- I mean when we bought our bed--
- Oh my god wait, are you two a couple?
- Yeah. - Yes, mm-hmm.
- (laughs) I thought you were brothers.
- Nope. - No.
- Are you sure you're not brothers?
- Yep. - Pretty, pretty sure.
- [Girl] Yeah? - Not brothers.
[Girl] Not brothers. - Nope.
- Which one's the guy and which one's the girl?
- We're both guys. - Right right okay.
But like, you know.
- Do you two just check out guys together all the time?
- Yes.
- Oh my god you guys are getting married?
I've never been to a gay wedding can I come?
- Um, we just met you. - So.
- Oh I don't mind.
- We were thinking of starting
by painting the living room first.
- Oh okay. - What color do
you guys think we should go with?
- Um, oh, I don't know what colors do you like?
- Oh, uh, well we had talked about... pewter?
- Yeah. yeah. - Is that a good color?
- Why are you ask--, oh. - Yeah.
- You know, my cousin's gay, Terry,
do you know Terry?
- Yeah, gay Terry. - Yeah, everyone
knows gay Terry, yeah. - [Cook] Yeah, yeah.
- You guys, I need to pick out
an outfit for the company Christmas party will you help?
- Why are you asking u-- ah, oh.
- Alright, just checking on your room.
Um, two queens? - Wha--?
- He's talking about the beds.
- Oh go-- (laughs)
- So when you guys are on a date like this who pays?
- So when you guys slow dance who leads?
- Who plans the brunch place, do you guys take turns?
- We own a brunch restaurant chain.
- Of course you do. - Yeah of course.
- But you guys just wear each others' clothes right?
- Actually that we do. - We do do that.
- Awesome, that's great.
- I need a new gay best friend,
will you be my new gay best friend? Please?
- We just met you.
- You guys don't watch Real Housewives?
- Are you sure you're gay? (laughs)
- We're pretty sure.
- Are you gonna have gaybies?
- I'm sorry what? - Gay babies.
- Can I be your surrogate, our babies would look so--
- We just met you.
- So if you guys have kids,
are you gonna let them play sports?
- Why would we not let our kids play sports?
- I don't know, I just thought,
like, musical theater and stuff (laughs) plays, dances.
- Who's the twink and who's the leather daddy?
- Wow. Wow. (laughs)
- Wow. (laughs)
- Who wants weiners, you guys right? (laughs)
- Oh, will you be my escort to the gay pride parade?
I mean, you need a gay to get into
one of those things right? - You do,
you need a gay to get in and yes we will go with you.
- Oh you're gonna be my gaykeeper. (laughs)
- Judy Garland, Judy Garland. - Seen it.
- I know who Judy Garland is - Do you?
- Are you sure you're gay? - Pretty sure.
- Are you gay?
- That's a really sensitive subject (laughs)