- So I just got a dental crown put on
and my mouth really hurts.
So we're gonna make everything else hurt
because I stumbled upon my 2012 meme folder.
I've taken a little peek
and let's get started, shall we?
Oh, boy.
Show your work and box.
Wait, what?
Show your work and box in your answers.
X equals,
I can't read these.
We're on the first one.
All right.
Maybe I could read some of the others.
That awkward moment when you're solving an equation,
X equals potato.
Troll science infinite power.
Le,
(chuckles)
le power,
le wind turbine,
and le, I don't even know what that says.
I can't read it.
Well, this is me for reference.
This is me in 2012.
This is the boy saving these memes.
Okay. I actually, I took this picture
and my caption was, "I think they sell Coke".
It's a little funny, right?
This is, this was,
this is just a very nostalgic image.
This is at Sam's Club
'cause we'd, we always get our groceries here
and I'd get a slushy.
I also took this picture.
I don't know why I took a picture of the TV,
but it's the DirecTV like saved show.
It was kind of a nice flashback to 10 years ago,
but that's all we get 'cause we're back to the memes.
I changed all my passwords to incorrect.
So whenever I forget,
it will tell me your password is incorrect.
At least they're innocent, but oh God.
They, they hurt.
They actually, it's my stomach already hurts.
My teeth aren't hurting as much though.
That awkward moment when the only thing you know
on your test is the date and your name.
Okay.
I screenshotted this from Google+.
I'm not lazy, I'm highly motivated to do nothing.
(chuckles)
(sighs)
My God.
At least I found someone who will remember me.
All right. I like these.
I don't know why I screenshotted this,
but I'm so happy I did.
I screenshotted my games folder from 2012
which has a Mega Jump, Doodle Jump,
Finger Olympic, Tiny Monsters.
I don't remember all these,
but I definitely remember Fruit Ninja,
Jetpack Joyride, Minecraft pocket edition.
Good to, actually I like this picture.
I'm happy I have this screenshot.
Oh God. I've got the cartoon network app.
I've got Skype.
ooVoo.
I don't even know what ooVoo was for.
Google+, the old YouTube.
It's pretty wild.
10 years ago.
(laughs)
I forgot about the like of boss meme.
I just think of the Wendy's thing from Y Town Funnies.
Wow.
I actually remember saving this.
I thought it was just hilarious.
I showed my mom and she didn't really get it.
My God these are,
these aren't even Facebook tier.
I, I can't read these.
You're just gonna have to read 'em yourself.
I'm just gonna scroll through these.
Okay? I can't.
Some of these, I screenshotted some of these.
Some of these are just stolen from my friend's,
like my old friend's Instagram page.
So it wasn't just me.
It's just a screenshot of TomSka's video, ASDF movie.
I don't, this isn't a particularly funny frame.
I'm not sure why I saved this one.
Oh my God. This hurts me.
This actually hurts me.
It's giving me a headache too,
but my teeth are feeling dang good.
This is a pretty good pain killer.
This is so, is this photoshopped?
I think that based on the S,
I would guess this isn't even.
Okay, whatever. Who cares?
Oh my God.
The Chuck Norris phase.
Okay. All right.
Another screenshot.
I don't know why screenshotted this,
but this was in fact my ringtone.
It was a dubstep remix of the xylophone iPhone ringtone.
And I, oh my God.
No one called me.
I don't even know why I paid a $1.29 for that.
R2d2 Dubstep Remix.
Beethoven's 5th Dubstep Mashup.
If steroids are illegal for professional athletes,
should photoshop be illegal for models?
What is the, what is the troll?
What does the troll face have to do?
Oh my God. Okay.
Terrifying moment when a cat enters the room,
stares at something you can't see
and then runs aways in panic.
Another one from my friend.
My friend said I'm immature,
guess who's not allowed in my tree.
I'm trying my best to read these,
it's just not coming out.
I'm not saying the memes I saved now are any better,
but I don't know why this, I'm getting chills.
Well, crap.
Now what do we do?
How far into these are we?
We're halfway, everyone.
We've got a lot to go.
I would say I'm 14 and this is deep,
but I was 12 when I actually,
I think I made this 'cause I remember that font.
I would use some Sketch or something, some app.
The earth without art as just eh.
Wow.
O-M-G bacon fromicanhascheezburger.com
icanhascheezburger.com
It still exists.
That is, all right.
Really hard to see 'em, man.
Making of the world's,
I haven't seen this face in a minute.
Like I'm sorry. I just can't read these.
I slept too late on my day off,
now I have less time to do nothing.
(sighs)
Little Pigs Bar-B-Q,
special tonight vegetarians eat for free.
Hahaha.
Well played, Little Pigs.
Well played.
My God.
Tired of being fat and ugly, just be ugly, gym.
So a lot of these, I guess aren't even real.
'Cause I mean if anyone made the sign,
would you really just put gym?
