FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING ACTRESS
AND STAR OF THE AFFAIR ON SHOWTIME.
PLEASE WELCOME RUTH WILSON!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
THIS IS THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> I REALIZE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS AND I
BROUGHT THIS FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: AWFUL NICE.
IT EVEN HAS TRUMP'S TINY MOUTH AND I'M SURPRISED HOW BIG HIS
STEM IS BASED ON THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH!
>> Stephen: LET'S PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
>> I REALIZE PUMPKINS, LIKE HUMANS, HAVE ON THEIR BOTTOM A
HOLE.
>> Stephen: THEY DO HAVE A HOLE.
CBS IS GOING TO BLUR THAT, YOU REALIZE.
>> SUDDENLY, THIS SUITED THE HOLE VERY WELL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHERE ALL HIS IDEAS COME OUT OF.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: AND YOU KNOW, FOR THOSE OUT THERE WHO DON'T HAVE
THE KEEN EAR THAT I DO -- YOU'RE ENGLISH.
>> VERY ENGLISH.
>> Stephen: DO THEY DO HALLOWEEN IN ENGLAND?
>> WE DO.
IT'S A LITTLE MORE CYNICAL THAN HERE.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WE DON'T REALLY GET DRESSED UP.
IF WE DO, IT'S GHOSTS, SHEETS.
IT'S 20 YEARS AGO HALLOWEEN.
>> Stephen: CUT THE EYE HOLES OUT, SHEETS?
>> WE DO A VERY LOW-KEY VERSION OF IT.
MY FAMILY AND I WERE VERY CYNICAL AND USED TO PLAY TRICKS
ON THE TRICK OR TREATERS.
>> Stephen: IN AMERICA, THE KIDS SAY TRICK OR TREAT.
>> NO, WE GOT TO THEM FIRST.
>> Stephen: PREEMPTIVE STRIKE.
O ME AND MY THREE BROTHERS, ONCE WE PULLED A HOSE OUT THE
TOP WINDOW OF OUR HOUSE, TURNED ON THE GARDEN HOSE AND, EVERY
TIME THEY CAME WE WOULD SPRAY THEM WITH FREEZING COLD WATER.
IT'S MEAN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE
PERSON.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOUR KIDS GO OUT WITH YOUR SACKS AND COSTUMES
AND GO AROUND AND GET CANDY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHA WHAT KIND OF CAN DO YOU GET OVER THERE?
>> HARROW BOW.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?
LIKE TURKISH DELIGHT?
>> IT'S NUGGET.
>> Stephen: EVERYTHING SOUNDS FANCIER.
>> WE WANT TO BE FRENCH.
>> Stephen: YOU HATE THE FRENCH.
>> NOOGET.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> Stephen: NUGGET.
THE PART NO ONE WANTS.
>> I'LL TAKE IT BACK WITH ME.
>> Stephen: TO ENGLAND?
YES.
>> Stephen: SO YOU WOULD SPRAY THE CHILDREN WITH WATER.
>> YES.
IT'S NOT A DUMB THING, IT'S JUST OUR FAMILY.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE PARTICULARLY TERRIBLE.
>> YES.
MEAN.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT A NEW MOVIE COMING UP CALLED "I AM THE
PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE."
>> A LONG TITLE.
>> Stephen: IT IS A LONG TITLE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IT'S A SPOOKY MOVIE.
>> YEAH, IT'S A SPOOKY MOVIE.
>> Stephen: IS IT HORRIFYING?
IT'S FUN.
IT'S UNUSUAL.
IT'S MORE LIKE A POEM.
IT'S VERY STILL.
IT'S LIKE ONE CHORD BEING PLAYED.
>> Stephen: LIKE THE RAVEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> YEAH, AN EDGAR ALLAN POE MOVIE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU SCARE EASY?
OMETIMES THE DARK SCARES ME, CREEKY SOUNDS.
SHARKS.
>> Stephen: THERE IS A REASON TO BE SCARED OF SHARKS.
NO ONE HAS TO SAY, LIKE, DO YOU BELIEVE IN SHARKS?
