EQUITY GROUP BACK IN THE DAY?
MUCH.
SUSAN LI.
YOU PROBABLY KNOW BY NOW IF YOU
WATCH TV OR FOLLOW THE
PRESIDENT'S TWEETS HE IS NOT A
FAN OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
SINCE HE LEFT AND SAYING
ANYTHING ABOUT THE GENIUSES
THAT CAME AFTER HIM.
LIKE THIS NEXT FELLOW, FORMER
"SNL" CAST MATE, JOE PISCOPO.
JOE!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
BUDDY.
NEIL: I WAS GOING TO ASK BUT
THE JUDGE THING NOW.
ON THIS, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THAT?
HE'S SAYING IT'S ALL A
DISASTER.
>> YOU DIDN'T GET MY
DISTRACTION, CAN WE TALK ABOUT
THE JUDGE?
WHAT IS THE SOURCE?
WHERE THE SOURCE IS COMING FROM
AND IS IT FAKE NEWS OR NOT.
NEIL: CHEVY CHASE TALKING TO
THE "WASHINGTON POST."
CHEVY HAS TO SAY AFTER THE
FACT.
>> I TOLD WHAT YOU HE SAID.
>> THE POST SAID THAT.
DID HE COME OUT AND FOLLOW UP
ON IT.
NEIL: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT?
THE ORIGINAL "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE" WITH BILLY MURRAY AND
CHEVY, BELUSHI AND AYKROYD.
GREAT.
HONESTLY.
NEIL: THAT WAS NEVER THE CASE.
>> WHEN WE REPLACED THE
ORIGINAL, IT WAS TOUGH GOING
AND GOT ON OUR FEET, AND HIRED
EDDIE MURPHY AND DICK EBERSOL,
WE WERE OKAY, AND CHEVY HOSTED
THE SHOW, AND COULDN'T HAVE
NEIL: YOU HAVE A TOUGH TIME
BELIEVING THIS.
YOU'RE DODGING THIS SO BADLY.
>> I AM.
NEIL: YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY
GRACIOUS.
STUFF, DO YOU ARGUE THAT IT
DOES?
>> I SAID MYSELF, I SAID STORMY
DANIELS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ON
THE SHOW, EVERYBODY SAID JOE IS
BLASTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
SOMEONE SHOULD PLAY STORMY
DANIELS, THEY DON'T LAMPOON THE
LEFT, MAXINE WATERS, THE
ANGRIEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET.
I'M SO ANGRY.
LESLIE JONES HAS GOT TO DO
MAXINE WATERS!
NEIL: YOU ARE THE ONLY
CELEBRITY OF NOTE THEY KNOW
THAT SAYS SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT
THE PRESIDENT.
THAT MIGHT BE GOOD OR BAD, I
DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW ALL OF
YOUR "SNL" BRETHREN, PAST AND
PRESENT, THEY DON'T LIKE THE
GUY, AND FREE NOT TO LIKE THE
SHOWS, PERVASIVE, IS THAT
RIGHT?
I ALWAYS TELL EVERYBODY BECAUSE
THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE, YOU LIKE
DONALD TRUMP?
I TOLD YOU WHEN THEY ASK FOR AN
AUTOGRAPH, HEY, HEY, I LIKE
YOUR POLITICS.
WE HAVE TO HAVE A SECRET
HANDSHAKE THAT WE SUPPORT THE
PRESIDENT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW?
AND THEY APPRECIATE MY
AMERICA FIRST AND WE LIKE THAT
THE PRESIDENT STICKS UP FOR THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
NEIL: DO YOU THINK HE IS A
LITTLE THIN SKINNED AND THAT
FEEDS THE "SNL" BEAST?
>> YES, THAT'S A GOOD CRITICISM
I GUESS.
I DON'T KNOW.
SWITZERLAND.
WHAT IS IT?
>> BECAUSE IT'S CLOSE TO ITALY.
YOU KNOW?
[LAUGHTER]
>> HUGGED ME AS THE PRESIDENT
AND GETS NO CREDIT.
BLIP IN THE NEWS, I THINK IT'S
A GREAT INSPIRATIONAL STORY WE
CHASE IS SEEING, A LITTLE TOO
MUCH OF THAT.
>> AND I'M GIVING "SNL"
HOPEFULLY -- NOT THAT THEY CARE
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED.
LASERS OUT OF ADAM SCHIFF'S
EYES.
YOU ARGUE --
>> WAIT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
THE LEFT IS SO MUCH MORE BIASED
THAN THE RIGHT.
NEIL: MAYBE CHEVY CHASE IS JUST
BITTER, HIS CAREER SPUTTERRED,
THAT COULD HAPPEN TOO, AND
MAYBE ANGRY --
>> YOU ARE NOT LETTING UP ON
THIS.
NEIL: YOU WERE THE NEXT WAVE.
YOU WERE LIKE REMEMBER THE
MERCURY 7, YOU WERE THE GEMINI
7.
BE LIKE THE MERCURY 7.
>> INSTEAD OF A CREW CUT.
WAS OFF THE RECORD.
>> YOU ARE INCOREIGIBLE.
>> I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT IS,
BEFORE WE THROW CHEVY UNDER THE
BUS.
WE'RE ALL FAMILY.
WHEN I LEAVE AND THEY SAY
WHAT'S NEIL CAVUTO LIKE?
HE'S THE GREATEST HUMAN ON THE
PLANET.
NEIL: DO YOU NOT.
>> I DO.
YOU GOT TO PROTECT YOUR
FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW?
DID YOU SEE THE PICTURE OF --
NEIL: YOU ARE BUSY PROTECTING
ME AND EVERYONE ELSE.
>> YOU ARE NOT LETTING ME OFF
THE HOOK.
NEIL: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO --
>> NOT LAST WEEK.
>> IT'S MY HOME, I WILL STICK
UP FOR IT, IF SOMETHING IS OUT
OF SORTS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO CHEVY AND
LOREN MICHAELS.
>> WHAT IS THIS "TMZ"?
HARVEY?
HARVEY LEVIN?
I CAN TALK ABOUT THE PICTURE?
NEIL: HE'S MORE OR LESS SAYING
IT'S ALL GONE TO POT.
>> CAN I TALK ABOUT THE PICTURE
IN MY MOM'S ROOM.
NEIL: BEAUTIFUL.
>> I WENT TO MY MOM'S, THERE'S
A DRESSER, I SEE ON THE
DRESSER, BIG HUGE, ANCIENT
CROSS OF JESUS.
I SEE MARY, AND I SEE FAMILY
PICTURES AND THEN A PERSONALLY
SIGNED AUTOGRAPH OF NEIL
CAVUTO.
NEIL: THAT'S RIGHT.
I WAS NEXT TO JESUS.
DO WE HAVE THE PICTURE?
MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT TO PUT IT
UP.
LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> IT WAS WELL.
NEIL: JOE IS DOING WELL.
GORDON CHANG, HE CAME ON THE
SHOW TO TALK ABOUT NORTH KOREA.