Imagine waking up one morning, looking in the mirror, and discovering that something
alien has taken over your body.
You wanna smash something, rape someone.
This is not you.
You’ve turned into a monster!
What is this alien thing you ask?
Well, maybe you’re unaware, but deep down you have a stealthy ninja that’s making
you a bad, naughty person.
And I’m gonna prove this to you right now.
Meet Roy; he's a nice guy, so let's do a fun little experiment on him.
Okay, Roy, imagine being super horny and answer these questions, you gotta predict how you
would behave AS IF you were aroused.
Go.
Fantastic, now this time, go to your house, lock your room and jerk off to some hot babes
while answering the same questions.
We’re having a great time here.
So make sure to arouse yourself to a high level, but not to the point of ejaculation.
Guys, every video I promise myself that I’m not doing a masturbation scene again.
But science man, what can you do?
Anyway, The result showed that when Roy was in a cold, rational state, he respected wahmen;
he wasn’t attracted to the odd sexual activities he was asked about; but as it turns out when
you’re horny, and the ninja has woken up and took over the driving wheel.
You become a raging monster.
The ninja has one mission and one mission only; to spread those genes, no matter what.
If you think about it, this makes total sense from an evolutionary perspective.
To survive, you have to wake up your stealthy ninja.
His job is to make you ignore the fact that we are disgusting animals: saliva, sweat,
snot, farts, burps, we’re disgusting, but the ninja has a pretty simple solution: he
would lower the level of disgust whenever humans are horny.
This will trick them into thinking that hey: sex is a pleasant experience.
But in reality, it’s just that sneaky thing manipulating your hormones and forcing you
to believe this propaganda!
That was a real experiment that happened to many participants.
When the study was completed, the conclusions were consistent and clear.
No matter how brilliant and rational you are, in the heat of passion, you’ll be completely
divorced from the person you thought you were.
You feel it, man!
The next time you’re horny, just stop for a second and notice this uncontrollable energy
inside of you.
So what did we learn here?
Even after knowing those things you still have to deal with that ninja.
He may manipulate your feelings and make you risk STDs and unwanted pregnancies just to satisfy
his needs.
So be careful, it’s easier for you to fight him before he wakes up and before the temptation
has already begun.
Similarly, this ninja also wakes up whenever you’re angry, hungry, sad, or frightened.
So here are two essential tips to win over him:
Condoms, you should always have them nearby, you never know what could happen.
Now as a lonely person, the sad reality is that girls won’t even look at me, so if
you also happen to be in the eternal friend zone, you’ll never need this tip so skip
it and move on to the next one.
You need to drive carefully whenever your emotions are boiling; you’re not in control
of yourself, not only that, when the car becomes full of laughing friends and the music is
on an Adrenaline-pumping decibel level.
Who’s thinking about risk in that situation?
Again, I have zero friends, so I think I’m in a safe spot also.
But Isn’t it strange that we invest so little in learning about these topics, knowing that
they do fatal damage to us?
So the one thing that I wanna leave you with is to be aware that you have a darker side.
Even awareness helps.
So when that thing respawns again, you should be prepared.
Finally guys!!
After all these videos, after all these comments telling me that this style is a Kurzgesagt
rip-off.
I came up with a new style.
I think it looks pretty neat, don’t you think?
This is a relatively small channel, so I’m still experimenting with the content and with
the animation style, and I think this one is unique, did it tickle your balls?
Let me know what do you think.
Because the only thing that keeps me improving is your feedback so thank you.