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why can't we go see the firework show
you sell them last year honey mom you
can watch them on TV with Jude ow stop
you're hurting me I'm not hurting you
yes you are a lot easier than you're
making it I look dumb you look darling
try not to mess it up before I get back
so you can impress that prick Jerry
they're coming for you Barbra stop it
you're acting like a child what quit
taking my clothes what you watching
mom said we can order pizza I know and
the fireworks will be on at all
is that my Barbie back home
happy 4th of July what's up kid
hey doing hey you like that yeah you
like Maui this tonight I'm stuck
babysitting come on dude Ryan how much
fun are we gonna have to know a ton I
can't leave for a while he's not gonna
tell on you
right
you really wanted you to come tonight
we've been fun I guess not
it's okay oh I'll come
excuse me
alright hi can I please get some condoms
excuse me
condoms what do you have to be 18 or
something no um what do you need isn't
for I hardly think my purchases are any
of your business okay um what kind you
want
what kinds do you have well we have
classic um ribbed ultra lube Magnum grip
yeah it's there they've ridges so oh
when you much Magnum those are extra
large I'll take a box of Magnum please
oh and you have any bomb pops
what's the difference between a whale
and a dyke about 10 pounds in a plaid
shirt
what's a dyke thick a tampon string is
used for what for flossing after eating
gross how many dykes does it take this
here in a light bulb
how many for one to skirt and two to
organize the potluck and one to write a
song about the entire experience that's
good why do sharks only swim in salt
water because pepper water makes them
sneeze I'm good one a daisy can we go
see the firework show you'll see a show
she
what's up tank
you're up we both did it yeah
what
max watch TV you said it would be funny
get up
come on get up
get up
go
the door won't lock mom took the lock
off deal with it
what are you guys doing in the bathroom
boy stuff no one ever tells me anything
you really wanna know
who asked you
come on go ask him
Daisy
you okay
look
I'm sorry
I tried to stop her
what
Jude
Jew
I'm sorry
shouldn't be here
what I said you shouldn't be here
you're not a boy so quit acting like one
you
is he coming here I can't do it are you
talking about you do it I can't do it
why not was your idea yeah exactly
that's why I don't have to do that
doesn't make any sense do it
what do I do
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Hey
hi Sat the food No
are you okay
Daisy did you do it
what'd she say Daisy did you do it
you
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