- Have you ever had sex? - Yes.
- Mmm, damn! [Inaudible] What?
♪ (punk rock intro) ♪
- (FBE) Vivica, how well would you say that you know your dad?
- I think I know him pretty well, I think. (laughs)
- Hmm, do you?
- There's not really too much I don't know about her.
- Uh, there's plenty.
- (FBE) Well, today, you're gonna be having
a chance to find out just how well you know your dad,
because you're gonna be able to ask your dad
anything you want while they are hooked up
to a lie detector.
- I'm so excited. This is gonna be awesome.
Do you have anything to hide?
- (sighs) Not that I could tell you.
- I watch all these criminal mind shows.
I can pass a lie detector test like nothing.
- So you're saying you're gonna lie.
- It's a certain... - So he's saying he's gonna lie!
- (FBE) So we've done this once before with our kid reactors,
but today we're giving our teens the chance
to ask the hard hitting questions
that you've always wanted to ask your parents.
- Okay.
- Be smart with the questions you ask.
'Cause you have to drive home in the car with me.
- Mmm, okay then.
- You ready? - I'm ready.
♪ (ragtime music) ♪
- I'll go easy on you. I won't be too...
- This feels like wearing a bikini. - Oh my God.
- Alright, let's start with some easy ones first.
- Okay.
- When I am at school, do you look through my room?
- No, not really.
- What's the verdict?
- (FBE) It looks like the truth.
- The truth. - Yeah.
- Good to hear.
- Well have you ever gone into my room
and went through my stuff?
- Yes. - What?
That's true. - (FBE) That's true.
- Wait, why? (laughs)
- I was looking for a toenail clipper.
- What? (both laugh)
Is that it?
Have you ever went in there, just like, just to go through stuff,
just to go through stuff?
- Yeah. - What?
- (FBE) That's true.
- Do you love us children,
or do you love your wife, Patricia, more?
- I love you both. - Not an answer.
- (laughs) That's my answer.
- There's no equal. It's either one or the other.
- I love Mom more.
- (FBE) That's the truth. - Okay.
- 'Cause without her, I wouldn't have you.
- How often do you look at my social media?
- Once a month. You're not that interesting.
- (laughs) Aw, you're such a pain!
- (FBE) Sadly, that was the truth. - Damn it, ugh!
- Was I an accident, or was I planned?
- You were so planned. - I was so planned?
- (FBE) That is the truth.
- (laughs) That is the truth, okay.
- Were any of your children a mistake?
(both laugh)
- Yes.
- (FBE) I mean, he is telling the truth.
- Oh my God.
- When'd you lose your virginity?
- Uh, what was I? 14.
- Is that true? - (FBE) That's true.
- 14. (laughs) I was a man at 14!
- He's like let me just wild out.
- I was a man!
- What would you say is like the craziest thing
you did as a teenager?
- Ooh, probably getting arrested. - What is that?
Yes or no? - (FBE) That's true.
- Did you really? - Yeah, I never told you?
- You never told me that. That's new!
- Have you ever been like really arrested before?
- Yes.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- (FBE) That's true. - What age?
- I got arrest at 15. - 15!?
- I got arrested at 15, the police broke down our door,
ran up in our house.
- Just to get you?
- No, to get my brothers. - Oh. (laughs)
So it wasn't your fault?
- Well, they arrested me, because I had weed on me.
- Oh. (laughs)
- Have you ever stolen anything?
- Yes. - (FBE) That's the truth.
- In my misspent youth, I went through a period
where we were stealing pink flamingos out of front yards.
- (laughs) What? - And so, by the time I got to college
we had like 30 of them.
- I know you've said you've done, you've tried weed before.
- Mmm, yeah, I was a pothead.
- So was that the worst drug you've ever tried?
- Yes.
- (FBE) That's a lie.
(both laugh) - Yo, I knew it!
- Do you think I do too many drugs?
- (laughs) Yes.
- Is that true? - (FBE) That is true.
- Yes. (laughs)
- Who is the most annoying out of your kids?
- The most annoying out of my kids?
I'm gonna keep it real. Doniyah.
- That's true, isn't it? - (FBE) It looks like this one's true.
(both laugh)
- Who is the most talented in the family?
- (sighs) You all have good talent.
- (FBE) This is definitely making you nervous.
(both laugh)
- What she's saying is it's a lie.
- I know what she said.
You're one of the... - I'm the most talented?
- You're the most talented.
- Out of all my family? - (FBE) Sorry but that's a lie.
- Oh my God! (both laugh)
Of course, of course!
- Are you happy we moved to L.A.,
or do you wish we were still in Dallas?
- Oh no, I'm blissfully happy to be in L.A.
- Really? - Truth.
- (FBE) That's true. - She's nodding.
- (FBE) Yeah.
- 'Cause I feel bad sometimes. - Oh.
- Since I'm like the reason we came out here.
- No, you know that's not true.
- I know, but still, like,
you guys have every right to decide where we should live.
- Absolutely.
- And I like totally took control over that for our family.
- No, that's not true. - So.
- This is the decision we made as a family.
- (FBE) He's telling the truth. - Yeah.
- Wow. - These are good questions.
- So good!
- (FBE) So Jaxon, I did lie to you a little bit.
- Hmm?
- (FBE) So now we're actually gonna turn the tables.
- Oh good. (Enza laughs)
Ah, damn it.
