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So, now, these are all the tuxedos that we make
and if there's anything that you like
we can make you a deal.
Anything at all.
But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Ah, well, thanks a lot for hooking me up, Rach.
I want you to know that I want you
to attend our wedding as my guest.
I'm Monica's maid of honor...okay?
Don't try to blue-pin me.
Well, what's the deal with these?
- These-these look nice. - Well, they are nice.
We-we custom make tuxedos for celebrities
and then when they're done with them, they just send them back.
You mean, like, for award shows?
Some of 'em.
You mean these tuxes have been down
the red carpet with people yelling, uh
"Who are you wearing? You look fabulous!"
Honey, might I suggest watching
a little more ESPN and a little less E!
Okay, who wore those?
Um...well, let's see.
Uh, this one's Tom Brokaw.
Not bad.
This one is, uh, Paul O'Neill.
Who's that?
He plays for the Yankees.
Seriously, ESPN.
Just once in a while. Have it on in the background.
Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.
- Pierce Brosnan? - Uh-huh.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
007.
- This is James Bond's tux? - Yeah.
Oh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux.
- It's a pretty cool tux. - Ah, it's not just that.
I would be England's most powerful weapon.
A jet-setting heartbreaker
"On Her Majesty's Secret Service."
A man who fears no one, with a license to kill.
Would Monica let me wear this?
We should really learn how to play the real way.
I like our way. Oh..
Oh, ah, hey.
Chess.
- Nice move. - Yeah.
- Hey. - Hey.
So, Joey, I just hooked Ross and Chandler up
with some tuxedos for the wedding. Do you need one?
No, I'm performing the ceremony. I'm not wearing a tux.
Well, what are you gonna wear?
Multi-colored robes.
- Ooh, and maybe a hat. - Huh.
- Does Monica know about this? - I don't think so.
Can I please be there when you tell her?
Hey, oh, Rach, wait, do you wanna go to a movie tonight?
Oh, you know what? I can't.
I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Can I come?
I won't even talk, you'll just hear the noise
from my video camera.
What is this? What's going on?
Oh, good. Can I tell her? Can I tell her?
Well, do you wanna hear what actually happened
or Joey's lewd version?
Joey's.
Hey, come on.
I have this friend from college
and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey
that one time..
...she and I, you know..
...kissed a little bit.
[chuckling]
Yeah, I'm sure that happened.
- It-it did. - Sure.
Hey, it happened.
Yeah, it was senior year in college.
It was after the Sigma Chi luau
and Melissa and I got very drunk
and we ended up kissing..
...for several minutes.
Which means she had a couple spritzers
and a quick peck on the cheek.
Why are you taking this away from me?
Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?
Okay, I just, I didn't know that you were a lesbian.
I'm not saying that I am a lesbian.
I'm just saying that this happened.
Okay. It just seems pretty wild.
And you're, you know, so..
...vanilla.
Vanilla? I'm not vanilla.
I've done lots of crazy things.
I mean, I-I got, I got drunk and married in Vegas.
To Ross.
Alright, you know what, if you don't wanna
believe me about this, why don't you just
come with me to dinner tonight
and she will tell you.
Okay, alright, yeah.
'Cause I just can't picture it.
Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
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