Are these just, like is this like karma farming
in 10 years ago?
A ninja exit only.
So this one's a screenshot of golf.
I don't remember what it's called mini golf.
Mini Golf MatchUp I think?
I loved that game, but I screenshotted me winning.
I don't know why I screen,
I don't know if I screenshotted it to show
how hard I pwned them 'cause I got twice the points
or if I was trying to save this meme
and my competitor's profile image,
which says "Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord,
but trespassing on this property is faster."
And it's a screenshot of the meme
then with the challenge accepted border.
And then that's, okay.
So many more.
Fail.
This whole screen.
Okay.
So this is a Candy Crush ad.
Is this 9gag or maybe it's iFunny?
I wasn't a big iFunny kinda user.
I used nine gag in Google+ mostly.
But apparently I got a lot of 'em.
Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals,
we'd probably be planting so many trees
and we'd probably save the planet too.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.
Wow.
(sighs)
Fail. And this is the same,
wait, isn't this?
Nope, it's different.
It's the same format.
I saved it twice.
I wonder oftentimes
'cause I was a very late bloomer on like everything,
but especially on like bad words.
'Cause there's a bad word in the screenshot,
but I know I didn't know that bad word
when I was 13 or 12.
So I'm curious how often I actually saw the word
and just didn't know.
But I'm kind of interesting.
WTF fun fact number 1,557.
There's a town called Okay, OK.
Does this still exist? Let's find out.
Oh my God. It still exists.
They're on fun fact number 12,748.
They're still making,
this was posted yesterday or today.
What? They're so long now.
There's so much text.
Okay. In 2005, research showed
that for the first time laughter blah, blah.
It's, what?
Fun fact your cornea does not have blood vessels
so it gets the vast majority of oxygen supply
from surrounding air that's why, blah, blah, blah.
These aren't even fun or WTF.
They're so boring now.
I guess they ran out of fun facts.
Texting while driving kills.
For more driving tips text "safety".
Safety fail from cracked.com.
(sighs)
What? I screenshotted my own Instagram post?
What is my profile?
(sighs)
Okay. This is a screen.
What? Okay.
It's a screenshot of a YouTube comment section
and I screenshotted my own post or my own comment.
From NC Nature News,
Animal Planet, what has happened to you?
I liked you when you were about rescuing wildlife
and learning about nature.
Then you changed your slogan to "Surprisingly human",
and you even have a video how it's about people now
and not animals.
You lost a subscriber and a fan
and probably more for the same reasons.
I will now go watch National Geographic.
Animal Planet just got pwned by NC Nature News.
I assume I screenshotted this
because it got 10 likes over four weeks
which was probably the most I had ever gotten.
But now I have a YouTube check mark
and I comment anything on any video
and I get 5,000 likes so.
I got some replies too.
Humans are animals.
Dang. Matthew just got me.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I can, I don't know if it's worse that I commented this
or that I screenshotted the comment
to show how many likes I got.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
They're even worse.
These are actually getting worse.
Like, is this JeromeASF?
Is that what it is?
I have to check.
This was, Dream probably wasn't even born.
When I was what?
Back in the SkydoesMinecraft, yeah, it is.
It's, I'm actually surprised I remembered.
Let's see if he stopped playing.
JeromeASF, 5 million subscribers.
Oh my God. How many did he have then?
He's still uploading.
Look at him go.
He's still pulling views too.
That's, that's kind of insane.
And he has the exact same pi.
He hasn't updated the profile picture.
All right. This is a kind of a nice mix
of pure, just agonizing pain and some good memories too.
Okay. So this was posted in my,
I had a Minecraft Google+ group, like a forum.
So I was the head admin of course.
This, I remember this kid kind of too.
I'm probably blinding the name.
But okay so his post was, where are the twin towers?
Ah, yes. I remember now.
I don't get,
I don't really get the, the joke.
I, I guess I just like edgy dank meme or something.
I said, "Please keep it to Minecraft gaming post only."
And he said "No."
And actually, okay.
So I think he kept reptiles before I did.
I don't think he, I wonder if he had a part
in me starting to keep them.
'Cause his image is like leopard gecko
and I don't even know what kind of gecko that is.
But he would cohab them.
I'm pretty sure because that's his photo.
We started as friends
but we just over time absolutely hated each other.
And we started making like rival Google+ groups
and we'd just harass each other and like this.
Eventually I think I blocked them
just 'cause I got so fed up,
but it's another weird memory.
Kohl's does what?
With an iFunny watermark.
Well, not even iFunny watermark just I don't know.
Oh, that's the last one. Wow.
I also found an entire folder dedicated to relatable memes.
Relatable posts number 3,761.
Oh my God, there's a min.
I saved a minion meme.
When you finish reading a page
and have no idea what you just read.
And it's just.
(chuckles)
When.
Oh my God, there are so many.
(mouse clicking)
All right. Well, that's it.
I'm done.
Goodbye.