- Come here little Jaxon. It's my turn!
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- How often are you doing drugs?
- Um, probably like once a day. (laughs)
- Do you think that's too much? (laughs)
- Well, I don't know, because with weed being legal,
it's kinda the equivalent of like having a glass of wine before bed.
- (FBE) I think you're a little bit unsure about that one.
You're not fully sure if it's good for you.
- Well maybe it's not.
- Have you stolen anything?
- Absolutely! - What?
- Uh, last time I was in Japan, I remember stealing stickers.
- (gasps) Of all places, Japan? (Jaxon laughs)
Do you know what happens in Japan?
- What happens in Japan? - Oh my God.
Stays in Japan, obviously. (both laugh)
- You told me and your mom,
like you're going to your friend's house.
Have you ever gone somewhere else besides your friend's house?
- No, I don't think so.
- Mmm-mmm-mmm. (Vivica laughs)
I don't think so. - Yeah, no no, I don't.
- Yes, it's a spike, it's a couple spikes in that mug.
- (FBE) Not sure about that one. - Mmm, we ain't sure about that one.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- When I was like 13, I remember, I told mom
that I was going to the mall,
and I actually went to this boy's house.
- 13, man, I was 14, you was younger than me!
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- (laughs) Technically, no.
- (FBE) Question did make you a little nervous.
(both laugh)
- I'm dating somebody, but I don't have a boyfriend.
- Gotcha, qualified.
- Truth? - (FBE) That part's the truth.
- Truth. - Nice.
- Did not expect you to ask that. - No.
- Have you had a girlfriend? - No, never.
(both laugh)
- (FBE) I'm not so sure about that.
- May have had one or two.
- When I'm away, do you have...
- Oh, okay, let's not.
- Well I won't say the name, but... - I know what you mean.
- How often do you guys... - Often. (laughs)
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- (FBE) That's the truth, and I can tell
it's definitely making you nervous.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- Have you ever done it in my room?
- No! - Okay, good.
- Have you ever had sex? - Yes.
- (FBE) That is the truth.
- God darn! (screams incoherently)
Man, you answered that one like, mmm, calm.
- It's okay, 'cause mom knows.
- Mmm, damn! [Inaudible] What?
- Have you had your first kiss?
- What first kiss we talking about?
Like, when I was like three?
- First intimate kiss.
- No. - (FBE) Well...
(both laugh) That's a lie.
- Okay, yes, I've had my first kiss.
- When you pick your nose, do you rub it on a chair?
- Absolutely. Everywhere, everywhere!
- You know that's my worst...
- Especially in your jackets. - Oh shut, I hope you're kidding.
I swear. - (FBE) The jackets was a lie.
- Yeah. - (FBE) But the rest is true.
- Okay.
- Do you feel good about your career right now?
- Yes. - (FBE) That's the truth.
- Yeah.
- Do you feel like you're doing everything
for your career right now that you can do?
- No, I feel like I could be working harder.
- (FBE) That's the truth. - Huh.
- I'm not exactly where I want to be right now,
like obviously, I want to be doing more.
- Yeah. - Than the place I'm at right now.
- Yeah. - But like, I am happier
in this project. - Good.
- Like I'm happier doing the solo stuff
than playing in bands and stuff, basically.
- Good, very good. - (FBE) That's the truth.
- Who do you like more? Me or Dad?
- No comment.
- I'm not offended if you like him more,
but he should be offended if you like me more, so go ahead.
- No comment. - You're a chicken.
- I don't wanna say. - Why?
- That is such, that's such, I hate, I don't wanna pick sides!
- (FBE) There was a big spike when you said that you didn't
want to make a comment, so I'm feeling...
- He's scared, it's gotta be his dad.
- Stop making that face at me. Stop making that face.
- Do you love Dad more?
- I'm not saying anything. That's a sinister look.
- Have you ever wanted to fight your mom?
- No.
- (FBE) That's the truth.
- You ever wanted to fight me?
(Vivica laughs) Keep it real!
Keep it real, like...
- (FBE) We don't even need the answer to that one.
(both laugh)
- You're like "I wanna knock you out! You get on my damn nerves!"
- Do you know how much I love you?
- Yeah, I think so.
- (FBE) That's true.
- That's all I got. - I mean, you and Mom always say
that like you guys love me more than I know.
So like, I think sometimes, I don't really realize it,
'cause sometimes I assume the worst, but like,
I know that whenever anything happens, it's out of like love,
and because you guys care, so.
- More than life itself. - Yeah.
- (FBE) So finally, do you feel like
this experience made you guys closer today,
or do you think you might have been better off without it?
- I think it made us closer.
I'm still in trouble with all the rest of my kids.
- No cap. - But. (laughs)
- Yeah, when this goes out. - (laughs) Yeah, I'll be in trouble.
- There weren't like any bombs dropped or anything in this.
Like there wasn't like any big things
where it was like "what?"
- Our love could always grow more, but is so strong,
it did not require electronics.
(both laugh)
- (FBE) Would you ever wanna do this again?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but I wanna do it with the whole family.
- Yeah, I know, I wanna do it with them, them, them!
- I wanna say some serious questions here.
- We honestly wanna thank you for watching this episode.
- Don't lie, you know you wanna like and subscribe.
- Who else should we put up to the lie detector test?
- Let us know in those comments!
- Peace! - Bye!
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