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RICH IN LOVE
You broke up with Stella.
Boom!
Act two.
The neighbor's van gets vandalized out of the blue.
The graffiti reads, "Boyfriend Snatcher."
Boom!
Act three.
You distance yourself from the neighbor.
So, what should we name this movie?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but I'd like to know.
Be honest with me, Dad.
What's with you and the neighbor?
Why are you trying to distance yourself from her?
Because I think you're crazy about her.
If you're going to make stuff up,
do better than that.
Crazy about her? Distancing myself?
Look at you.
Floundering like a squid in a net.
Just tell me what's going on.
Hey, I pay you to work here.
Calm down.
Not to snoop around like Sherlock Holmes.
Relax, Dad.
Don't be mad.
But I will say this.
You can trust me.
Tell me anything, I won't judge you.
I'm serious.
There's nothing to tell, is that clear?
You've been warned.
From here on out,
you're in charge of Chivis Fish.
We'll sort out the details later.
Okay.
But tell me the truth.
Have you kissed?
Get out.
Come on.
Don't be nosy. Stay out of it.
Come on, you don't have friends.
You don't talk to anyone.
So you're a shrink in addition to being a detective?
You need neither a detective nor a shrink.
You need a friend.
I'm your dad.
I'm not friends with my children.
Know what?
I'm telling you because I love you.
I care about you, and I want you to be happy.
Look at me. I'm happy.
I can tell.
You've got a twinkle in your eye, you sly dog.
Don't be mad.
I say it with love.
You're my father,
and I've known you my whole life.
Who knows you better than me?
Nobody.
Besides, when it comes to the ladies,
you know I'm an expert.
Why don't you get to work, Don Juan Casanova?
Anything you need, Dad, you can count on me.
I'll be right next door. Working.
And we live in the same house.
Coming.
Thank you for your patience.
Move it, guy.
Who's next?
Thanks.
I'll take anything.
Hello, Mr. Benito.
How are you?
Here you are.
I saw you on TV yesterday.
How terrible that you were robbed.
Yes, it was awful.
They were both huge, like a couple of grizzly bears.
If I hadn't gotten tough, they would've killed me.
Nothing happened to you, right?
Well, I'm a little bruised and battered, but I'm fine.
Take care.
Have a nice day.
Two loaves, please.
Be right with you.
Mrs. Trini, hello? Over.
It's Mr. Benito.
Please come help.
Juanito isn't here.
He went to the doctor and hasn't returned.
Over.
Yes...
Mrs. Trini, please come.
We're swamped.
Over and out!
-What did you want? -Two loaves of bread, please.
I've got trout, I've got trout!
For the pretty lady going out.
Hey, offer the oysters!
Oh! The oysters!
Ladies and gentlemen, we invite you to discover
the secret to our oysters!
But if it's pearls you want,
I already made myself a necklace.
Where is Poncho?
He's here.
Look at you, stud.
Hi, honey.
Hi.
What's with you?
You get hired by Los Tigres del Norte to sing with them?
What?
This is my tiger, but from Miami.
Don't be jealous.
I can give you some tips to look as studly as me.
Don't listen to him. You look great.
Give me a turn.
Right on.
Where's Manuel?
Here he comes.
Hide and do everything again.
We've got oysters.
Oysters!
The best oysters in town!
We got shrimp!
No!
Roses for my rose.
Oh Poncho!
Thank you.
Thanks, honey.
Look at the beautiful flowers Poncho brought me.
Come.
Sorry, no freebies.
Next.
What can I get you, ma'am?
A bag of anything.
Mr. Benito, I saw you on TV last night.
You looked so handsome on my giant television.
Thank you.
But I must admit you look much more handsome in person.
Well, I suppose the years have been kind.
You look good too, Ms. Luisa.
Oh, Mr. Benito.
How about you come over to the house one of these days
and tell me all about that robbery?
And who knows what else?
Here you go, Miss... I forgot your name.
Luisa.
Yes.
What do I owe you?
Nothing. It's free.
On the house.
We're very busy.
Mr. Benito.
A dozen of those delicious donuts you make
with these strong hands.
Of course, ma'am.
That's kind of you, but it's a bit early
for a New Year's hug.
How rude.
Not till December.
Take care.
-Boss. -What's up?
I'll help you with our customers.
The doctor's taking too long.
I hope that blow made you smarter.
Get to work.
Move it.
Now we can finally work.
Mrs. Trini, one question.
- OIGA, DOÑA TRINI, UNA PREGUNTITA.
You seem a little hostile towards our customers.
Could you be a little jealous?
Me? Jealous?
Oh please.
Of women who don't measure up to me?
Oh please.
Excuse me.
Please don't mistreat the customers.
Get Mr. Roberto some bread.
Mr. Benito.
What?
I'm going to be a little late tomorrow.
I have to get the test results.
Again?
Don't worry.
I can come help.
-Really? -Of course.
You're an angel sent from heaven.
Yes.
You're an angel.
I'm going to repay you by taking you somewhere.
How nice.
I'll surprise you.
Okay.
Guess what I brought you.
A present? That's nice.
I didn't bring you anything.
I thought of you when I woke up this morning
and brought you this.
Want a clue?
It's a surprise? Sure.
I'll guess.
Here goes.
It's... Did you make it?
Yes.
Is it my favorite desert?
You're warm.
A Oaxacan-style tamale!
No.
No?
Is it made of lemon?
Yes.
You're hot.
You're so obvious.
It's your favorite desert,
and I know you like it more than me.
This looks great. Wow.
Can I eat it now?
Please do. How is it?
It's amazing.
Hey, don't think I'm taking advantage,
but my grandpa bought security cameras for the bakery.
Could you help me install them?
¿SI ME PUEDES AYUDAR A... A INSTALARLAS, HUM?
Since you're so tech savvy and all.
No problem.
You don't need to ask for a favor.
We're friends.
RICH IN LOVE