- [Orange] Ptui! Wow! That was a spicy seed!
Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those flying Koopa Troopa
hot wings for lunch! (laughs)
- [Bowser] Who so dare enter my castle?
- [Orange] It's-a-me! Mario!
- [Bowser] You're not Mario! I know Mario well.
He does my plumbing.
- [Orange] Okay, fine! I'm not Mario.
No need to be such a party-koopa! (laughs)
Seriously though! You should get a new plumber.
Your pipes are clogged with all sorts of stuff, flowers,
underwater worlds, didn't anybody ever tell you not
to flush entire underwater worlds down your pipes? (laughs)
- [Bowser] (groans) That laugh is
like nails on a chalkboard!
You must be that annoying orange
everybody's been going on about!
I assume you're here to save your little girlfriend.
- [Orange] Ha! I knew it! You kidnapped Passion!
Passion! Don't worry! I'm coming for you!
- [Bowser] (laughs) How adorable.
Wittle orange is in wuv.
- [Orange] Nuh-uh!
- [Bowser] Give it up, Orange.
Everyone can totally tell you're in wove with Passion.
- [Orange] We're just friends!
- [Bowser] Sure. Platonic friends trek
through eight entire mushroom kingdoms worlds
to save each other all the time.
When's the wedding? (laughs) (Orange cries)
What's the matter, Annoying Orange?
You're lookin' a little annoying red! (laughs)
Now then, allow me to properly introduce myself
before I kill you!
I am Bowser, king of-
- [Orange] What the! Bowser? That's a weird name.
- [Bowser] (laughs) And the Annoying Orange
is somehow better?
- [Orange] Hey! I'm not annoying! I'm-a-Mario! (laughs)
- [Bowser] (groans) Tell me then,
what name would be less weird for me to have?
- [Orange] I dunno, somethin' like,
Leonardo? Raphael? Donatello? Micha-
- [Bowser] Wai wai wai wait.
Do you think I'm a turtle?
- [Orange] Duh! I mean, you look just like a turtle!
Wouldn't you a-GREEN? (laughs)
- [Bowser] (groans) Does a turtle rule
an entire mushroom kingdom?
Does a turtle have super scary spikes?
Can a turtle do this? (Bowser breaths fire)
- [Orange] Wow! You can breath fire?
That's a shell of a trick! (laughs)
- [Bowser] (groans) I just told you, I'm not a turtle, okay?
- [Orange] Yeesh, I get it!
No need to snap at me! (laughs)
- [Bowser] (groans) Was that a snapping turtle joke?
- [Orange] You're getting it just now?
Even for a turtle, you're pretty slow! (laughs)
(Bowser roars and lashes out) (Orange yells out in surprise)
- [Orange] Wow! No need to be so fiery! (laughs)
(Bowser roars and lashes out) (Orange yells in surprise)
- [Orange] Wow! I get it!
You really hammered your point home! (laughs)
- [Bowser] (roars) You're so annoying!
What do I have to do to get rid of you?
- [Orange] Easy! Just say, cowabunga!
- [Bowser] I will not say that!
I am not a ninja turtle!
I am not a turtle of any kind!
- [Orange] Boo! You're not gonna say it?
- [Bowser] No!
- [Orange] Ya sure?
- [Bowser] Yes!
- [Orange] So you're not gonna say it?
- [Bowser] Correct!
- [Orange] Not even once!
- [Bowser] No!
- [Orange] Okay okay, I get it!
Wait, what was it you weren't gonna say again?
- [Bowser] Cowabunga.
- [Orange] (laughs) Made ya say it!
- [Bowser] Wha-ga-no! I didn't mean it!
- [Orange] Well, that was super classic.
Dare I say, Super-NES classic! (laughs)
But, I'm an orange of my word, you said cowabunga.
So now I'll be on my way!
Just like you AXED me to!
(Orange laughs, flies away) (Bowser roars)
- [Orange] Um, are you gonna to
fall into the lava now or what?
- [Bowser] Yeah. It'll happen in a sec.
I hang here a beat for dramatic effect before I-
(Bowser falls into the lava)
- [Orange] Wow! That looked painful.
Yowser, Bowser! (laughs) (Bowser roars)
Hey, quiet, you! You're dead!
Welp! Now to save Passion and-
(time fast forwards)
- [Toad] Thank you, Orange!
But Passion is in another castle!
- [Orange] Another castle?
How many of these things are there?
Huh. Well, I guess I'll have to keep looking for her.
- [Toad] Hey! Um, you mind if I tag along?
I'd rather not stay kidnapped here
in this super creepy castle!
- [Orange] Sure! You can come!
You seem like a fun guy! (laughs)
Get it? Fun guy? (laughs)
- [Toad] (groans) Yeah, on second thought
I think I'll stay here.
(upbeat music)