- (dude) If there's air conditioning, is there such thing as air shampooing?
- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
- ♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪
♪ Whatchu gonna do? ♪
♪ Whatchu gonna do when they come for you? ♪
♪ (mumbling lyrics) ♪
♪ (singing gibberish) ♪
- Hey, do you mind if I turn the climate control down a little bit?
- Why?
- It's gotten a lot warmer in the car, hasn't it?
- I haven't really noticed much.
- You don't feel like it's slowly gotten A LOT warmer?
- No.
- You're clearly sweating.
- I always sweat.
You know, driving's a very stressful situation.
It's not the temperature.
It's the strain of driving.
- What are these guys doing?
- (sighs) Just honk at them.
- (sighs) I'll give them three seconds and then I'll honk.
(beeping horn) Uhp! Hey!
That was one second!
- I was counting in Chinese seconds.
- That's not a real thing.
- Pfffth.
(indignantly) White people.
- I'm just gonna turn the temperature down.
- What, no!
That's not gonna do anything.
It's just gonna blow the same air out harder.
We can't change nature, okay?
- Oh, I get it.
You're a climate control denier. - What?!
- Yeah, look.
As you can see from this graph
that I've conveniently prepared prior to this discussion,
the temperature in the car
has gradually gone up overall.
- Yeah, I don't agree.
- What do you mean you don't agree?!
You can't just choose not to accept the facts!
Hey!
I can choose to believe whatever I want,
and then spew my opinion backed up
by only anecdotal evidence if I choose to!
It's called the First Amendment!
You ever heard of it?!
It's been in America for thousands of years!
(groans angrily)
Why are people so dumb?!
- Keep honking.
Honk the sh*t
out of these pig f*ckers!
- I don't wanna be rude!
Okay, so I saw this video on Facebook.
This lady was yelling at a guy
because he wouldn't move his car.
Turns out, the guy was on his phone
and had just found out his dog died.
[Inaudible].
Now, I always think twice.
When I-- (beeping horn violently)
(prolonged beeps) (grumbles angrily)
- Okay.
Just because somebody made one documentary
saying you could change the climate control in your car
doesn't mean it's true.
- You just don't know how it works.
- Yeah, nobody knows how things in their car works.
It's just light up buttons and flashy thingies
put in by the car companies to make us think
that we're paying for something cool and new.
- No, no, not really.
- Oh, okay, uh...
Do you know how cruise control works?
(beeping in background)
- No, but it's-- - HAH!
Corporate greed strikes again.
(prolonged car beeps)
- Stop!
(sighs)
Fine! I'll ask him to move.
- What the f*ck?! Are you burning a log in here?
- Yeah. So what?
- Put it out!
It's making it way hotter in here.
(rapping on window) - Dude, I've always done that.
You just expect me to change my habits?
- Why would you even need that in here?
- Okay, look. (tapping window)
Let's say I'm going down the road and I wanna cook some bacon
over the open flames, you know,
giving it that nice smoked flavor.
You ever thought of that?
Okay. Let me just put this into words that you might understand.
Okay.
It's convenient. Okay?
And if you don't like convenience at the expense of
other people's suffering, then YOU are not a real American!
WHAT?!?!?!
- What the f*ck are you guys doing in here?!
- We're trying to solve this climate control issue.
It's getting way too hot in here,
and if we don't figure it out soon,
there's gonna be disastrous results!
- YEAH!
- You guys have dual zone climate control!
You know you each can choose your own temperature
on your own side, right?
And the seat heaters are on full blast!
- (meekly) Oh.
- Get real!
- (snickering) Oh my god!
- Dude, she was cranky.
- Dude, that girl-- woo! Anger issues, right?
- Cranky panky! - (deep breath) Let's get outta here, man.
♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪
♪ Whatchu gonna do? ♪
♪ Whatchu gonna do when they come for youuuu? ♪
(police siren wails)
- Are you f*cking serious right now?!
- You're illegally parked in a five minute zone.
- I've been here for, like, three!
- Well, technically, it's been nine Chinese minutes.
(speaking Chinese)
- Yup.
(speaking Chinese)
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