- What's up guys, I'm Tana Mongeau
and today I am here at BuzzFeed
promoting my new season of my show
MTV No Filter: Tana Mongeau,
and I'm so excited to tell you
that I'm going to be reading Thirst Tweets today.
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One time I dated a guy and I went with him to do this
and had to watch him read other thirsty tweets
from other people and I was so jealous.
Okay.
(laughing)
Aww, someone said,
"tana mongeau is literally the most beautiful human ever.
"goodbye."
Have you seen literally any Jenner or Kardashian, sweetie?
There are so many more beautiful people,
but thank you for thinking that.
"@tanamongeau can you lick my forehead"
I get questions like this
at my meet and greets all the time.
I feel like I've been asked to
lick, kiss every body part ever, so, no, I can't.
"tana mongeau invented slim thicc"
Thank you, but I think I just invented Facetune.
(chuckling)
"if i had tana mongeau's boobs
"i'd be unstoppable l-m-a-o"
I am unstoppable, no, I'm just kidding.
They help so thank you.
"Repeat after me: tana mongeau makes me horny,
"tana mongeau makes me horny, tana mongeau makes me horny,
"tana mongeau makes me horny, tana mongeau makes me horny,"
continue.
Tana Mongeau makes her horny.
I love that for you.
Thank you.
"tana mongeau has the best boobs that's it
"that's the tweet."
I really do see so many tweets about my boobs
over anything else, even my personality.
Wow, I hope that changes
when I like release a book or something.
"i want to have a threesome with tana mongeau
"but it's just her, a blunt, and me."
It's probably my ideal threesome, I'm not gonna lie.
"I-d-k if tana mongeau specifically catered her new video
to my fetishes but watching her lick a knife and whisper,
'do you want me to murder you?'
and then smoke a blunt was too much for me."
A: I think we have similar fetishes, so, and
B: I don't remember doing this at all,
which is also just really embarrassing.
I kind of lick knives often.
I smoke blunts very often, so.
"at least three times a week me and my boyfriend
talk about wanting to have a threesome with tana mongeau"
Do I look like a (bleeping) third to you?
Like, sending love, babe, but, no.
"Would pay any amount of money for Tana Mongeau
"to spit in my face and call me an ugly (bleeping).
"It would by my honor."
A: every meet and greet I do ever is this tweet, and
B: that's kind of what sex with me is like, so,
I'm just kidding, sorry, praise Jesus. (kissing)
I would love a bucket like this,
but just of my tweets about David Dobrik.
"Tana Mongeau can choke me and run me over
"and I'd say thank you and sorry for the dent in the car."
Dude, this is what I mean when I say that my fans
are just as crazy as me.
I say this about other people.
Like there are lots of other people
that could literally hit me with a car and I'd apologize.
So, felt that.
"no offence but I want tana mongeau to sit on my face
until i suffocate i hope she doesn't see this"
Ending a tweet with, "I hope she doesn't see this"
is really funny but also, I saw it.
"if i ever met @tanamongeau
I would let her roar the (bleeping) out of me"
What does roar mean?
I feel like I know most things,
I'll have to Urban Dictionary that.
Whatever it is I probably wouldn't do.
"don't kink shame me but I would let tana mongeau
"pipe so hard"
No kink shaming here, pop off, queen.
"I want @tanamongeau to murder my bussy"
Bussy is such a good word,
my best friend Trevor says that all the time,
which you can watch on my MTV No Filter show.
Like, what orifice would I use to murder your bussy?
"I need tana mongeau to whip me around by my neck
"and spit down my esophagus while singing Hefner
"until I turn inside out
"and turn into a strawberry molly water smoothie"
Why do I feel like this is just everything millennials say
into like a generalized tweet?
And like molly water?
Babe, go to church.
The final one, which I'm terrified of.
Do you give tweets like these to like the Jonas brothers
when they come in?
Everyone off camera is like -
(silly laughing)
Jordan, you wanna come read this one?
What if my manager read this to me?
Jordan, come on in.
- [Jordan] Wow, it is extremely specific.
"Tana mongeau--
- with a (bleeping)
- [Tana and Jordan] "Would be breathtaking.
"It would be so--"
- [Jordan] "Flesh--"
(Tana laughing)
- [Tana and Jordan] "And she'd be sure to wax
"every once in a while--"
- I wax all the time.
- [Jordan] "Foreskin would be silky."
I gotta go.
- It just gets so much worse,
and that's saying so much from me.
I say these words like super on the daily in bed, but,
I'm sorry sweetie, that's not happening.
I hate to let you down, but I don't have a dick.
Thanks for having me BuzzFeed!
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