make my famous YouTube videos.
Are you fucking kidding me?
All I make is 13 hundred a month?
Let me crunch the numbers on this...
Uh,
...a year lease...
Uhhhh- okay...fuck
Oh, thank Christ. Nicrosoft wants to do an advertising deal.
Well, I got it. I need the money-
OH- They didn't pay me.
Uh, this is- Turns out this is very realistic game.
Uh, it's hitting pretty close to home.
And a copyright claim.
Okay...So, uh.
*payment sound* Oh? It's already resolved?
Okay, this game is completely fake.
"Dunkey, I will give you 30$ for one of your Brofist T-shirts from your closet."
Listen, fucker. I may be 60 thouthand dollars in debt.
But if you think I'm gonna give my Brofist T-shirt, you piece of shit -
You'd better think again.
I'm gonna climb out of this debt.
I'm gonna do it the hard way - by making masterpieces.
Let see, y'all: Fuckeroni's Palace!
YES! Yes, a masterpiece!
Shit Boys 3D.
Uh-oh! Another masterpiece!
Gay furby wrestles Hulk Hogan.
*clap* OH MY GAWD! Oh my- When did I come up with this shit?
Finally, the time has come for me to choose a network.
Only then will I be to consolidate this debt.
*inhales* I think I'm gonna go...with the Maximima-
*click*
*violent explosion*
*more explosions*