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They lost a whole motherf*ckin plane.
Take a look.
Well the search is continuing this morning for the Malaysian Airlines plane that vanished
on a flight from Guala Lumpor to Bejing.
As counter terrorism agencies from around the world join the investigation INTERPOL
has revealed that no checks were made in its database regarding stolen passports used by
two passengers to board the Boeing 777.
Contact was lost with the aircraft on saturday.
Australia has now joined the search as Vietnamese teams spotted possible debris.
How the f*ck you lose a plane?
Aight?
I can understand losing a motherf*ckin Hotwheels or, you know, losing some coins out of your
pocket.
But a plane?
Aight, look, every motherf*ckin phone is a tracking device.
GPS.
They know where the f*ck I'm at right now.
You got one in your purse.
They know where the f*ck you at.
Now a plane has a black box in the motherf*cker and it gives off a bweep bweep bweep.
Don't nobody know where the bweep bweep come from?
Ya understand me?
Now you're tellin me if it crashed in the ocean, they tell you on the plane when the
stewardess comes on the speaker: "If the plane crashes in the water, your seat could possibly
float."
You know i don't know how I can believe the seat is gonna float if the plane can't motherf*ckin
fly.
You're tellin me nobody took the handle on the door when they tell you "can anybody handle
opening the emergency door, otherwise we're going to have to move you."
when they hit the water, nobody took the motherf*ckin door off and got the f*ck out?
Ain't nobody floating around out there sayin "Hey motherf*cker over here?"
Now the pilot knew it was going to crash before anybody else!
And you know they got parachutes, so how come none of the motherf*ckers jumped out?
Now why are they goin over to the pilot's house and lookin at they computer flight simulator,
like they gonna find somethin on the flight simulator like, I'm just gonna practice crashin
into the ocean.
The f*ck is really goin on?
Somebody on that plane knew how to fly.
Somebody hijacked that motherf*cker that was on the plane.
They landed somewhere.
I think they did it because the President of IBM was on that flight.
And he knows something that's goin on with the world governments like those Wikileaks
motherf*ckers.
And they got him!
They're probably torturing his ass right now, to find out what the f*ck he knows or didn't
know.
And the rest of those bastards, well, they have to practice those biological experiments
on somebody.
Prayers are goin out to the family members who had family on those flights.
But there's some bullsh*t goin on.
This is EGN news.
Watch who is sitting next to you on the plane.-theme music-