[laughing]
[sniffing]
Hey, this looks pretty good.
Huh?
Oh! Ah! Oh!
Ah.
[choking]
Are you gonna eat that?
Hey, Patrick, let's give Gary a break.
Disengaging Autosnail!
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob!
Mr. Krabs, hello.
Do you how do?
Why are you talking funny, lad?
I anything can't do right, since, because, pickles.
Nonsense, you'll be back making Krabby Patties
like your old self in no time.
I think don't ready back to go to work, Mr. Krabs.
But you're fine, me boy!
Ooh, uh...
Well, maybe not.
All you need to do is get your confidence back
so you can make me more money.
I mean, patties. [laughs]
I how do that?
It's like riding a bike: you never forget!
Uh... Oh!
I'm gonna help ya.
If you learn to make a Krabby Patty again
your life will be back in order.
Mr. Krabs, I don't know if I--
Take your time.
No, no, no...
Mmh...
[snoring]
I got it! I got it!
It's all very clear to me now, Mr. Krabs.
It is?
Yes. I finally realized that I can't do it!
I can't do it, Mr. Krabs! I'm a failure!
Don't talk like that!
Don't you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate?!
I can't make
a Double Krabby Patty with the works!
I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese,
onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard,
pickles, and top bun together in that order!
Neptune's nightmare!
That snail is eating SpongeBob's face!
Get away from him!
[meowing]
[preoccupied chatter]
Oh! Morning, everyone.
SpongeBob! You're alive!
I am? Oh, thank goodness.
Wait, why wouldn't I be alive?
You were late to work, so we assumed the worst.
You mean the best.
Late to work?
But that's impossible!
My trusty alarm clock always wakes me up. See?
Oh, how do you like that?
It's unplugged.
Well, we'll just fix that and I'll never be late again.
- [meowing] - Ah!
My clock!
[groaning]
Looks like you need a new clock, boyo.
Oh, I could never replace my old clock, Mr. Krabs.
We've been through too much together.
It's the only alarm clock I've ever owned.
I can fix it.
Eh, good luck.
But you'd better not be late tomorrow!
Or else...!
I don't know how many more "or elses" I can take.
I need to figure out a way to wake up on time!
[ringing]
[meowing]
Hey, what a great idea!
[panting]
[groaning]
[snoring]
[alarm buzzing]
[clock ringing]
Gary! Looks like it's that time of the week again!
Bath time!
Come on, let's go get the water started.
You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary.
Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way or the easy way.
Or the medium way.
Or the semi-medium, easy, hard way.
Or the sort of hard with a touch of awkward,
easy, difficult, challenging way.
So that's how you want to play it, huh?
Gary, check out this new toy!
Fetch!
Huh?
New boomerang pet ball. Really works.
Mmh...
Ugh!
Ay!
Gary! There's a bomb strapped to my chest!
It's gonna explode in three seconds
unless you take a bath!
Please.
I am now going to assault your mind
with subliminal messages!
[giggling]
[spitting]
This is more like it!
[spitting]
[meowing]
[spitting]
Water you waiting for, Gary?
I've got to make sure you get your nutrition,
so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite.
[chomping]
[burping]
I'm doing it!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Some of these! And some of these!
Almost there, and...
Done.
Ah. Now let's see how it looks so far.
The...
Mmh... SpongeBob, over here.
Come on. Take a seat.
Put your feet up and relax.
[gasping]
Oh, no! Midnight!
[panting]
Must get back to the desk!
Phew!
That was a close call.
[screaming] My pants!
Yoo-hoo! Down here!
You get up here! I got to get back to work!
- Freedom! - Stop, pants!
You get back here this instant!
Pants!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Time's up, SpongeBob.
[gasping]
[frightened whimper]
Only 799 words to go!
[laughing]
No!
[screaming]
What have I done?!
Help! Help!
My house is on fire!
[screaming]
SpongeBob, why?
Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?
Why didn't you just write your essay?!
Stop wasting time!
[gasps]
There, there.
You can come live with me.
Here we go, Squidward. You sleep in my bed.
Okay, but just till I get a job.
One day. Two days, tops.
Nonsense. You stay as long as you need to.
Good night, my little angel.
Breakfast is ready!
You're going to need to build up your strength again
so I laid out a big buffet for you.
And in bed, too?
Oh, thanks, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob, I-- - Ah! Shh, shh, shh!
Here comes the plane!
[imitating a plane engine]
It's really nice of you to help me in my time of need.
I'll try not to be a burden.
It's no trouble.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Winner?
No, no, no. You've already...
Well...
Oh, wow.
Nourishing a broken spirit is a lot of work.
That's a good boy. Now some soap!
[meowing]
That wasn't so bad, now, was it?
[meow]
And now we gotta dry you off.
Uh... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any salt,
so we'll have to use the next best thing!
There!
[snoring]
Oh, sheesh, Gary.
If you wanted another bath why didn't you just ask?
[meowing]
[coughing]
Okay, fellers. From now on, we incorporate everyone's ideas.
[in unison] Yeah!
Uh, that's not exactly what I had in mind, Sandy--
Wah!
First thing we gotta do is clear out all this old junk.
Sandy, my furniture is perfectly fine!
Heads up!
Careful, boy!
I thought I'd install a grill in your TV room
for those nights where you have to bring work home with you.
Yeah, but I like to watch TV in my TV room.
Well, this ain't the TV room anymore.
This is your indoor garden.
But, the sofa goes there.
Oh, I know. But, isn't this better?
[meowing]
Gary, do you ever feel like you are not being listened to?
[meowing]
Yeah.
[quack]
[quack, glass breaks]
I know you're back there, Sandy.
And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge...
Bob.
I got you now!
I got...!
Well, I guess the coast is clear.
Yeah, shopping's weird.
Did you ever go into the seafood aisle
and say, “Who eats this stuff"?
[laughing]
I love this show!
- Me too - [screams]
- Hi-yah! - Hwah!
Whoo!
Whoo-yah!
Uh, just a second.
Safety first!
And now, Spin Technique!
Hy-ya-ya-ya!
Yah! Wah!
Double overhand squirrel knot!
I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!
That'll be the day.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!