( LAUGHTER ) >> TRUE.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT NO PROOF SHARKS EXIST.
>> REAL THINGS SCARE ME.
>> Stephen: WHY SHARKS COMING TO SNIEND.
>> I THINK STEPHEN SPEILBERG DID A SERVICE TO ME AS A CHILD.
>> Stephen: DID YOU SEE JAWS IN A THEATER?
>> I WATCHED IT AT HOME AND BEHIND THE COUCH.
>> Stephen: I WATCHED IT FROM OUTSIDE THE THEATER.
>> AWAY FROM THE SCREEN.
>> Stephen: JUST TELL ME HOW IT HAPPENS.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: PEOPLE DO CRAZY THINGS AND DO SHARK DIVING AND
THINGS LIKE THAT.
>> I HAVE BEEN SHARK DIVING.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
I TRY TO FACE MY FEAR.
IT DIDN'T WORK.
I ALWAYS THINK THE SHARK MIGHT ENTER ONE OF THOSE FLAPS.
>> Stephen: THE GREAT WHITES?
YES, IN SOUTH AFRICA.
>> Stephen: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
>> IT WAS EXHILARATING.
I DO LIKE BEING SCARED.
I WAS IN THAT CAGE AND IT WAS GNAWING ON THE SIDE OF THE CAGE
AND, YEAH, IT WAS VERY SCARY.
>> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE THOUGHT YOU WERE?
NOO-GOT!
THIS CAGE IS FULL OF DELICIOUS NOOGOT!
( LAUGHTER ) THERE IS A SPOOKY MOVIE HERE.
JIM, LET'S SHOW THE SPOOKINESS.
>> WELL, NO NEED TO BE RUDE.
(GASPS) OH...
YOU SCARED ME.
( APPLAUSE ) SEEMS LIKE A VERY HAPPY HOUSE
YOU'RE LIVING IN THERE.
>> IT'S VERY HAPPY.
IT'S SORT OF DEATH.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT KIND OF AN ODD AFFECTED VOICE IN THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
IS THAT YOUR SPOOKY VOICE?
>> IT DOES SOUND SPOOKY.
BASED ON CINDERELLA, ACTUALLY.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK OF CINDERELLA AS A HORROR STORY?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: HOW SO?
HE WAS TRAPPED IN A HOUSE.
SHE HAS TO CLEAN.
THAT FOR ME IS VERY SCARY.
SHE'S GOT A HORRIBLE, SCARY STEP-MOTHER.
>> Stephen: YES.
I MEAN, AND SHE'S GOT A WEIRD VOICE AND SHE TALKS TO MIKE.
SHE'S WEIRD.
AND SHE SINGS.
SHE HAS A VERY HIGH VOICE.
I THOUGHT, THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO BASE THIS CHARACTER ON.
>> Stephen: CINDERELLA?
YES, SO I BASED THE VOICE ON CINDERELLA.
>> Stephen: SHE SOUNDS SO INNOCENT.
>> EXACTLY, SOUNDS SO INNOCENT, VIRG NAIL, BUT UNDERNEATH,
SOMETHING IS WRONG.
>> Stephen: THE PRINCE IS IN FOR A HORRIBLE SURPRISE.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: OFF MOVIE CALLED "DARK RIVER" COMING UP.
>> NEXT YEAR.
>> Stephen: YOU DESCRIBED IT AS THE ENGLISH VERSION OF THE
REVENENT.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: DO YOU FIGHT A BEAR?
>> NO BEARS BUT I FIGHT SHEEP.
>> Stephen: THAT IS THE ENGLISH VERSION OF "THE
REVENANT"!
COME AT ME!
( LAUGHTER ) >> THEY'RE EVIL.
THEY HAVE HORNS, COME AT YOU, THEY DON'T CARE AND THEY'RE A
BIT STUPID.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THEY'RE
HERBIVORES, THOUGH.
SHEER HIM, MAKE A NICE SWEATER.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: "I AM THE PRETTY
THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE" IS ON NETFLIX.
RUTH WILSON, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH J.B.